Thursday, March 19, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 12, 2020

Still awaiting the record promised months ago by this former actress turned escort.

Lindsay Lohan

8 comments:

sandybrook said...

she can make one but who is going to sign her to a recording contract and release her skreetches?

J said...

Identified as source of Whoreona virus.

herbert arnold said...

can you really sing while you on your back? a new yoko ono cd would be better.

Hotbox said...

Her body is such an inhospitable host, not even the Kung Flu wants anything to do with her. Maybe they can use some of her blood to create a vaccine? This filthy bitch has got to be immune to everything at this point.

Weekittylass said...

I have got to stop drinking water when I read J’s responses. I just spat water all over my cat and he is NOT HAPPY.

Max Power said...

Still waiting?? Then you're the only one.

But also, we shouldn't mock LL. Once the viruses kill us all, the immunity she built up as a Disease Superfactory will likely make her the Queen of the World.

Brayson87 said...

Dumb b!tch confused vocals with orals, LiLo you're a blowjob queen not a singer.

HushHush said...

Not a bad scheme, they pay her for sex, write a cheque as an investment in her record, or movie or such. The record/movie, even if it tanks still allows the investor to write it off on taxes. The tax credit write off has always been around movies- lots of rich dentists signing up so they can meet pretty actresses. Now LL is using that as a shell.

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