Thursday, May 22, 2008

Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

It's been awhile since there has been a musician on top, and since there is only one music photo today, thought, hey, might as well.

Axel Whitehead - Sydney

Whore or smart marketing move?
It's been too long since I had Arden Myrin on here. When I say had, I don't mean had as in had, you know. I mean that would be wrong. Not wrong that two people are getting it on, but wrong to talk about it on here.
Of course if it was me and Angelina Jolie then wrong would suddenly seem right, and believe me the whole world would know all about it. I can honestly say that I have never seen someone look quite so stunning during any of my infrequent visits to Toys - R - Us.
Amanda Bynes almost didn't make the photos today. Normally she would be a shoo-in but it just seems like she is trying so hard to be a Hills lookalike these days and that is not who she is. The only reason she made the photos was because I wanted to ask if it looks like she got her boobs done.
The current record holder for longest name in Random Photos. Elletra Rossellini Wiedemann.
I really can't go wrong with all of you when I post a photo of Dave Annable.
I think that only Camryn Manheim has the kind of confidence needed to pull this outfit off.
Cameron Diaz in the True Hollywood Story - Dr. Evil Gets A Sex Change
It's time for the Broadway Softball League and that can mean only one thing. Yes, make sure you get your tickets now for Rochelle, Rochelle.
Bond girls and bad plastic surgery lead to expressions that don't change for years on end.

Juanes for no particular reason, except for the 100 e-mails I get each time I post his photo.
This photo is courtesy of irishstacy2. To get it, she parked her car five miles from the set. She then dodged guard dogs, ninjas, and an angry valet. Or, she could have just got it from a friend who visited the set of the film.
First time appearances for Gary Barlow and Howard Donald.
This is very important. You have to remember this. Fantasia Barrino thought she looked good wearing this.
Another first timer. Matt Willis.

Tom Cruise's shoes make it to the other side of the Atlantic. No doubt he is a big fan of Mika.
I bet Mick Hucknall wouldn't wear those shoes. Well in the 80's yes. But not now. You know you're humming Holding Back The Years. Say it. You know you are.
Rollergirl - Boogie Nights 2 starring Miley Cyrus.
The looks like sex photo of the day.

Eddie Murphy finally comes out.

And our reader photo of the day.
Remember when Hee Haw went off the air? Me either, but it looks like Randy Jackson was first in line when they sold off the wardrobe.
Pat Cash seems to be, how should I put this. Hmmmm. Enthusiastic. Yes, he's enthusiastic about Orchid Men In Pants Day.
One drink and she goes down.
Terri Seymour gets the Aubrey O'Day award for shortest possible dress to wear in public without showing your vay-jay-jay.

Teri Hatcher doesn't look horrible.
Just because I feel I have to.
Thomas Dekker did what it took to get his photo splashed everywhere today and all it cost him was an arm in a jacket.
You know what? Silda Spitzer looks pretty good. It's like she is a new person.


GammaGirl said...
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GammaGirl said...

Okay, Thomas Dekker's wardrobe choices are making my gaydar ping like CRAZY!

RagDoll said...

One drink NOTHING, man. Paula has the tolerance of a longshoreman, I just know it.

I find myself wondering if Ace Young can open beer bottles with that belt buckle. Not that I'd drink any beer that been that close

Raeder, out with yer name!! (my only reason for hitting refresh til random photos comes up is the reader sprinkled in, y'know). A coy, pixie-ish vision of pulchritude from the Reader today... (and I got to use my fiddy-cent SAT word...pulchritude..heh)

Anonymous said...

Awww. reader photo so cute, myspacey pose, but cute! Who are you?

Who's the freaky shemale above the reader, though?!

Take that boys look cute.

And who's the freaky former bond girl?!

Judi said...

Yeah. Ditto what DN said.

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

Freaking funny ENT about Rochelle, Rochelle!

Reader photo too kewt. I feel as though I could be her mom.


