Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

It's been awhile since there has been a musician on top, and since there is only one music photo today, thought, hey, might as well.

Axel Whitehead - Sydney

Whore or smart marketing move?
It's been too long since I had Arden Myrin on here. When I say had, I don't mean had as in had, you know. I mean that would be wrong. Not wrong that two people are getting it on, but wrong to talk about it on here.
Of course if it was me and Angelina Jolie then wrong would suddenly seem right, and believe me the whole world would know all about it. I can honestly say that I have never seen someone look quite so stunning during any of my infrequent visits to Toys - R - Us.
Amanda Bynes almost didn't make the photos today. Normally she would be a shoo-in but it just seems like she is trying so hard to be a Hills lookalike these days and that is not who she is. The only reason she made the photos was because I wanted to ask if it looks like she got her boobs done.
The current record holder for longest name in Random Photos. Elletra Rossellini Wiedemann.
I really can't go wrong with all of you when I post a photo of Dave Annable.
I think that only Camryn Manheim has the kind of confidence needed to pull this outfit off.
Cameron Diaz in the True Hollywood Story - Dr. Evil Gets A Sex Change
It's time for the Broadway Softball League and that can mean only one thing. Yes, make sure you get your tickets now for Rochelle, Rochelle.
Bond girls and bad plastic surgery lead to expressions that don't change for years on end.

Juanes for no particular reason, except for the 100 e-mails I get each time I post his photo.
This photo is courtesy of irishstacy2. To get it, she parked her car five miles from the set. She then dodged guard dogs, ninjas, and an angry valet. Or, she could have just got it from a friend who visited the set of the film.
First time appearances for Gary Barlow and Howard Donald.
This is very important. You have to remember this. Fantasia Barrino thought she looked good wearing this.
Another first timer. Matt Willis.

Tom Cruise's shoes make it to the other side of the Atlantic. No doubt he is a big fan of Mika.
I bet Mick Hucknall wouldn't wear those shoes. Well in the 80's yes. But not now. You know you're humming Holding Back The Years. Say it. You know you are.
Rollergirl - Boogie Nights 2 starring Miley Cyrus.
The looks like sex photo of the day.

Eddie Murphy finally comes out.

And our reader photo of the day.
Remember when Hee Haw went off the air? Me either, but it looks like Randy Jackson was first in line when they sold off the wardrobe.
Pat Cash seems to be, how should I put this. Hmmmm. Enthusiastic. Yes, he's enthusiastic about Orchid Men In Pants Day.
One drink and she goes down.
Terri Seymour gets the Aubrey O'Day award for shortest possible dress to wear in public without showing your vay-jay-jay.

Teri Hatcher doesn't look horrible.
Just because I feel I have to.
Thomas Dekker did what it took to get his photo splashed everywhere today and all it cost him was an arm in a jacket.
You know what? Silda Spitzer looks pretty good. It's like she is a new person.

Hey Guess What? What? Prison Ain't The Four Seasons

Below this, are the first transcripts from some of Nick Hogan's phone calls from jail. Nick Hogan is finding out that jail isn't exactly like home. Wow Nick. I really didn't think you were that dumb, but apparently you are. Jail isn't supposed to be fun, and it isn't summer camp. But, the good news for you is that you just have 8 months of misery. John Graziano? 50 years maybe. Depending on how his body holds out. So, when you sit there in your cell each and every day thinking of stuff, think about John. Transcripts and reporting is courtesy of ABC News.

Nick Bollea: "Had I known this, I would have rather gone to trial or I would rather, you know, appeal the case or something. I can't deal with this for eight months. It's (Bollea's cell) like the size of my bathroom."

Linda Bollea: "Oh!"

Nick: "No windows or nothing. Just one little top bed thing."

Linda: "Oh my God!"

Bollea is being kept in a single cell at the Pinellas County Jail because he is one of only two minors serving time in the adult facility. On the phone, he cries often and is comforted by his mother Linda.

Nick: "All you do is sit there and think, and there's nothing to think about."

Linda: "We'll get through it."

Nick: "Yeah."

Linda: "Prove to everyone you've learned your lesson and be more careful."

To date, Bollea has spent an average of two hours on the phone per day.

On Wednesday Hulk congratulated him on his time served so far.

Terry Bollea: "I'm very proud of you brother. Very, very proud of you. You've been thrown in a tough spot and you've handled it better than I could have probably handled it. Any man I know. You've really been somebody to look up to."

Somebody to look up to? Well compared to Hulk Hogan, that might actually be true.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which gay married actor is actually conducting an open relationship and has made no secret of his penchant for very young men?

This Would Explain The Constantly Stoned Look

I've noticed over the past few weeks that Katharine McPhee has had a glazed look in her eyes that I first attributed to the fact that perhaps she was self-medicating because she realized that marriage is forever, and her new husband really didn't have a job. Now though, I think the look might be some type of perverse method acting. Seems that Katharine really, really, pretty please with sugar on it wants to star as Janis Joplin in a new film about her life.

Umm. Katharine. I like you. But, even as a friend I would have to say that Janis was Janis and you ain't Janis. Just because you have the same color hair, doesn't mean you can play Janis. Just because someone gave you a speaking part in an Anna Faris film means that you are an actress. Remember, I think they put Rumer Willis in that thing also. OK, names were what they were after. Not acting skills.

Janis lived a lot of life into her years, and you could see it in her eyes and expressions and hear it when she sang. You haven't done anything in your life that comes close. Yes, you sing, but Janis was much more than just singing, and you just can't pull it off.

