Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 22, 2018

Apparently it took about 8 hours between the time this actor (former A+ list mostly movie actor) and actress (former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee) talked about their respective roles to having sex together at the place he was staying.

Keanu Reeves/Halle Berry

41 comments:

gradybridges said...

Run Keanu, RUN

Brayson87 said...

Git it Keanu, git it!

Mad Hominem said...

Sure, Keanu; sure... *rolleye*

longtimereader said...

Keanu finding his bunny on a stove in 1,2,3...

Brayson87 said...

@longtime, ahh sh!t, just as long as it's not the dog! ;)

Newbomb said...

She's worth it.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Not sure I believe it,but they make a beautiful couple.

parissucksliterally said...

Can't blame either of them. They are both gorgeous.

notthisagain said...

keanu fucked a female stalker of his that broke into his house once (vintage enty blind!)

he's a cool dude

he knows what he's doing

itd be nice if they had a baby. we need to keep some of keanu's DNA in the gene pool. very sad about his former gf and (stillborn) daughter RIP. devastating. Ill always have a big heart for keanu

Geeljire said...

No man there's that part of Mass Effect 2 where Samara's daughter is some psychic vampire and everyone she bangs does and she's all "NO COMMANDER SURELY YOUR WILL IS STRONG ENOUGH TO CONQUER ME."

If you were that invested in video game sex, you die.

B626 said...

So his agent leaked this to an Entern?

Cold in Ct said...

Good for them, if it's true.....

Sara, Making It Work said...

@B626
Yeah, or the studio. If Blind Gossip is to be believed, it's classic fakery to build buzz.

sandybrook said...

It's like a lot of the closeted dudes like Bradley Cooper on this site, sometimes they are flamers, sometimes they are predators on women. It depends who's paying Entern the most 💰.

Sd Auntie said...

Super cute couple!!! He seems easygoing. It might work!!

pixiegothy said...

I don't believe in this blind, I like Keanu since Permanent Record, he is a really nice guy... Halle is batshit crazy

Geeljire said...

Nice guys have sex with crazy women too

hothotheat said...

@B626 yes, he has a film coming out with Wynona Ryder. He has better sense than to fk crazy.

pixiegothy said...

true @Geeljire, they say the sex with crazies is amazing! Poor Keanu, I hope he is safe lol

Brayson87 said...

They say don't stick your d!ck in crazy, but f*ckin' is what crazy is best at!

Brayson87 said...

Get outta ma head pixie lol

Jane Hanoi said...

pop quiz
leading lady is hot
and psycho
what do you do ?

her

Brayson87 said...
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Brayson87 said...

"Do not try and bend the poon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE IS NO POON. Then you will see that it is not the poon that bends, it is yourself."

Sara, Making It Work said...

They should have spread rumors about Keanu and Winona.

Dena said...

Lol @Brayson!

Bob Barnett said...

Why did he wait 8 hrs?

Cail Corishev said...

Bob, I figured it must have taken 7.5 hours to get back to his place. Maybe one of them had to finish work first.

bart gee said...

I want to feel good, Keanu! Make me FEEL GOOD!!

H said...

Wait I thought Keanu was gay from past blind items or is he bisexual?

Amy Casey said...

Very true Geeljire

T. W. said...

This story was planted by their PR people.

I ain't mad at Enty though. Not his fault if his sources lied to him. Plus he needs fake stories to back up that disclaimer you can read only on the desktop version of this site.

Well played, Enty. Well played.

Brayson87 said...

It doesn't matter which way his barn door swings, people love Keanu because he has heart.

Sacred Frequency said...

Can you blame them? They are both hot AF and single (as far as I know). Let them wreck havoc for the housekeeping staff ;)

a beautiful virago named hope said...

I ain't mad at them. He's amazing. So she's still got some faculties left.

@Brayson, nice Replacements reference.

Henriette said...

I don't believe this at all, but crazy generally repels crazy. I guess Keanu got over his Charliz Theron obsession.

Saint John said...

She’s beautiful and why aren’t they aging? They are both hot. Beautiful couple. Enjoy while it lasts. They both have had tragedies. Maybe his coolness will calm her down. Good luck.

Saint John said...

Hmm didn’t Charliz date Keanu and recently Halle’s first baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Hollywood swappers. I heard Halle felt Charlize slighted her after her Oscar win. Wonder if they made up

Lu Geiger said...

I'll never know why Keanu and Sandra are not a thing

Pickle Rick said...

@Lu - Sandra like bad boys, not sad boys.

Lani Mercado said...

I do believe enty he has legit sources Keanu doesn’t participate pr and John wick doesn’t need hype it can stand alone even without Halle name on it is a Keanu movie not Halle. Btw I’m surprised she is even the movie if they have a fling fine let Keanu be happy after the trauma in his life. Our opinion doesn’t matter.

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