Unknown said...

I would have to say that Randy Jackson's outfit was more Captain Kangaroo than Hee Haw, actually.

I kept expecting the AI set to be bombarded with ping pong balls.

RagDoll said...

Just caught that bit about Arden Myrin....Does Enty have a girlfriend?? ;)

Julie said...

where do you live? i was supposed to go to west chester on tuesday morning, but i could not peel myself out of my bed that early. and then i wasn't able to find someone to watch the kids.

IndigoBlue said...

Ha, Sarah, that's great. I told my friend last night that he raided Colonel Sander's closet for that thing! lol

Who the hell is the trannie in the black jump suit????? s c a r y.

Love David Cook! Of course, I'm in Tulsa, so I'm a little biased. (He lived here for quite a while until he started AI)

I'm getting old...some of these people I don't recognize from ANYTHING I've seen. Geesh, not much of a gossip follower, eh?

Am I the only one that thinks that Cameron looks like she could star in "Coneheads" without the prosthetic cone?!

Ellen said...

Thank you thank you thank you for some Take That.

Now my Friday is perfect!

P.S. Silda looks A-M-A-Z-I-N-G and she should dump that alien looking loser of a hubby

Reese said...

Cute reader, and a nice pic!

Silda Spitzer does look wonderful; who knew those somber suits were hiding such a hot femme d'un certain âge? I hope she scores big in the divorce settlement.

CarolMR said...

Sildla was always beautiful. Rochelle, Rochelle...funny! That was one of the funniest things on Seinfeld! Who's the Bond girl?

Maja With a J said...

Take That were the best boy band ever. Well, except Menudo, obviously.

Reader photo looks a lot like someone I know. But who probably does not read this page. So I doubt it's her. Nice cleav, though! :P

And the song I instantly started humming when I saw Mick Hucknall was "I'd give it all up for you...I'd give it all up for you...yes I would...yes I would...".

Just thought I should let you know.

Jesse D said...

I'm really trying to stop saying this....


What are you doing to me EL? First the scary 'stretched face' chick, then that scary tranny???

I need a drink.

jax said...

lol me too Harriet. HBTY is too downer to hum.

reader-tres sweet! who knew such goodlooking people wasted so much time online?? lol.

Silda...girl take that tainted ring off thee hand stat! sue that dirty bastard who looks like he was breeded with James Carville on a bad day.

MnGddess said...

nothingsacred -

Irishstacy lives in the Philly area; I grew up in Philly as well and live in SJ

Unknown said...

im the reader photo lol...thanks for all the kind remarks! i was nervous :)

Moonmaid said...

David Cook is way too young for me, but he's still cute as shit. And Silda - my God, I hope she gets some hottie b/f and gets everything she can from her pervy, ho-lovin' hubby. She looks so relieved and happy!

califblondy said...

EL, thanks for the Rochelle/Rochelle comment. Everytime I watch that episode (for the 50th time) I crack up when Bette prances up to homeplate.

Wow, is everyone hot in here? Another gorgeous reader picture. With all these hotties, EL is going to be going for readers' pix in FFF.

Kristen S. said...

"Silda Spitzer looks pretty good. It's like she is a new person"

Totally agree!!! What a comeback!

surfer said...

lol, elle. Today is Thursday. All day.

Elletra Rossellini Weidemann (whew!) is stunning, but what is up with the tablecloth?

Thanks for Dave A.

And indigo, you're not alone. First thought that came into my head when I saw Cameron was "Coneheads"!

I swear, looking at the pic of Fantasia, I think it's a toss up as to who's the tranny.

Love that "looks like sex" pic - he's not looking (to borrow your word, Ent) too enthusiastic.

And last but not least, vamp, you're adorable. How old are you?

Unknown said...

just turned 27 in March

Majik said...

Why is Randy Jackson wearing Captain Kangaroo's jacket? Seriously?

Angela said...

