Monday, November 18, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

At 930pm last night the 8 million people jammed into the Grove for the Christmas tree lighting were treated to fireworks. For those of us at home, the sudden explosion of fireworks caused our arteries to unblock.
Jewel was there being fondled by Santa.

Mary J Blige showed up and looked good.
Toni Braxton and Babyface were both there.
Derek Hough was there to see if any rich women wanted a go with him.
No one told me there was going to be popcorn and Maria Shriver sightings.
Meanwhile over in Century City, Jennifer Garner got together with
Reese Witherspoon and Matthew M and
Jared Leto for a little Dallas Buyers Club dinner.
January Jones and her Tom Petty one night stand souvenir hat. For those of you under 30, please replace Tom Petty with Jack White.

34 comments:

msgirl said...

WTF? It's not even Thanksgiving yet, this is ridiculous.

NapAssasin said...

I fail to understand why people in LA wear any type of fall or winter outerwear. You look ridiculous. It's California, not Manitoba. 78 degrees and a beanie w/coat makes you look super stupid.

sandybrook said...

damn January looks like Meg Ryan looked when she was young and cute in her pic.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh my goodness, I'm not a conspiracy theorist but that is a mini Jason Sudekis if I ever saw one. Lookit the cute curls!

Mary J looks beautiful! That armband, tho...

Who else thought Matthew Modine when they say Matthew M? I was all excited and everything!

Harry Knuckles said...

Reese Witherspoon

Jennifer Garner

Tara said...

That little Xander Jones. What a sweet boy. Regardless of whose baby that is, January must reserve all of her smiles for him because that kid is always papped with a big laugh on his face.

califblondy said...

Hey cut us a break, when you're used to 100+ degrees, 70 feels pretty damn cold. Even though I'm still sleeveless and it was 57 this morning.

Anothergrayhare said...

I read it as her "one night stand souvenir", meaning the kid. Need more caffeine or something.

BrittH said...
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BrittH said...

Maria looks scary there!!

New Life and Attitude said...

Thank you califoblondy, I was going to say the same thing. For us it is cold when you are used to warm weather. The opposite happens when people in the colder climates think the 80's are a heat wave.

Count Jerkula said...

Jack White ain't fit to sniff Tom Petty's shit.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

You are late, Venezuela is celebrating Christmas since november 1st. 'Early Christmas' so Venezuelans are happier.

Cindy said...

Other countries don't really celebrate our Thanksgiving, so they don't really HAVE to wait until after it's over to begin Christmas. And if Cali isn't its own country, it should be :)

Gayeld said...

In my part of California is was 50 degrees when I left the house this morning. Yes, I wore a hoodie.

rajahcat said...

Derek Hough is a weird little dude

NapAssasin said...

True. But some of the photos show people looking so dramatically cold, like they need every piece of outerwear at once. Like they raided a Patagonia store just so they could walk from the front door to the car.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Anothergrayhare, I read the same thing!

Lioness70 said...

People here (NJ) didn't bundle up like that when the temps dipped into the low 40s last week (and again tomorrow, after a high of 65 today).

JSierra said...

Okay not sure if this is actually him, but I found this pic of Jason Sudeikis as a kiddo.

parissucksliterally said...

I wish Mr. Senior was there, running around yelling, "IT'S TOO SOON!!!!!".

Count Jerkula said...

@Lioness70: It was friggin cold here in Dirty Jersey. I bundled up.

JoElla said...

I get it, warm weather people want to wear cold weather clothing too!

I used to live in the Desert and we would long to wear cold weather stuff!

Hegg said...

Ughh, people begin Xmas stuff WAY to early. Not a big fan of Star(five)bucks anyway, but I completely boycott them from Oct 28th forward. They RUIN Xmas.

January Js boy is so adorable.

Kelly said...

I'm like the Californians here in NC when it dips down into the 60's. Fucking Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Maria’s botox eyebrows make her look like the Grinch.

imahrtbrkbeat said...

Hey...I'm under 30. I know my Tom Petty.

Seachica said...

A lot of these starlets have no body fat to keep them warm, so they need the outer layers.

SophiaB said...

Derek looks dumb. Jennifer needs a stylist STAT! Reese has a very rare fail-the rolled jean leg with the short boots is just BAD! Add the hat and sunglasses and you got FAIL!

SophiaB said...

She never didn't look like the Grinch. Maria's amazing hair hid or camouflaged a lot of facial flaws, but she has always reminded me of that salt sucking monster on Original Star Trek. Her mouth is not as attractive as a lamprey eel's, imho. And her crazy skinny body just freaked me out. I am glad she has filled out a little. She really rocked her bathing suit this summer.

Her son looks like he inherited the arrogant tool gene. So sorry for the girls of his generation. Not gonna be pretty. Narcissist spoiled brat arsehole ready set GO!

SophiaB said...

Thank YOU! I don't really like Tom Petty all that much, but JW is just unlistenable to me. I am a Sting/Grand Funk Railroad/James Taylor/Three Dog Night/Crosby Stills & Nash/The Band/Led Zeppelin/Santana kinda 70s girl. Tom Petty just never made the cut and he looks weird too. Sorry Count. I hope you likke my (very limited) playlist. LOTS MORE where that came from. 10cc, Pink Floyd, etc etc. I like MELODY. Big fat SINGABLE melody. Tom Petty kinda drones/whines. Can't get with dat. Ciao!

SophiaB said...

Oh and Jewel's boobs are bulging. Did she get a new job?

Count Jerkula said...

@SophiaB: Take that first list of yours, and replace Sting with Pink Floyd, and I can't sit around for a weekend getting drunk and high listening to that.

Eros said...

Under 30 and I love Tom Petty. Thanks Enty now I have last dance for mary jane playing in my head.

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