Thursday, May 22, 2008

Benji Madden Wants To Lead The Country


I needed a good laugh this morning, and thanks to Benji Madden, I got one. In a recent interview, Benji said that he would make a better President than George Bush. His basis for the claim is that he feels he would make better decisions than any of America's current leaders. Ummm. Benji. You're dating Paris Hilton. I think you lost all your credibility regarding decisions when you voluntarily started dating her.

Whatever your feelings about George Bush, I think it is pretty safe to say that even he would have second thoughts about dating Paris Hilton. Not that Paris Hilton even knows who George Bush even is. I think she would probably confuse him with either the baked beans guy. (Roll that beautiful bean footage) or the guy who is married to Gwen Stefani. "He's hot."

Benji insists that he knows of what he speaks. "I have the best overall vision for economics, healthcare, and job security." How does he know this? Has he been discussing his views with Paris? That must be really entertaining. Does he have to wipe the drool out of the corners of her mouth when she falls asleep listening to him or does he think she thinks he's the best because she's trained that wonky eye of hers to pay attention while the rest of her mind drifts off to better ways to be the queen of skank?

9 comments:

yellow said...

Being better than Bush? Talk about low self esteem. Anyone can do that.

selenakyle said...

Yecchhh, he looks like Ozzy here, down to the expression.

jax said...

raise that bar Benji.

jlb said...

Benji....everyone thinks they have the best visions when they've just smoked a fatty. Idiot. LOL

Anonymous said...

lol@fatty

I guess anyone that dates the Parasite want to be President too lol.

Rhianna said...

I have a total vision for health care - kill parasite to prevent her spreading any other STDs, and go ahead and bump off her 'boyfriend' too. The syphilis has obviously fried his brains.

Bush isn't the brightest penny in the fountain, but no spoilt ass brat that sings songs has a fucking clue how real life works, what "job security" is or WTF the job of the President even is. Dumbass Duchebag hollywood types that "know" what's what in life annoy the crap out of me.

Judi said...

LOL, Rhianna, @ halting the plague!! Gagging at the thought that Ebola could be First Lady.

Mel said...

Paris has obviously been bending his ear about becoming first lady one day, perhaps she sees herself as the next Jackie O....emmmm.

Amy said...

well he's got the ego part down.

I think anyone who thinks they should be the one running the county and campaigns for 2 years trying to convince everyone has got to have a gigantic ego.

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