Monday, February 03, 2020

Blind Item #9

With the former A- list singer/host making waves with her new book, her ex is taking advantage of her publicity to book things for himself and raising his personal appearance fees.

37 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Jess/Nick

Tricia13 said...

Nick and. An essay are hosting a new reality show

Brayson87 said...

Simpson

sandybrook said...

Simpson/Nick Lachey?

Tricia13 said...

Nick and Vanessa Lachey*

Brayson87 said...

Let us never forget the moment we realized her brains might have literally been f*cked out:

Jessica Simpson and her fish or chicken tuna
https://youtu.be/k2h72aXVP8o

Rosie riveter said...

This fool looks like he stepped out of a 1995 portal

This and That said...

Good for him. Capitalize while you can. He’s at 14 minutes 58 seconds anyway.

Brayson87 said...

Perhaps she thought that particular kind of tuna had feathers or a beak. 🤔

parissucksliterally said...

Chestica was NEVER an "A list singer". She was always the low rent Britney/Christina.

Studio54 said...

Good for Nick! He was the classiest and most talented by far of the two.

Do Tell said...

Is he? LOL

Sd Auntie said...

NL is way hooter than weirdo mayer and slacker hubby.

DarylsBigFan said...

Is this the same Jessica as, 'I lost 100 pounds in four months" Jessica?

Is this, "I used to be a 7 am Chronic Alcoholic" Jessica?

Give us a break darling.

Do Tell said...

That is not saying much, SD.

Trapped said...

Nick ——— Jessica was barely known before she married Nick

PhillyWilly said...

Here here, Daryl. Im not buying her thirsty BS either.

Sd Auntie said...

Ikr. Terrible taste in men. Really cute kids though!!

hunter said...

I like NIck, I'm here for his 15 more mins.

He's always struck me as a less-douchey version of Mario Lopez, he has a similar eternally-attractive look.

That said, I'm confident drugs could turn either of them into current day Richard Grieco so may they go in grace...

ladyskipper said...

Trisha, why do you STILL always have to be first, especially when you already know all the answers? I don't understand what you get out of it, it's not as if you win a prize or anything. I don't even guess now, what's the point?

Scarlet Peaches said...

Ew Nick Lachey always seemed super gross to me. And that melon head he married ain’t no prize either.

fionafab said...
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Unknown said...

I suddenly have the urge to reread Animal Farm.

NicQuerica said...

Never liked Nick Lachey, the guy is a fuckin asshole. Watch his interactions closely with JS when they were married. Never missed an opportunity to undermine her at every turn. Let's not forget how he came after a huge chunk of her money during the divorce. Loser, him and his current wife.

KnitWit said...

Who cares who is first.

If I don't see Tricia and the other posters I get concerned.

Erin said...

Hey Fiona - I am guessing your mom is Boo Hearne? I always thoroughly enjoyed her comments and stories - I was so sad to read of her passing over a year ago. I know you miss her terribly - thank you for sharing her with us 💗

Shaddup Mimsey said...

I thought that too.

MissDavie said...

Nick and who could blame him? Milk that cash cow.

fionafab said...

ERIN: Thank you so much. Yes, Miss Boo was my mom. 'Miss her' doesn't scratch the surface. She wrote a 500-page manuscript before she died and her husband published it for me, her grandchild, himself and a couple of close friends. Tons of photos. She wrote a chapter on CDAN and some of the posters. That chapter is one of the funniest in the book. That's why I post here now. To remember her. She created a persona for three of the CDANers here. I have a feeling she was very accurate. This site was very different from the one of a few years back. Had lots more posters and the blinds were really scandalous. Since the #me-too movement you couldn't print some of those today. Oh well, nothing stays the same, right? I am very happy to share her with you. God bless.

Brayson87 said...

Sigh, really? Like really?

Good news fiona, your mother is still alive and commenting a lot on Breitbart News. Or at least her ghost because the writing style and personal description is the same as the Boo we knew.
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2020/01/blind-item-6_13.html

Here is the blind from 5/22/19 where we discovered that Boo Hearne was still alive and commenting on dlisted:

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/05/blind-items-revealed-4_22.html?m=0

Here is her disqus account:
https://disqus.com/by/boohearne/

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Brayson87 said...

@fionafab, You're using her email address on other sites because you're incapable of creating your own anonymous email account?

You, JHB, also already supposedly revealed your name repeatedly here:

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/11/blind-item-8_24.html?showComment=1543270254435

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Brayson87 said...

And I did offer my condolences, you know back when I thought she was really dead or real in the first place. Of course you were already flying off the handle at that point because others and myself weren't responding fast enough.

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/11/blind-item-8_24.html?showComment=1543270254435

Brayson87 said...

Jessa, so sorry for your family's loss. Your mother was a real lady, and so sharp and funny. Boo had the best stories and we shared some laughs. She was always kind to me, I wish I could have talked more with her. When Boo said she was leaving for a trip I wished her safe travels just assuming she be back with her razor wit in a week or a month. I hope you know that she was truly beloved on CDAN, having a few haters is just par for the course online. Boo will definitely be missed.

I apologize for the lateness of this post, I only just found out from Donna. I don't check CDAN on the weekends, that is family time for me. I just started commenting on CDAN this year. I wish I'd found this site earlier so I could have read more of Boo's great stories and comments, I'll try to go back and read her earlier posts.

Brayson87 said...

I liked Boo a lot, and we had fun chatting. I was saddened when I heard she passed, I was saddened differently when I heard that she was still kicking.

I checked her comments after her supposed death, same stories, same writing style. It seems highly unlikely that a daughter would pretend to be her deceased mother.

I get it, you're crazy, that's cool. Crazy people are fun. But if you try to hold Boo's ghost up like a badge of honor people are probably going to be a little bummed.

Just be whatever you're being now.

fionafab said...

Brayson: I was just arrested for running up my street naked and screaming like a crazed Banshee. My favorite Cop said, "What is it THIS time?!" It's Brayson! I just can't deal with this anymore. Arggggggg!: Reply: "Maybe you've met your match. He's a male version of your female version of a Pitbull with Shark teeth. Give up!"

memyselfandi said...

When Nick and Jessica first got married her father advised her against a prenup because at the time Nick was by far the higher earner. Then they started their show and she started her clothing stuff. I know he got a decent divorce settlement but now that she's worth $170+ million, it's not really that big of a deal. Plus she cheated on him left and right. I don't care if he gets an extra 15 minutes.

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