Saturday, September 01, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

June 26, 2018

This foreign born still one hit wonder couldn't get any interest in her services from staid executives so she got a bunch of that fat she previously injected in her butt removed, so she would appear much less cartoonish. Apparently it worked as she landed a guy almost right away.

Iggy Azalea

13 comments:

Mrs Meat said...

Well, may that be a lesson to all those freaks out there with their rattling Aunt Fanny behinds.

UniversalEnergy said...

She has serious body dismorphia disorder. So much surgery to look practically the same with more exaggerated features.

sandybrook said...

She's still disgusting

CJ said...

Butt injections can actually be removed? That’s good news indeed, not that I care about Iggy.

Unknown said...

@CJ, Kim Kartrashian's "weight loss" was her unloading her giant fake booty

Unknown said...

The fact that "she landed a guy almost right away" has no bearing on whether he will make a second appointment

Mrs Meat said...

I do hope she left time for the puncture wounds to heal. How does this even work? Will she be left dripping like a Maple tree, with a sort of spittoon around each ankle?

No doubt all the tapping of lard as everyone rushes to copy will only see more screaming headlines of the "Fatberg Blocks Sewers" variety.

Lunchpaillefty said...

Not just for breakfast, anymore.

Laslo Spatula said...

Her people should clarify this for the staid executives: Iggy is no longer getting her ass injected, but she is still more than willing to get her butt pumped.

I am Laslo.

Hortensia said...

Mrs. Meat: Hysterical!!!

Bubbles said...

I would assume the fat removal process just involved the same liposuction that removed it from the original location in order to transfer it. But that would mean she had to gain hella weight in order for them to perform liposuction in the first place and I don't remember her being big. Of course, she could've been in hiding and wearing baggy clothes so no one would notice the weight gain but then I wouldn't notice since I'm not checking for her like that.

BlissBoo said...

What's a Staid Executive?

I'm still laughing about Mrs. Meat's post. I agree, hysterical.

BTW ENTY: The Captcha process is out of control! Six screens of signs, store fronts, buses, hydrants, come on, too much!

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