Monday, October 15, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 8, 2018

This A- list comic actress is making a huge deal about a recent event where she spent time with law enforcement. The thing is though, the actress is ignoring the fact the whole thing from booking to release took five minutes and she was the one who insisted on being arrested in the first place. The police asked her multiple times if she was sure she wanted to be arrested. It was the opposite of anything stressful, so don't let her tell you otherwise.

Amy Schumer

17 comments:

Spider Rico said...

You forgot to add the favor she owed to her Uncle Chuck.

Danilo müller said...

Only I find this funny?

rdkizziah said...

Drama queen.

sandybrook said...

Any famous person arrested at protests gets it done for show and street cred.

cc423 said...

Whoa! Wait! You mean a celebrity is acting like a celebrity? STOP THE PRESSES.

orangesoda said...

The little piglet had to get some sort of media attention somehow since her career is flopping. Surprise wedding didn't get her the chat that she wanted so surprise arrest was the next logical move.

yepthatsme said...

@orangesoda, so what will the next move? Overdose? Mental health? Metoo?

orangesoda said...

Metoo or mental health. I think other than the boozing, she doesn't really meddle with prescriptions or anything like that. I get my news from DM though so I could be wrong. But those cheeky cheeks definitely say 'booze' to me.

J said...

#metoo is where the attention-thirsty bullshitters go these days.

Eff Yiew said...

They didn't want to arrest her because now they'll never get the smell of her rotten twat out of the cell.

shawn fleming said...

The police didn’t want to arrest her because it required two set of handcuffs.

shawn fleming said...

You can buy that joke Amy for $5, much less than what Louis CK was charging you.

Brayson87 said...

Don't worry Amy, somehow you'll find a way to stay relevant!

Jack Rabbit said...

All I noticed from that episode was how fat, ugly and stupid she is. Truly has a pig face. She's like a slightly less revolting Lena Dunham with that lumpy, dumpy bod and fug face.

Skyler the Weird said...

She couldn't find any Jokes to steal from Lenny Bruce so going to Jail was the next best thing.

Orville said...

A lot of these celebrities just use politics as a way to keep relevant and stay in the public eye. Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano are C list actresses known for a few TV shows. Just like Amy Schumer they are trying to stay in the news.

Mick A said...

They ask everyone at these events if they want to be arrested. If you say no then they say "OK, the get up and leave". If you insist on continuing your protest you get arrested.

Trying to make it sound like she got special treatment is BS.

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