Thursday, August 30, 2018

Blind Item #5

Apparently that death of a pseudo celebrity who became more of a celebrity after death than he ever was during life has taken a new turn. An employee may be to blame for the death. 

28 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Dennis shields

Tricia13 said...

Dennis shields

andrea said...

I’ve got a busy few days ahead of me and then I’m on a vacation, see y’all soon :) I’ll be around a lot more you’ll get sick of me

Tricia13 said...

Caio for now andreaπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

Guesser said...

Yes, no autopsy for "religious" reasons.

MDAnderson said...

Never!!

Anonymous said...

Every time someone dies lately, there's more to it than it seems according to CDAN (especially when there's no autopsy). But I guess the death can't speak so.....I'm honestly believing whomever is running the site now is finding it hard to get any good truthful blinds. So they are relying on reality stars, dead people and Elon Musk.

hunter said...

Whatever, quit your bitchin.

Mrs Meat said...

You know you've 'made it' when your death gets the CDAN slick of suspicion. Stars will soon be forced to live tweet their demise, unless they actually want their nearest and dearest to fall under the beady eyes of Enty.

Ophelia said...

Calling all the talented CDANers - I now propose a la DB style, in this day and age of many reboots, to bring back Pushing Daisies but a darker version where Chuck and Ned are investigating all the Hollywood deaths because he can in fact get the dead to speak & he still bakes pies & Kristen Chenowyth still randomly sings & his detective friend is Enty

Tuesdi said...

Lol, Ophelia!
TMZ says Dennis Shield's assistant administered 2 doses of Narcan. Probably has something to do with that?

Unknown said...

Great idea Ophelia, but if there is any truth to the worst suspicions, it will only lead to tragedy for many involved.

SteveD said...

"I am about to jump off out this window of my own free will. Please do not speculate about my death on CDAN."

An Edwards said...

Blah blah blah. Let's get back to who's running lines on the back of the commode at what event, and who's fucking who... This conspiracy πŸ’© is getting old.

LEANNE NORMAN said...

I swear most of us thought this would be a blind as soon as the news of there being no autopsy broke.
Was he about to bring down a paedophile ring too or was it for the money?

Stupidpervs said...

He's not a celeb

Stupidpervs said...

I agree ..I'm starting to think enty is wearing a tinfoil hat

Youre Tired said...

Exactly. Always a conspiracy. The guy died how millions of Americans are dying- opiates. Very simple. But apparently when celebrities die, it’s always a conspiracy.

Dannette said...

It's not Enty now, it's "Enty."

Neal M said...

L Ron Hubbard.

Htiderem Notwen said...

I hate that I have to make these comments 3-4 days a week to the same elitist ass holes, but here I am doing the lords work. Listen up ass hats. If you don’t subscribe to the information he is putting out, I’m here to tell you, you can just walk away and not voice your opinion. I know- GROUNDBREAKING. I’m here to tell you, no one fucking cares and you sound so old, annoying and frankly out of touch. Consider it my contribution to the elderly community that I even take the time to attempt to connect you with reality. I digress, though. Long story short, stop fucking coming here to complain! FIND A HOBBY! knitting, community theatre, a local choir, etc. the possibilities are endless! but stop coming here to complain EVERY FUCKING DAY, without fail, assuming that anyone cares about your opinion. this is a FREE and one of a kind site that we can’t get anywhere else. Learn to be appreciative or fuck off. It’s not that complicated. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Htiderem Notwen said...

Then fucking scram??? Do you need everyone to tell you you’re right and they agree with you to make a decision? Looks like it! Find a forum that gives a fuck about your opinions. Good luck though, cause you sound dumb πŸ˜‚

Thot Crimes said...

+11 @Htiderem

Depeche Model said...

Listen up here you little millennial fuck,

I'm not invested in enty's conspiracy theories, and frankly I think cdan has been overrun with nutters to the point, that the comment section has become unbearable to read. Just a fucking collection of lonely cat-people, who have nothing else to do all day, than to sit on their fat American asses and type shite on the internet. It's become of those sites that people on other sites whisper about 'hey, did you see the loon-collection on cdan?'...

Now, having said that, if you don't like this thing called FREEDOM OF SPEECH, then it is you can fuck off, go knit yourself a pink hat barely resembling a giant woollen pussy, and go march for transphobicgenderbifluid or whatnot rights with the other little sleeve-tattooed and purple-haired braindead follower-shits, goose stepping along to the sound of drums inside a vacuum, that is their collective brain.

I know your useless generation of anti-capitalist, deeply socialist, iPhone-Starbucks-western-produced-electronics-and-designer-beard-comb-lovers can't handle us 'oldies', and our old fashioned ways of writing with pens, reading real books with paper pages, and knowing shit such as history or maths, without using a calculator, or googling how to type 'fascist', but WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!

You either take that and shove it up your clenched little arse, and go run off to your university safe space, filled with other shaking weak little shites, wiping their tears and snot on their sleeve tattoos, leaving dried up buggers from wrist to elbow, or fuck off to a country more to your liking, where nobody questions anything, ever.

Your pathetic little hissy fit did not scare anyone. Where the fuck do you think you are? On your uni campus shouting at teenagers? Laughable little cunt.

plot said...

@Hit

" If you don’t subscribe to the information he is putting out, I’m here to tell you, you can just walk away and not voice your opinion"

Sure we can! We have the power. But some of us ain't gonna, not on your command.

" you sound so old"

You mean, like, because, literally like, we don't speak, like, dude speak, literally? It's all so, like, extra!

Such an insult. I'm wounded.

"stop fucking coming here to complain! "

Make me.

Neal M said...

Eh, it does get fucking old to read the same complaint of people who READ THE BLIND, and knew what to expect in the comments, and came in ANYWAY just to complain: "I miss the old days when it was just us old cat ladies guessing on Kojak, Love Boat, and Fantasy Island blinds, and who Ryan O'neal was cheating on Farrah with! This sucks! Can't we just let the pedos and deviants do their thing in the dark and pretend it isn't rife throughout wonderful Hollywood?"
Then stop coming, reading and commenting. Because though he said it harshly, he is right - no one gives a shit that you don't like the blinds or miss the old days.

plot said...

@Neal

"no one gives a shit that you don't like the blinds or miss the old days.

Clearly you do, and Hit does, since you care enough to comment, through tears and rage but that is a form of giving a shit.

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