Friday, January 05, 2018

Blind Item #7

The husband of this celebrity chef had to have a testicle removed after a sex game gone wrong with a BDSM escort he hired for the night while his wife was out of town. That would be a tough conversation to have when the wife got home.

40 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Rachael Ray?

Boldblonde said...

Rachel!

Krab said...

Neuticles* and no one will know!


*those fake dog balls

Tricia13 said...

Them saucy Italians!!

Valerie said...

Rachael Ray

Unknown said...

Ha hahaha hahaha hahaha!!!

Classic

Count Jerkula said...

Ray's hubby is known to frequent dominatrix, no?

Blanche Devereaux said...

What if it was Jeffrey Garten

Guesser said...

@Count,that does sound familiar, so she probably knows.

Newbomb said...

That's what happens when you hire non-union labor.

Guesser said...

@Blanche,I was going to say that would be funnier, we know Rachael's hubby is weird.

sandybrook said...

Imma take Paula Deen because she got cheated on before and took him back, plus they are white trash who would probably do something stupid like that.

Unknown said...

Why didn't he just say he fell down some stairs and landed on it?

Beyond EMF said...
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Unknown said...

Jeffery Garten! Just kidding! Only if the incident involved a roast chicken

Beyond EMF said...

Clearly she knows. And his extracurricular activities are old news.

http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/gossip/ray-guy-sizzler-article-1.651274

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

I'm dying at the Neuticles comment!

longtimereader said...

Remember when 2pac got shot in the balls and people started calling him onepac! i miss the 90's...

GeeWallyThatWouldBeWrong said...

Hey honey, I lost a nut!

sandybrook said...

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't, almond Joy has nuts, husband don't.

BestMan said...

I guess sweetmeat and meatball recipes won't be featured in the future.

fionafab said...
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Tricia13 said...

😂😂😂😂

Jean Pennie said...

LOL Sandy

texasrose said...

I'm sure they stuck in one of those fake silicon nuts in it's place so she never needs to know.

BayAreaGirl said...

LOL, OMG this blind is too much.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I'm dying over here. too funny

beebopcowboy said...

did he cook the testicle afterwards?

sorry, I had to.

ShriveledBacon said...

Rachael and Jon were recently making giant cheese balls on her show...ball envy?
https://www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipes/26134_john_cusimano_whiskey_bacon_cheddar_cheeseball/

delete account said...

Now this is the kind of blind I like!

Damiana said...

It's all fun & games until someone loses a nut!

Aisle B Bach said...

Dilly! Dillyless!

Localhacks said...

Please, Mary Berry!

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I don't get it?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

BLAAAAANNCHE!!!!! My fave on "Golden Girls"! 💛💛💛💛

Scandi Sanskrit said...

What am I missing out on? 🥜

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Everybody's LOL-ing and I'm not getting any of the nut jokes! I LOVE BALLS! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

mannyv said...

He should put it in a jar and give it to her as a token of his love.

"I gave you my left nut."

Sign Name Below said...

You caused me to spew tea! Bwahahaha

Unknown said...

How does this even happen? Balls are pretty tough. Did she use knives?

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