Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Blind Item #12

At lunch yesterday at a non Japanese restaurant that used to serve lunch in bento boxes. A permanent A list "singer."

Singer - I don't see the bento box
Waiter - We don't have that any longer
Singer - Can you show me where the bento box is
Waiter - We stopped that option some time ago
Singer - What is in the bento box again?
Waiter - What would you like in it?

They brought her food in a bento box.


39 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Poor Brit

MyDogSmiles said...

Britney

MontanaMarriott said...

Pobrecita Brit Brit

sandybrook said...

+1 at least they made her one. Imma get one for lunch tomorrow salmon teriyaki

Brayson87 said...

We can only hope that she was high.

J said...

Skip the bento box, get a rubber room ready.

Jeff said...

what's a bento box?

J said...

What do you want in the bento box?

Chicken nuggets!

Thia said...

Poor baby, but I do love a good bento.

parissucksliterally said...

She though Japan was in Africa years ago, she is dumb as a stick.

sandybrook said...

Jeff its typically a Japanese meal. It's in a rectangle tray separated into sections, usually five, you get your order in one, rice in another, a sushi roll in one and varied in the other two depending on the restauranr. My bento box comes with a soup and salad and all for less than $10. Not huge portions but good enough for lunch.

Tricia13 said...

Omg J lol.

sandybrook said...

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.restaurant-hospitality.com%2Ffood-trends%2Fbento-boxes-are-trending-fast-casual&psig=AOvVaw2AEv-K_Ow_Bh3TBceItB3c&ust=1583952200966000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCLiKvv7HkOgCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

Magnolia Melee said...

Sounds like my kids when they aren't listening. Tunnel vision.

E said...

Sometimes when I'm feeling exotic I pack my lunch for work in a bento.

The sad side of the daily office worker (though I do have my own office)

IndieRaga said...

Lunch box...
Japanese moms make simple food beautiful by creative decorations!
Plz Google, you won't regret!!!

IndieRaga said...

You have your own office?!
Jealous...
What are you complaining about....

MeliticusBee said...

Awww. This is sad.

Aquagirl said...

I love bento boxes. And I’ve been known to do the same thing in restaurants when they take something off the menu that I like. (In places that I frequent.) ‘But what about the fettuccine with mushrooms? I don’t see that on the menu.’ ‘Yes. We discontinued that.’ ‘But, why? That was the best pasta on the menu. K (my BFF who is friends with the owner) & I always ordered it.’ They’ll usually find a way to accommodate me because they know me. I give Britney 👍 on this one. She got what she wanted, didn’t she?

Vita said...

Quality customer service saves the day!😍

ZZZedMaster said...

Go brit,hapa here,I love Bento!

hunter said...

this should be a Kindness item

Monkeyweather said...

Yes, a combination brain-damage/kindness blind

Garnet said...
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Brayson87 said...

If the blind had said celeb instead of female singer I'd have guessed Joe Biden.

J said...

No, it's not Joe Biden unless he threatens the server with a jabbing, shaking finger.

Guesser said...

The last time she was allowed out,they had them. So I give her a pass,and yes,she got what she wanted. And now I want one.

Monkeyweather said...

That's so sad. (Not you wanting a bento box, but her being so controlled)

Unknown said...

"Look I either get my bento box or your car gets a good umbrella-ering?"

texasrose said...

Why so sad here....she ended up with a bento box. Sly like a fox.

AwkwardTurtle said...

Maybe she's so controlled that she's not allowed to eat foods that are touching, so she needs the box to separate them.

Unknown said...

So they did bring her the damn bento box. Can I safely assume there was a Japanese restaurant nearby.

MattDaddy said...

"I don't understand ... What is the meaning of this strange word, this 'no'?"

intercerebellar said...

Speak "Bento Box" three times, and it shall appear...

JBW said...

Monkeyweather said...
Yes, a combination brain-damage/kindness blind: So, a demento box eh??

Count Jerkula said...

Brit brit is a $100million bag lady

bootsy said...

Hi there,
Can someone provide me with some history about Brit. Is she crazy and is subsequently on medication which also makes her a bit crazy/erratic/slow?
Is this the basic situation or is there anything else?

Starstruck said...

@bootsy is Google down?

twounstable2 said...

👍👍

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