Thursday, March 12, 2020

Blind Item #5

Still awaiting the record promised months ago by this former actress turned escort. 

17 comments:

Tricia13 said...

lilo

MyDogSmiles said...

Lohan

Brayson87 said...

Haha she hasn't gotten smarter with time.

Brayson87 said...

Although I hate to imagine what she had to do to get that promise ๐Ÿคจ

Huckleberry said...

You would be the only one, enty. Nobody else wants that.

Troy Dyer said...

She probably realized she’ll never have another banger like “Bossy”

Tricia13 said...

Lol @Troy. That video ๐Ÿ˜‚

Freebird said...

I had to go take a peek. OMG. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍♀️ Was that her yachting resume?

Clark Green said...

lilo. been too busy knocking on tina fey's door

parissucksliterally said...

You're the only one waiting.

Trapped said...

LL she lies so much it hard to believe what she says

Jenn B. said...

Who's still waiting? Anyone? Bueller?

IndieRaga said...

Leave Lilo alone.....or fund her record!

Clowncar_Driveby said...
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Clowncar_Driveby said...

The use of the words "awaiting" and "promised" sound a bit too eager to me. If I had to rewrite this blind, I think I'd go with this:

"Still nervously anticipating the record alleged to have been forged in the fires of Mt. Doom several months ago by this actress-turned-escort."

Unknown said...

I bet she meant her criminal record.

Brayson87 said...

Yes, "Bossy" was somewhere between a cigarette commercial and an escort ad. Dude also looked like a rentboy, maybe it was cheaper by the hour.

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