Friday, November 22, 2019

Blind Item #1

Why yes, in case you were wondering, the celebrity CEO did get some work done to his face.

28 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Musk

BMDS said...

Bezos

Heather said...

How about the reveal FAIL LOL.

IndieRaga said...

No we didn't wonder enough to care Enty XD !!!

Jim said...

He had hair plugs years ago which are clearly working well for him

Dude looked kinda uncanny valley at that demo though

Kelly said...

Talk about one Fugly individual. Yikes..

Brayson87 said...
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Brayson87 said...

I think that's actually the look of chagrin about the truck window, demos are tough.

bollybiy said...

Snake oil injections.

squirrelmistress said...

who would win in an ugly contest? musk or bezos?

Pissoff said...

Bezos has one eyeball on a swivel.

Do Tell said...

I took note of the fact that a judge has let a libel suit go forward against Musk for things he said about someone on Twitter, because I am considering doing the same against some lunatic thorn in my side.

MrMister said...

@Pissoff, you mean his crazed transhuman left eye? Incidentally Pelosi's left eye had a reptilian glitch in it the other day.

HushHush said...

That new Tesla truck is beyond ugly. It was the product launch that ranks right up there with Prince Andrew's BBC interview. Their suv is really a jumped up Aztec- the awkward car from Breaking Bad.

Flashy Vic said...

@DoTell.

The totally unfounded paedo rumours against the cave rescuer who shat all over Musky's headline grabbing rescue bollocks by actually getting the boys out safely?

That's a slam dunk of a case for the caver right there, even here in the UK where the wealthy and political establishment are protected like eagle chicks.

Do Tell said...

I hope they get TENS of millions of dollars.

Brayson87 said...

@Do Tell, Well, are people shorting your stock?

Brayson87 said...

@Flashy, Musk just had the crap luck of calling out the one non-pedo white geezer in Thailand, I mean what are the odds? ;)

Hotbox said...

If it’s Musky boy or Bezos, it sure as hell didn’t help. Those two are beyond fugly.

Do Tell said...

Brayson, it's a loon who is attacking me out of nowhere and attempting to get myself and a number of my coworkers fired because she does not understand how the organization I work for works. She is blaming us for things we couldn't possibly have caused and which she would absolutely be unable to prove in court.

Do Tell said...

To add to that, this is a person who has physically threatened me before simply because, in the capacity of my job, I asked her politely to stand up, not sit on the floor, and not to obstruct foot traffic. It was so random I don't think she'd remember me. But she works in a school, with special needs kids of all things. A person with rage issues and no impulse control. Frightening.

MeliticusBee said...

The new "truck" looks like it was welded in high school ag mechanics class and Elon is looking like a melted plastic version of himself.

Brayson87 said...

@Do Tell, Yeah that's lawyer time.

Anonymous said...

The truck's windows shattering was epic.

Flashy Vic said...

@Do Tell.

I hope your fellow work colleagues are in on it too. Doing it alone will be a hell of a lot more expensive. Plus better chance with more numbers.

OKay said...

It's Musk, and nobody was wondering. It's TERRIBLE work.

zerooptions said...

uglier than his electric truck.

Flashy Vic said...

Musk definitely pulled an 'Unkie Herb' with this truck.

Has he a fat, bald, stupid half brother in Springfield?

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