Blind Item #8
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:45 AM
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43 comments:
Jared Goff or Gronkowski
Sounds good !(I’ve no clue loll)
Thinking Gronk too.
Gronk has had the same girl friend for 4 years.
Jared Goff is dating an instathot "model"
Pardon me while I butt in with some OT shit, but...XXXTentacion’s kid was born. It’s a boy & it’s name is...
...wait for it...
⏳
you call that waiting?
⌛️
You ready?
((( ⏲ )))
GEKYUME!
(insert meme of black dude with question marks surrounding his head)
”Gekyume’s name is derived from a word X created prior to his passing.”
At the risk of sounding racist, why the fuck are Black people in a race (pun intended), to see who can create the most fucked-up-beyond-recognition name for their kids? Might as well just call the kid Fubar & be done with it.
🤷🏼♀️
And White people aren’t getting off easy on this one, either! Naming your kid Briaynne and then snottily correcting people when they butcher the “correct” pronunciation (“Uh...it’s pronounced BRY-ANN” they say, with a haughty eye roll thrown in for good measure), is equally as ridiculous!
QUIT NAMING KIDS SUCH FUCKED UP NAMES!! 🤦🏼♀️ It doesn’t make your kid “unique,” it makes him/her the object of bullying and also creates a LIFETIME of irritation for your kid, as he/she has to correct people, on the DAILY!
“Here kid, life isn’t hard enough, so here’s a completely fucked up name with an equally fucked up pronunciation. Have fun with that.
P.S. We secretly hate you.”
😈
If the name meant something to the kids DEAD father why do you care? It’s NOT your kid, you won’t have to take care of it or even see it everyday. And this isn’t black people thing. If a name holds special meaning to someone of ANY race and they want to name their child that, that’s on them, NOT YOU.
My sister had twins and dreaded asking her their names. When I worked up the courage to ask her, I had my fingers crossed. Thank God she chose some normal... Nicholas and Courtney. I visited their kindergarten class and couldn't believe the down right odd names parents saddled their poor children with, for a lifetime.
If Gronk has had the same GF for years, they must have an open relationship, because he gets around.
Thank you for this. Lived in Boston and visit often and that’s not who I see him sucking face with.
Lol. It’s amazing the gossip you find on Instagram. These girls spill all the tea on the stars.
“At the risk of sounding racist, why the fuck are Black people in a race (pun intended), to see who can create the most fucked-up-beyond-recognition name for their kids?“
It’s already been won by the woman who named her kid Latrine.
Worst name I have seen is "Ka-duh". Pronounced Kuh dash duh. At least the parents knew phonics.
@cat My Dad was a pediatrician. I worked in his office, doing grunt work, as a kid. I would marvel at the stupid names. The worst one was some parents had the lady name of Coe, so they named their lil’ girl Pepsi.
Pepsi Coe.
#ihatepeople
Ugh. Typo. They had the LAST name of Coe.
Well no shit, Captain Obvious. But, I can still bitch & moan about it, just like you do on here about shit that bugs YOU.
Peace. ✌🏼
#dying 🚽
I seriously can’t even with this one!!! Hahahahahaha!!! 😂
I have seen so many awful names, both black and white. Some of the worst I’ve personally come across:
Oaklynn
Paisleigh (sounds like a disease)
Braedence
Tambrey
Taydyn
Here’s an article that lists more of them:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse-5924827/amp
Imagine those poor kids. They will spend literally years of their lives spelling out those retarded ass names. Horrible!
Worst for me was La-a and wanted it pronounced ladasha and abcde.
LaLa....how the hell is that even a name!?!?
I was named after my grandmothers middle name. It's old and NOT typical. Had to fucking spell it out every damned time. Brother was a III, horrible first name. THink of the show: _____ Munster. Our last name was even more terrible. It was not pretty for any of us growing up. I actually kept my normal married last name after I divorced 25 yrs ago cuz I wasn't going back.
Why hasn't anyone guessed Tom Bundchen? I haven't seen Gazelle do anything in quite a while. She seemed to have a wicked nose candy habit at one time. I never saw the appeal (of either of them).
I have an unusual name. But it’s exotic and cute. Going through a divorce now and reclaiming by name. I hated my name growing up but love it now.
My name
Abcde took over.
I had the opposite problem. While I never minded my name, I was but a little fish in a sea of Heathers, Jennifers and Melissas growing up.
Crikey. I wanted to call my kid Octavia & I copped holy hell for even daring to speak it aloud.
Haha! Forgot about that one!! 😂
My friend Marybeth & I text each other when we come across stupid kid names. The ones that really baffles me are the ones without vowels.
Like, seriously? How much do you DESPISE your kid? 😂
I got so much slack for naming my kid Fletcher.
Hi dead father who beat and imprisoned girlfriend, and then attempted to try and get the witnesses killed. What a great legacy.
I worked w a Black lady who had a 7 year old daughter named LaShawnda. Pronounced Lay-Shawnda. She’d bring her kid to work sometimes. There’s nothing quite like having a sassy little 7 year old lay into you, for mispronouncing her name. If I wasn’t afraid her mom would have kicked my ass, I would have told that lil kid where she could stick her stupid name.
My name is Aoibhinn (white Irish girl over here), so from personal experience PLEASE give your kid a name the average person can pronounce at a glance. I genuinely found it hard to make friends when I moved to England as a teen bc my name is so weird and apparently teenagers cba with what they don't understand. Yeah having the cultural link is nice and all, but there are plenty of pronounceable Irish names I could have been given instead.
Fletcher the retcher, Fletcher the lecher. See? But it’s not a totally awful name, there are far worse.
How do you pronounce that?
Totally off-topic, but I am very curious about how Aoibhinn is pronounced as well. Is it something close to Ava? Or something like "Ah-vohnn"? I also have an Irish name (but an easy to pronounce one). The only thing I know about Irish spelling is that when a 'b' and an 'h' are next to one another it's pronounced as a 'v' sound. Otherwise I'm totally baffled. Trying to relate Celtic spelling and pronunciation to English is near impossible. Now resuming regularly scheduled gossip.
Aoibhinn = Eavan (EE' Vin) Top o the mornin!
Two unmarried folk caused no end of trouble when they named their son YHWH
I'm a white guy with a negro name and get laid like a sultan by having that black ref get in a white girl's head. Sometimes I use a tuxedo condom just to pile on, although one skank told me using a condom can cancel out the black.
Oh, I've run across a Lasagna in college, a friend bumped into an Enchilada in Fami!y Dollar (shocker), a nurse met a couple who named their baby Assholé -pronounced Ah SHOW Lay. Also heard a story that I thought was an urban myth but it was different stories spanning years told by different people. A parent named their kid Pajama after looking in a Sears catalog during labor. Name was pronounced Paj uh MAY. Oh, and a Placenta. Met an Erotica, too.
Gronk and Camille have been on and off they only became official about a year ago. This one is definitely Goff his instahoe has just come out of the woodworks.
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