Thursday, May 31, 2018

Blind Item #17

The wannabe wife of this A list frequent reality judge/host/producer/chain smoker/serial cheater has been arranging for paps to try and put the aforementioned person on the spot so she finds out if she is ever going to get married or cast off like all the rest when she gets tired of him chain smoking during sex.

34 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Laura Silverman/Simon Cowell

Joe said...

Simon Cowell.

Jazzy Rae said...

Simon Cowell

Tricia13 said...

*Lauren

sandybrook said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5790611/Simon-Cowell-grimaces-panic-asked-hell-propose-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman.html

If he hadn't asked her 5 years in and she hasn't left yet, what he worry? She needs him and gave up her other kid to be with him, if only for money.

Brayson87 said...

Well where else is he supposed to put out his cigarettes?

DDonna Tarttty said...

Thought he was gay. Isn't this just a bearding thing anyway? Is he bi? Feels like the narrative is shifting around here.

Thia said...

I'm sorry, but if he's chain smoking through sex, that's some mad skill and coordination.

Anonymous said...

Most likely flat on his back letting her do all the work

Vanessa Evans said...

She cheated on her ex- husband with Cowell and abandoned her first kid. You reap what you sow!

mandijoi said...

Chain smoking during sex? Smoking during sex at all? Ew.

Guesser said...

@Ddonna, America's Got Talent is starting up again,so the Simon is straight story has to be put out for public airing.

Randyman said...

When Simon gets older he is going to be so pathetic like Burt Reynolds.

Thia said...

It's May 31st. Wasn't Enty supposed to drop a big reveal by today??

kingkurtis said...

What the Hell? Gross shit right there...sex with Simon at all that is. Gives a bad name to chain smoking. FuckingEww

Lyla said...

Smoke blunt pre-sex then. Cigarette post sex. No need to smoke during!

Thonker said...

chain-smoking DURING sex? who the fuck would try him a second time after doing that? lol

SteveD said...

I guess today must be the Simon that makes pop starlets blow him while he smokes and not the gay Simon. Guys, I've figured it out. He only turns gay when his nicotine levels drop.

Mo said...

Isn’t sex enough during sex?

Kate K said...

Life in the Fast Lane...:)

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>"Chain smoking during sex? Smoking during sex at all? Ew."


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Amy Casey said...

What a bitch! I completely forgot she had another child. How can she do that??

Cail Corishev said...

I love the way people assume things which were sexy in the past suddenly aren't now because our beliefs (at least the ones we claim to hold) have changed. Look, I've never smoked. But smoking? Still sexy. Sorry.

Boo Hearne said...

QUESTION: Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Simon's father wait years and years to finally marry his mum? I think she had had a few kids by then. Chip off the old block, I guess. It must be in the DNA.

Goddess said...

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Biden is a Pedo said...

He puts his cig out on the prepubescent boy in the bed

notthisagain said...

He is gay.

notthisagain said...

+1

notthisagain said...

enty, seriously, why undermine your credibility (which people love to question all the time) by doing a simon-cowell-is-straight blind???

I have always stood by you enty, but the rami malek reveal was wrong and you pulled it off the site. now what about these stupid hetero ones about cowell?

please dont be what they want you to be enty - fake.

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Geeljire said...

Yawn

boredatwork boredatwork said...

Who else immediately pictured George Constanza eating a sandwich during sex?

Rita said...

+1

Nadya Mutiara Rozani 151610713080 said...

Nah.He isn't. Remember the old photos of Simon with a Vietnamese tween circa early 2000s? I think he's a pedo.

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