The Bond girl is identified by "LC".

Carey Lowell (from "License To Kill") ?

Else, you get from the Brosnan era Famke Janssen, Izabella Scorupco, Michelle Yeoh, Teri Hatcher, Denise Richards, Sophie Marceau, Halle Berry and Rosamund Pike.

Judi said...

Vamp, you look 17. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. You're gorgeous.
Indigo, Cameron always reminded me of Dopey Dwarf. More so w/o hair now.
Maybe the Bond girl is pre-Brosnan? From the Moore films? Carey's married to Richard Gere and never looked close to this one.
Silda's gorgeous! Who can we fix her up with?

Unknown said...

u guys have totally made my day! i love u guys!!!

califblondy said...

Vamp, you know we wouldn't say it if we didn't meant it!

Unknown said...


Judi said...

Yeah, we're a pretty tough crowd. :-D

Is the Bond girl Lois Chiles? EEEEEWWWW!!!!!! Tha fok???!!! She used to be SO beautiful. Imdb doesn't even have any recent photos of her. Now we know why!

surfer said...

I have to laugh at judi's comment - I was going to say 17 as well, but thought you might be insulted. You look great.

Unknown said...

i drink a lot of water lol

kellygirl said...

YAY! David Cook's win makes me happy.

Silda looks HOT! I hope all her test results have come back negative and she's got a great Attorney.
She deserves to set herself free

Reese said...

No way could that "Bond Girl" be Lois Chiles; she's much older, and vastly better looking than that alien-y looking person.

Last I saw of Lois (a TV movie, less than 10 years ago) she looked age-appropriate and still really beautiful. If she had had anything done it was very subtle.

Maybe this "Bond Girl" was merely background scenery in a film; perhaps a line or two of dialogue, but no one memorable? That would be my guess.

bionic bunny! said...

i love camryn manheim. i've been a big girl too much of my life, and i always wanted her red carpet dresses!!

jax said...

pardon me while i lug this 10 gallons of water back to my desk.

vamp- you are a doll. i hate you.
just a lil cuz i think you're prob a pisces like me.

Mel said...

Ent, thanks for posting Howard Donald's pic - the first but hopefully not the last. I'll have to lie down now, Joshua Jackson and Howard in one hit...phew.

patti_cake said...

Ent! Juanes! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Went to his concert in L.A. a couple of weeks ago. Amazing.

Vamp, gorgeous!

Judi said...

LOL @ Jax. Can't figure out who the Bond girl is then. HEY ENTY! Can we please get a name?

lutefisk said...

OK--so we know we have lots of cute female readers. Guys? Anyone out there??!!Reveal yourself.

La Pachuquita said...

while I do love pictures of Juanes, I would love love love to see another picture of Julieta Venegas on here, or maybe Heroes del Silencio...that would make my day

as for Silda...she is definitely proof that the truth will set you free..not covering up for her husband any more

irishstayc2 said...

I like EL's version better LOL "To get it, she parked her car five miles from the set. She then dodged guard dogs, ninjas, and an angry valet" but he left out karate chopping John Mayer to keep him out of the pic LOL Thanks for the shout out buddy.

NOTHINGSACRED - I live in West Chester and what a pain in the ass it was getting around town this week. I THINK THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BACK THERE TONIGHT AND FRIDAY TOO. the snow shots were at Gay st & Darlington - right by Landmark. You from WC too?

Lux Luthor said...

EL, you are really getting good with the captions! LMAO.

Unknown said...


i am a pisces! march 17...what about u?

Happydog said...

David Cook looks like he's giving Archuleta a noogie.

Anonymous said...

adrian - I've said far too many embarrassing things on the internet to identify myself with a photo. Sorry this man is a little hesitant. :)

lutefisk said...

dnfrommn, I'm not one to talk since I haven't sent one in yet, however I think everyone had been attacked, embarrassed, or condemned here at one point!


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