Friday, February 07, 2020

Blind Item #1

Dear former boy bander who was third tier at best,

The only reason you are still famous is because of your ex. Have I always got along with your ex? No. But if I ever needed something or really needed help, she would be there. Always. So, I am helping her now. I know you are insecure about the few times you let that guy orally service you, so maybe that is the reason you are being so wonky now in your recent comments. And no, I didn't find out about the guys from the ex, I found out about them on my own. Apparently the tiny size of your apparatus is part of a drinking game in West Hollywood.

Love & Bacon,

Enty

44 comments:

Red Velvet Boots said...

Nick Lachay?

MyDogSmiles said...

Lachey?

Mah said...

Does this mean Nick has a teeny wienie?

Boldblonde said...

None other than Nick Lachey.

Brayson87 said...

Yeesh, few times, who was blowing him, a fellow bander?

Zebra Seasoning said...

I would love to know the rules of that drinking game.

Brayson87 said...

Oh sh!t, Nick f*cked with the wrong ex. Who knew Enty was tight with Jessica, more than a few blinds about her on here.

https://okmagazine.com/photos/jessica-simpson-claps-back-nick-lachey-dig-father-joe-sexuality/

Brayson87 said...

Oh wait does that mean it was the dad?

IndieRaga said...

Nick Lachey & Simpson...

ZZZedMaster said...

Or maybe enty is jessica simpson

John the peon said...

Enty ,throwing La-shade on Lachey.

melissa said...

thought I remembered this blind:

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2014/02/blind-items-revealed_6195.html

In a scene straight of Seinfeld this former B list boy bander and A list reality star who now is a C list reality star and married was getting changed at a photo shoot and didn't notice the two people off to the side who had a great angle and could not stop laughing at how small his equipment is. I guess we know why his A list celebrity/singer/reality star ex was always making peen jokes about him. The stylists who saw him said it was worse than Ken Jeong in The Hangover.

Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson

rinaisrad said...

Same

sandybrook said...

I think it's important to know that Enty admitted in this blind he has agendas and will try to bring people down if he doesn't like them and they aren't kissing his fat ass.

hunter said...

Nick Lachey has always had gayface, much as I like him and consider him relatively harmless.

If I had a teeny weenus I would not want all of WeHo making jokes about it.

dav725 said...

Making fun of someone for a small peen is so grade school and kind of man-hating. I never understand Enty's system...he won't reveal child molesters but he will reveal crap like this just to defend airhead Jessica Simpson?

alphacranberry said...

Does Jessica deserve to not be defended, because she is an airhead? Is she an airhead? That is pretty misogynistic.

Clark Green said...

Enty going scorched earth on Nick Lachey. Ouch.

Studio54 said...

Why did Jessica write a supposed "tell all" and say NOTHING about her GAY former PREACHER Dad, who made all kinds of passes at Nick Lachey?

Mrs Libnish said...

Nick done effed up. Wonder what it was....

Studio54 said...

Jessica's GAY former right PREACHER father, hitting on son-in-law Nick Lachey. Right on Nick for your comments about him, that she deliberately omitted:

https://www.celebitchy.com/296959/did_nick_lachey_just_say_that_joe_simpson_used_to_hit_on_him_/

Studio54 said...

Who cares what size Nick is Enty? He doesn't have to put up with sexual harassment from his GAY ex father in law. I'm on Nick's side 100 percent.

J said...

I've heard Nick Lachey referred to as "knob with a knob" before. As in the size of a doorknob.

Studio54 said...

Enty says without a shred of irony, re: Nick Lachey: "The only reason you are still famous is because of your ex." LOL! No one heard of this no talent bimbo with a zero IQ, who thought "Chicken of the Sea" was chicken until singer Nick Lachey married her and put her on a reality show. She's only writing a FAKE tell all now for publicity, as no one remembers HER.

Ann said...

