Friday, March 13, 2015

Four For Friday - Taking Down The Family

Another Friday and for the second consecutive month it is a Friday the 13th. Anyone Google how often that happens? I'm not trying to be superstitious but it is a whole lot easier to not be when the date doesn't pop up every month. I just try not to think about it or do anything and patiently wait until the clock strikes midnight. If you are looking for something to do this weekend, you can always stop by here because I will be here blogging away. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

She is a celebrity. If you have a couple hundred thousand followers on Twitter, how high does that get you on the list? She has done some acting but it is the kind of stuff anyone of you could get if you came out here for a few months. If you have been naked like she has, then it is even easier. She does some reality television hosting. Mostly reality television that is guy centric again because of her love of getting naked. I know a lot of names but I had to look her up. That being said if you are a person who watches her shows you are going to know it in a second. Wow, long winded description, but it is hard when they are just flitting around the edges because those people do so many things. Not always the getting naked at the drop of a hat thing, but they do a lot of things. You have to earn a buck somehow. That is what she thinks she is doing and what brings us to the blind.

If you thought she was hard to describe, the family is even harder. I could give two clues that would tell you in an instant who it is. For now, lets say they have a connection to Bravo, the channel. Do you remember when Bravo was nothing but performances from The Metropolitan Opera and art house flicks? Then one day they aired Queer Eye and all that went right out the window.

Back when our celebrity was making her name she was getting naked and a member of our family happened to be flipping through a magazine that featured her and decided he wanted to meet her. He didn't care that he was married. He had his choice of women that worked for him or wanted to be his mistress but he went after this woman. She knew who he was and she was willing to be his mistress but she had a big condition. He offered her money, but she wanted to be on the company payroll and be a public figure for the company. She would just get paid a lot more than normal. He agreed and because of this her face is much more known than her name. Everything was great for a few years, but then she wanted more and she was not getting more except for more magazine getting naked offers. So, she told him that she wanted to host some reality shows and he made it happen. This went on for a few years but then he found someone else he liked and tried to break it off with our celebrity. She could keep her jobs that he found her. Well, a short time after that she learned she was going to lose a few of her jobs and he also put out the word to other like minded men in the community that he would take it personally if they started seeing our celebrity. Well, with several of her income streams being cut off she decided to fight back. She has lots and lots of proof about their relationship, but he doesn't care if she talks about their affair. That wouldn't bring the family down. She does have something else though and she sent him an e-mail with some very damning documents. Documents that would cause the man to lose the empire the family built and would see several of them go to jail. One of them would look hilarious going to jail. I would so love that. I would pay to see that actually. Our celebrity was crafty. Not only did she send it to the man, but she also sent the same e-mail to the entire family and also attached a bunch of photos of her together with the man. Naked. Lots of naked photos of the two of them. Just so they would know how she got the documents or at least photos of the documents. Some of the family wants to pay her and some want to kill her. All of them want to make sure the feds know nothing about any of this.

 

43 comments:

sandybrook said...

a reality host whose face I know but whos name I don't? No thanx Enty.

Tricia13 said...

James Dolan and

sandybrook said...

That tattooed mess on that tattoo shop show?

Tricia13 said...

Dolan/Katherine Webb

Kno Won Uno said...

I really want to say Christina Milian & Scott Dickstick, but no.

Cary said...

Manzos?

Sighhhhh said...

Well unless it's a leap year, if Friday the 13th happens in February, it's going to happen in March.

Cary said...

Screw it, I don't know.

Tricia13 said...

the Dolans own Cablevision, who Bravo IFC etc, among other things.

LurkerGirl said...

Shah's of Sunset family? & some feeling worthless, broken little girl from nowhereville

Dani said...

No freaking idea, but this ish sounds good!!!!

MontanaMarriott said...

This has to be some Maxim Beauty like Lauren Soares

MontanaMarriott said...

Hmmm could the family be the Maloof's? Not sure if Adrienne's brother's are married but it would be hilarious if she went to jail. The connection would be the RHOBH

Tricia13 said...

Could be....

susan said...

Don't know and probably don't care.

On another note, I checked in with Anarchy Gossip just a minute ago and there are no posts at all. Unless I'm looking in the wrong place. Where did all of those guys go?

sandybrook said...

I see comments there they moved the whole thing to disqus on Monday, maybe if you didn't have the site bookmarked you didn't go to the place they are posting now.

Cherry said...

Everytime there is a Friday the 13th in February that only has 28 days (and not Leap Year), then the following month, March, will also have a Friday the 13th.

susan said...

Oh thanks Sandy. Disqus doesn't show up on my work computer.

Guessing said...

