Blind Item #3 - Fish Haiku

fish man is (A+ list mostly movie actor)

i know because i saw him

do stuff with a trout

it was long ago

on a long lost movie set

in california

i'm not an actor

my mother was in the crew

she brought me along

he had trout brought in

whole and large with mouths open

he refused to share

then he disappeared

into the bathroom with one

he thought no one saw

i went in after

and found it in the trash can

stuffed at the bottom

it was in rough shape

one eyeball was popping out

the mouth leaked white stuff

i ran to my mom

she told me to shut my mouth

so i said no more