Jessica herself commented after the divorce on the tiny size of Nick's package. Good for Jessica and Enty patching up their differences.

JL said...

The Lachey rumor goes all the way back to Ted Casablanca. The image Ted indelibly left in my mind is “light switch.” Why no sex before marriage is a really bad idea.

Rosie riveter said...

Jeesh. PettyEnty today.
That being said, of course it's tiny. Buff upper body/ no leg days with a bicep-wrap tattoo: tiny weiner.
Every time. Take notes ladies

cheesegrater15 said...

Don't be so hard on yourself, Nick. It's a small penis, not a mangina. You aren't Weinstein.

Studio54 said...

What bimbo omitted from FAKE her "tell all"

Joe Simpson was 'busted by wife of 34 years after she discovered pictures of Bryce Chandler Hill, 21, posing in her home'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2225414/Joe-Simpson-busted-wife-34-years-discovered-pictures-Bryce-Chandler-Hill-21-posing-home.html

Mooney said...

Randy Marsh is Lorde so enty could be Simpson.

TeeHee@U said...

Yah. ENTY you just outed Lachey and made fun of his penis size. Lachey had a right to defend himself because Joe Simpson looks and acts creepy as hell and no male/ female would want him coming unto to them all the time. He make my skin crawl.

Also, ENTY, Would you post that a woman is known for having loose vagina from all the men/ women she slept with in Hollywood?? Or, a woman's breast size is so small that it is a drinking game in Hollywood??

LOL I also have to wonder if Jessica's team just made a donation to this site.

dav725 said...

Losing what respect I had for this site....Simpson is a no talent person who is tremendously lucky to just be where she is. She's not a great or even good singer. And now she capitalizes on all the men she's dated by writing a book about them. But when it comes to talking about her gay predator father...that's his story to tell. But she has no problem telling the stories of the men she dated. Enty picks some weird sides on this site. His body shaming of NL is not even the lowest. What, there were no Housewives of Indiana to write about today?

PhillyWilly said...

LOL@rosie, spot on. It’s like spotting a toupe. It’s not that difficult and you’re bound to be right 95% of the time.

Brayson87 said...

@Count, Yes same time and interaction are key, otherwise it's like hitting an in-law on the sly or some casual sharing. That is funny though that he plowed the whole family, must have been a great Christmas card. Too bad on the twin whores, but yeah anyone that rolls up to party with an extra stack for no reason is looking to get robbed. Hopefully they'll pop up again, decent rates for twins.

Good call on dodging the 1/2 sister on heroin, that was a recipe for unhappiness.

NoMoreBullshit said...

This 👆

Count Jerkula said...

Did Fugazi Enty give that cunt Mooski a log in again? My stellar posts have disappeared from this thread. If you want me to stop posting here, nut up and tell me. You have my email address. The passive aggressive crap is just a chicken shit move by a total cunt.

LaLisaBonita said...

Thank you!

Inspired said...

I read Jessica's book and almost half is focused on Nick. She still has the hits fir him.She blames every boyfriend in her book forher problems. Of course she is just not responsible for her own behavior.Nick was right about her dad. If she wants to get sober,..great! Why degrade every man she dated in the process. She fought for no prenup when she married Nick! Now she complains she had to pay in the divorce! Hypocrite. She cheated constantly on every man she dated. Sometimes stringing a few men at a time.She acts like a victim. What joke.

Inspired said...

Let's see your package Enty? How many men have you serviced? Coward hiding behind an anonymous website.

Habibti said...

Nick Lachey. Apparently he has increased his appearance fees since Jessica's book came out as he feels important again. HIm and his current wife are such losers.

Sd Auntie said...

That's ok NL, just up your oral game. 😉

Unknown said...

You are on a BLIND ITEM gossip site and yet you want to judge Enty and yet you have been reading all of these blinds for how long? Then you want to pass judgement on this site? Wow..

Britter said...
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Britter said...

@count jerkula, Aaa what??

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