I'm not sure quite honestly who could pull it off. I'm probably going to hate myself for saying this later, but if you could keep her coherent long enough I think Courtney Love would be a good choice. Zooey D. was a good choice also, but that film is on hold and so Zooey probably won't be attached when they get around to trying to revive that version. Katharine, come back after your third marriage, and fourth trip to rehab. Come back when you get off the princess ride and when you start riding a Harley and then you still wouldn't be good enough for Janis, but maybe they will throw you a bone and let you play Grace Slick.

Is It Really Ever Mutual?

Australian actress Kate Ritchie released a statement yesterday saying that she and her boyfriend of about a year Corbin Harris had broken up. In an interview she said "We remain great friends but at this time we have decided to go our separate ways." She went on to add that the breakup was mutual. I generally find that the person who first makes the announcement is the one that did the dumping. They want to get their story out there and then have the other person try and fight against what was originally put out. This isn't just a Hollywood or Sydneywood thing. It is a real life thing. If you break up with someone, you are probably going to be the first one to start calling all your mutual friends and spin whatever story you want. Later when they have recovered from having their heart crushed, and try to spin their version of events, it's already too late and you find that all your friends have run off to be with the other person, leaving you alone with your Spiderman comic books and that toy Australian Shepherd you bought together.

I guess all break ups are technically mutual. I haven't heard of too many instances outside of Seinfeld where one party just refuses to be broken up with. So in a sense all breakups are mutual. Until you have dated about a month, I think breakups can be mutual. At this time, no one is going to get crushed, and it is possible for you both to decide that you just are not right for each other. After that though, someone is probably going to get hurt. The only exception would be if you each have somebody on the side.

In this case it sounds like Kate is pretty much ok with the whole breaking up thing, and seems in good spirits which means Corbin is probably pretty hurt. Meanwhile, after a year, I'm sure Kate probably misses Corbin to some extent and so probably calls him still every day and although just being friends now, probably manages to stick the knife in a little deeper with each call. God help the poor guy if they have ex-sex. It always amazes me how people from both sexes can just go from OMG I love you, to talking about the weather and the new person they saw who they really want to go out with. Just because you think you are friends with the person you dumped, doesn't really mean the dumpee is also your friend.

It probably further hurts said dumpee when your ex decides to release a statement about the dumping so that way everyone in the country can know that your ex found you lacking. Good for the self esteem.

This One Hurts

Last night as I was reading the news I came across the tragedy that occurred to Steven Curtis Chapman's family yesterday. His five year old daughter was killed in the driveway of the Chapman home by her older brother. Her brother was backing out of the driveway in a truck, didn't see his sister and killed her.

I sometimes have made fun of The Dove Awards and even had a blind item from there, but the fact is some of the singers who are nominated each year are close friends. I have met Steven many times over the years, as well as his lovely wife Mary Beth. You would be extremely hard pressed to find a couple or family as loving as them. They have always been an advocate of adoption and in addition to their three biological children, the Chapmans had adopted three children from China as well. The daughter killed was one of those adopted.

My heart goes out to the Chapmans. In addition to the parents, I just hope that the brother is going to be ok. Unfortunately, this is not uncommon, and someone needs to make him realize it, and not let this horrible tragedy affect who he is as a person for the rest of his life.

If any family can pull themselves through this, it is the Chapmans.

You Think Lindsay Lohan Could Do This?

Bollywood actress Maria Monica Susairaj and her boyfriend were arrested in India yesterday. The reason they were arrested is because they allegedly decided to get all Sopranos on a guy who was having an affair with Maria. Maria apparently decided to prove her love to her Navy officer boyfriend by allegedly helping him murder the guy she was sleeping with. Wow, she must have seen FFF and realized she was being short changed.

The couple were not content with your random shoot and kill. No, they wanted to send a message. I don't know who they were sending the message to, but the dead guy had been burned, his head decapitated, and the rest of his body was sliced into pieces small enough for a stir fry. Three hundred pieces to be exact.

The body was found in a jungle about three days after he was reported missing. I don't know what kind of jungles they have in India, but I would have thought that the pieces of the body would have been a little harder to find, or eaten, or something. Don't they have tigers in India? Oh, maybe they heard about Oprah going vegan for the next three weeks and decided upon themselves that if vegan was good enough for Oprah, then for sure it was good enough for them.

I'm trying to think of an actress that I could see doing this. Honestly I would have to go with Denise Richards. I would have put her in the headline, but she has been in the news way too much lately. I think Lindsay could do it under the right circumstances. Oooh, Jada Pinkett Smith could do it.

Benji Madden Wants To Lead The Country

I needed a good laugh this morning, and thanks to Benji Madden, I got one. In a recent interview, Benji said that he would make a better President than George Bush. His basis for the claim is that he feels he would make better decisions than any of America's current leaders. Ummm. Benji. You're dating Paris Hilton. I think you lost all your credibility regarding decisions when you voluntarily started dating her.

Whatever your feelings about George Bush, I think it is pretty safe to say that even he would have second thoughts about dating Paris Hilton. Not that Paris Hilton even knows who George Bush even is. I think she would probably confuse him with either the baked beans guy. (Roll that beautiful bean footage) or the guy who is married to Gwen Stefani. "He's hot."

Benji insists that he knows of what he speaks. "I have the best overall vision for economics, healthcare, and job security." How does he know this? Has he been discussing his views with Paris? That must be really entertaining. Does he have to wipe the drool out of the corners of her mouth when she falls asleep listening to him or does he think she thinks he's the best because she's trained that wonky eye of hers to pay attention while the rest of her mind drifts off to better ways to be the queen of skank?