Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Blind Item #7 - Dancing Boy Blind Item

So, coming up, we're going to start doing intro reels for the dancing boy players (3 minutes each, probably, to be on a dancing boy youtube channel). I'll tell you about the Daniel Light one shortly (he's estranged from his father, Rusty Jacobs, and living on the streets of NYC, where he's visited/bullied by his older brother - writing this part for the younger sibling, named after a firearm, in a movie about a family of geniuses; the story ends with Daniel concluding I'm a "sell out," and boarding a bus to LA, armed).

Here though is the one about the first quite possible kid actor (per the m/o of the saga these parts will go predominately to small timers). His first name is the same as a young actor turned adult actor who replaced a now-disgraced actor on a long running TV series (the one with a fractional name). His last name is the same as a now retired former child actor/80s teen idol turned adult actor (of mostly tv/family fare) who I've mentioned as (hopefully) a dancing boy player himself. You'll find this child actor on google images, the 7th row down, end of column.

His introduction takes place in an Arizona trailer park - he's there with his secret mother. Who might she, hopefully, be? Well, she's of course a former child actress herself, and has a memoir coming out. As the bad guys are descending on the place, she's forced to reveal that the boy's secret dad - who he'd been told was a hero/martyr - is actually a washed up deadbeat/drunk. Fortunately, the boy, previously unbeknownst to him, has a secret uncle - the actress's real life brother. He shows up in a nick of time.

51 comments:

Akbar Johnson said...

So it's tuesday, Tacos anyone?

Simon said...

Leftover white chili

Florin said...

I have chicken and biscuits.

Green Tea said...

https://www.rainn.org/articles/adult-survivors-child-sexual-abuse

Robert Blinn said...

The tinfoil edges of last night's burrito crinkle fractal patterns in my refrigerator.

Krab said...

Roast beech sammich.

Shaddup Mimsey said...

Ham and pepperjack sub and onion rings with a ranch dipping sauce.

Cuddlebutt said...

Bologna sandwich.

TellMeLies said...

For ONCE i will respond to this blind only to say that the google image thing was total bullshit.

Also, vegetable soup that I made from a dehydrated mix but had to add a LOT of additional stuff to. and brown rice shells in it.

sandybrook said...

Chili rellenos, chips and salsa and beers for me later.

Very good troll,I've got you down to BI #7 now. I'm here, a bit late. But here. My goal for you troll is you post this shit at BI #1 and 5 minutes after it shows up, I troll you with a food topic and you say buh bye for good.

HkyMom said...

Jimmy John's BLT

Holly Would said...

Home made Tabouli and whatever I can find to go with

kfitz said...

turkey, mac and cheese and peas. leftovers from last night because im lazy.

Max Power said...

2 nights ago I made a delicious Cajun Chicken and Sausage Pasta dish for my two couchsurfing guests, so yummy leftovers for lunch today.

John the peon said...

Looks like I get to answer, Ashton Schroeder , we are having Mulligan stew here.

Squirrelmistress said...

chicken caeser salad again

Shegotgroove said...

Ham and cheese on French.

jujumn said...

Left over chili and cornbread

cc423 said...

Smoked gouda mac & cheese with grilled chicken and roasted tomatoes.

Angela said...
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Angela said...

When in Cleveland, drop by Dancing Boy Steak 'n' Shake, the restaurant chain started by CDAN's own Dancing Boy. Try our Molested Lamb Kebabs, so tasty and juicy, get a piece of the T-bone steak with potatoes cultivated near the high school where Dancing Boy heard about some famous alumni he has never even met but who'd definitely find him a great guy. Then get a sip of our world famous vanilla Dancing Boy milkshake, the only milkshake endorsed by Dancing Boy. In between meals, you'll be regaled with trailers to the first teaser to the trailer to the forthcoming Dancing Boy feature film (part one of a planned trilogy) and vote for your favorite aspiring underage actor in the trailers. The winner will be the lead in the first teaser to the trailer to the film (stil part one of a trilogy, unless he changes his mind and plans six films instead).

The Dancing Boy Steak 'n' Shake : Come on and do the Dancing Boy shake!

Kim said...

Subway and Doritos for me and my kid in the hospital. Happy lunchtime, y'all.

Donna said...

Taco salad made from last nights dinner is what I have planned. My tomatoes finally all turned red at once, so I made a Ranchero Sauce to go with the chicken enchiladas I made on Sunday. Tonight is going to be Wet Burritos or Chile rellanos with the rest of Ranchero.

Tuesdi said...

Sorry about your kid, Kim!
I had a piece of candy. Sigh.

Unknown said...

Spaghetti w/arugula side salad

Spider Rico said...

I love the fact EVERYONE ignores the dumb ass dancing blinds and turns it into a what's for lunch post. Kudos guys!

Dahling said...

Bagged lunch. Veggie sammich. Can hardly wait! (Avocados, red onions, salt & pepper... YUM!!)

Kate K said...

I'm feeling soup.

John The former peasent said...

Kudos to Angela, that was funny. Your still disliked for good reasons though.

Stupidpervs said...

+1

Stupidpervs said...

Shh you can't tell until your ready to sell the story..doesn't matter how many victims got hurt or killed cuz one day this will be worth $$$$$

Stupidpervs said...

Idk why dude said your disliked cuz I don't take this stuff personal but was very funny ..a highlight of my morning

Stupidpervs said...

It's not personal ..🤝 No one knows anything about anyone here enough to offend like that ..it's cdan not Facebook

Stupidpervs said...

Btw If you plan on running against Trumpet I'll vote for you

Farmgirl said...

Chicken nuggets
Dont judge

cheesegrater15 said...

Veg soup for me. I love soup and stew weather.

hunter said...

Lol @Angela - love it, that was great.

I'm having oatmeal with cinnamon and BUTTER yes I am it's delicious and sweetener because I'm trying to pretend I don't eat sugar what a joke.

VDOVault said...

it is finally soup weather here, but I think I want a nice loaded baked potato for lunch & maybe soup for dinner.

sandybrook said...

Hunter I've cut out as much sugar as I can which basically means juices and soda because pretty much everything else you eat has sugar in it somewhere somehow. And I ain't getting rid of beer or wine.

Melissa Lyn said...

I hate these blinds. Corey Feldman is such a disgusting human being.

Satan 666 said...

I had a sugary granola bar and altoids. FML.

hothotheat said...

Cold Black Bean burger.

LA Native said...

@sandybrook! Chile rellenos here too, only tossed in a flour tortilla since its leftover from sunday.
A nice ice cold Shock Top to accompany this wonderous invention. Home grown chiles too.
Late lunch/dinner, been in jacksonville shopping all day.
Got some ghost pepper infused vermont maple syrup from trader joes, already planning weekend brunch!

SeijnSei said...

Who needs lunch when you can fill up on this total word salad of a post!

Geesh.

plot said...

Vegan Spicy Thai potato and tomato soup.

Trying this vegan till supper thing.

sandybrook said...

Mexican food and cerveza can not go wrong that way LANative!

Sabre said...

I'm considering making a quiche.

Does no one read the responses? Let DB die alone already.

Adrastia said...

Rather than chat about food we should just not comment at all.

I said while commenting. o.o

This one's too word salady for me to even bother trying.

Miss Anne Thrope said...

Fried egg sandwich

Jack's Girl said...
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NicQuerica said...

You win the internet! Fuck this blind, I have an easier time reading Latin.

Grilled chicken with guac and veggies.

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