Sunday, November 17, 2019

Blind Item #5 - Reader Blind

This deceased actor suffered a serious physical impairment but despite that starred as an iconic instantly recognizable TV character who was smarter than he looked.

In real life, despite his marriage(s) and his impairment, the actor was an unrepentant skirt chaser and tried to pick up every woman he met. This included approaching women in public, in bus stations, restaurants, walking down the street. One unusual ploy he had was to find if there were any art classes in the area employing nude female models. He would then enroll in the class and attempt to pick up the model. 

36 comments:

herbert arnold said...

it sounds like peter falk to me. lieutenant columbo,

MissDirect said...

Peter Faulk
Glass eye

Sd Auntie said...

sammy davis Jr had a glass eye to. cant see him wandering around town doing this and Robert Blake may be mentally impaired abuser. yes its Falk. lol

squirrelmistress said...

radar oreilly

Unknown said...

Wasn't there a blind about Sammy Davis Jr fucking randos in a secret hot tub room in Studio 54 or something? Def a horndog, glass eye and all.

Simon said...

Don knotts

ChuckD said...

Floyd Lawson

gauloise said...

Gary Coleman?

Do Tell said...

I always liked Peter Falk.

Andrea said...

Sounds like Gary Burghof apart from the deceased bit.

Trapped said...

Peter Falk

Sd Auntie said...

leave Don alone. he was a gem

bryan said...

Peter Falk. My friend took an art class and he was in it.

Zebra Seasoning said...

What's Burghoff's disability? (too lazy to google)

Mark Andy said...

Uhhhh!? One more thing miss? Will you give me a BJ?

Andrea said...

Burghoff has a birth defect and is missing fingers on one had. I believe he also has a club foot. This sounds more like Falk though.

Zebra Seasoning said...

I never knew that. Thanks, Andrea!

HushHush said...

"SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!"

Vita said...

Mark Andy-- LOL!
If Falk,It makes the iconic trenchcoat even more appropriate for his pervy private shenanigans. Art class models? Lol, that's pretty shameless trawling!

Ziggy said...

Vern Troyer?

Rosemary Young said...

One more thing...

EntyAddict said...

Dudley Moore?

SlimKeith said...

I always felt bad for all the actors from MASH! We grew up watching it together as a family occasionally and we loved the show. All the actors were forever typecast. You rarely saw anyone outside the stars of the show once it was over and by the end of the 80's, they faded away too.

Studio54 said...

That kind of pathological womanizing reminds me of William Paley, the founder of CBS in the great biography "In all his Glory." At the heart, the "rosebud" of Paley's compulsive womanizing was a cold, rejecting mother.

HouellebecqGurl said...

I agree this sounds like Falk. Burghof was by all accounts a pretty wholesome guy.

rabbit said...

A lot of models in art classes are lesbians. Don't get your hopes up small thinkers.

JL said...

Sex addict. Spends his life procuring

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Flashy Vic said...

I picture Talk standing ogling these models at the art class, the only only not holding a pencil or piece of charcoal, so creeping them out. He leaves at the the end of the class to the models relief, only to step back in a second later saying,"Oh excuse me, there's just one more thing..."

Let face it, if you saw him at one of those classes then you'd know he's there for the perving and not the drawing, because his depth perception was beyond shit.

Flashy Vic said...

Falk not Talk, tuck it!!!

Unknown said...

Whenever Falk saw a sexy nude model
He'd roll his eye at her.

Vita said...

Flashy-- Tuck it ALL, lol!😂

TerriB said...

Herve' Villachaize??

shakey said...

Raymond Burr.

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

Marty Feldman.

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