Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 11, 2017

This A+ list mostly movie actor is making the umpteenth installment to one of his franchises. His trailer is bulletproof and bomb proof and he has a ring of dummy trailers surrounding his for further protection.

Tom Cruise/Mission Impossible

14 comments:

AppleTartin said...

I'm going to assume, David Miscavige has got him convinced his life is under threat and Scio is the only way to protect him keeping him under thumb.

Chicagojvan said...

Is he afraid Suri might find him?

Melissa said...

Omg....literally lol'ing.....classic

meagain said...

He must know a bomb when he acts in one.

Norm said...

Nobody cares Tom... Nobody cares.

dazzle said...

is Tom in mission mode lol. What with all the protection? nobody cares one bit.

Sd auntie said...

Short stack is paranoid!! All washed up.. yup

david said...

That won't stop a tomahawk missile; or a M.O.A.B.
But if Tom feels better about his security with a ring of trailers, okay.
I'm not paying for them.

Jennifer said...

Nothing funnier than a paranoid midget....

Kate said...

Haha!! This comment made me literally laugh out loud. So much so that my daughter asked 'whatcha Laffin at mom'

Kate said...

👍👍

AndrewBW said...

+2

Hortensia said...

You are most probably correct, and this is just very, very sad.

Unknown said...

I hear Mattel make all of Tom Thumb's trailers.

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