Chanel West Coast from Ridiculous? Though, I only found a Maxim shoot.

Guessing said...

I didn't think either the brothers were married.

Guessing said...

For the family, how about the Hiltons? Richard Hilton - the patriach of the most horrile offspring ever.

slim shady said...

great guess!

Planet J said...

That's a good one! Paris made the "ugly cry face" when she went to jail..I wonder if her brother would do the same?

Planet J said...

I don't know who it is..but sounds like he's getting what he deserves, for being greedy and not wanting anyone else to date her..but not wanting her either?
Karma is a bitch.

Lila Fowler said...

Was a woman ever used in advertising for Bravo or something related to it? Because it sounds like this woman was used in that capacity.

Amanda Maone said...

Aubrey O'Day for the chick? Dick Cheney??? LMFAOOO (just kidding of course but wouldn't that be hysterical?)

Riven said...

I have no guesses for the female but what if it's the Chapman family? I think one of the Dog shows was originally on Bravo, and let's be honest the blind is a bit more laughable this way. Girl deserves to get paid if she put up with that mullet for a few years.

Lila Fowler said...

The only kinda no-name that I can think of who has hosted a lot of smaller things, isn't very famous (but has twitter followers in the 6 figures) and is one of those women who seems to be scantily-clad a lot is Carrie Keagan. That's a total shot in the dark, though.

NCErin said...

Rupert and the Murdochs..?

NCErin said...

Wendy Deng somehow implacated... Which would be hilarious IMO :-/

Tricia13 said...

Problem with Hilton's as family is they aren't hard to describe at all. Dunno also who the guy would be- only really Rick Hilton and he isn't that influential/powerful. There money is greatly exaggerated which is why Paris hustles..in all ways.

Tricia13 said...

*Their

JEB said...

Sara Jean Underwood. Was in playboy then did a bunch of stuff on G4, which was an old video game/tech channel that was owned by NBC Universal (same as Bravo). The channel canceled all their programming in 2013 and recently went off the air.

She hasn't really been on anything since, so it fits that she is looking for a job.

shine a light said...

I don't have the attention span to read this whole blind....

Easy Peasy said...

I second the Sara Jean Underwood guess. She was who I thought of immediately, and she definitely hasn't been "around" as much lately.

No clue on the family, though.

Dudette said...

There are four Maloof brothers

msstreeet said...

could the fam be Trumps? Hilarious bit would be no fake hair allowed for the Donald.

Derek Harvey said...

I was thinking The Turner Corp (Ted Turner). Who owns NBC that bought Bravo. Jane Fonda being the one to laugh at if in jail. No idea for the dumb tramp though. Wheres The Count when you need him....

Iknowrite? said...

Amen!

Who Is said...

Padma

Blehblehbleh said...

Could be Padma with the dell family. She used to model nude in the past. Not hard to find through Google. Also known for sleeping with billionaires and Rushdie. But I think her relationship with the dell guy came after she was already on top chef.

Or could be Hilton family with the sisters Kyle and Kim on bravo but no idea who the girl would be in this case.

tarap said...

Second the Sara guess. She also "dated" Seacrest lol

Jess Sayin' said...

Which, since one out of every four years is a leap year, means that the "double 13ths" happen roughly three times each 28 years. (Feb 13 being a Friday happens once every seven years, and in a four-Friday cycle, it wound average one leap year messing it up.) So little less than once every nine years, over the long-term average.

Feb 13 will be on Saturday next year (with 365 days in a year, a given day advances one day during the week from year to year, except when leap years push it ahead by two days) but on Monday in 2017, due to Leap Day 2016. It will be on Tuesday in 2018, Wednesday in 2019, and Thursday in 2020. However, because there's a Leap Day 2020 to move things ahead, Feb 13 2021 will be a Saturday, and so on.

So you won't have to deal with Feb 13 and March 13 both being on Fridays again until 2026. Plenty of time to prepare. ;) After that, the next Friday February 13 we get is in 2032, but since that's a Leap Year, the presence of Feb 29th means that March 13, 2032 is a Saturday, not another Friday. So the double-Friday 13ths don't actually happen again until 2037. So we're in the middle of an "every 11 years" rotation right now, even though on average it's more like every 9 years. And then the next time it comes up is 2043, so that's…28 years from now, and we will have had 3 such incidences (2026/2037/2043).

I guess since the way this works out is that you have two 11-year skips, and then a 6-year skip, when you get to the second occurrence in the 6-year skip it feels as though it's happening often, because that's twice as fast as it usually is. So, this year's double-13s *feel* frequent because we just went through this in 2009…but the last time before that was in 1998, and in 1987 before that. It all evens out.

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