Friday, February 16, 2007

Blind Items Revealed

I removed one of the items which had one bad fact in it. I cannot confirm his wife is involved in the goings on and so it would be unfair to HER to reveal HIM.

January 3, 2007

So this starlet who has been mentioned everywhere had a little drink Sunday night or was it two or three? Seems she got rejected by an ex in a VERY public way and proceeded to drink the night away and came on to any guy who headed her way. Except for one.

Lindsay Lohan

January 5, 2007

This rockstar’s divorce was recently finalized so he could bring on the next wife. Everyone assumed she walked away with HMM money, but it was not to be. He has a long history of wives and girlfriends who think they are going to take him to the cleaners. What they don’t realize until it is too late is that he has all the ammunition. During their time together he records every incriminating moment whether it be drugs or drinking or another man. When the time comes for parting and they are looking for money, he invites them into his room and shows them why they will not be getting a penny above what he wants to give them.

Rod Stewart

January 9, 2007

In order to support his drug habit, this cat like rock star used to be a gay prostitute. Wonder if he thinks his current girlfriend is as pretty as the boys he used to love.

Pete Doherty

January 12, 2007 (the one I could not find yesterday)

This actor has always been known for his HUGE ego. Well now it turns out he has something down below that is just as huge. Talked about in London, but really was just talk, even a legend. It was all supposition really, until he was filming his latest movie. Thinking our star was out and about, an assistant walked into the actor’s trailer without knocking and saw our actor changing clothes and what he saw has been repeated over and over and would put even Mr. Diggler to shame.

Ricky Gervais

January 17, 2007

#1 This singer is out of his mind. His model girlfriend was not beautiful enough for him or he thought he could do better. Somehow he thought his aging, one hit wonder self could get him someone better. What he got was a lesson in how the grass is not always greener on the other side. After bedding a series of 18 year old girls and acting like the wannabe rock star he thinks he is, his ex was seen in public with a collection of men befitting her beauty. Our singer broke and is begging for her to take him back. So far she just keeps laughing at him.

James Blunt

#2 Seeing this actress and her complexion Monday night reminded me that she had to miss the world premiere of a movie and almost another because her face had turned into one big zit.

Cameron Diaz

January 19, 2007

#2 A friend of someone mentioned earlier today has been acting like a diva despite the fact it has been years since she could even pretend to be such. Banned from her health club for wanting to work out alone and to bring in her dog, this pseudo diva has also been trying to convince friends she has a relationship with a well known singer despite the fact that no one believes a word of it.

Geri Halliwell

January 23, 2007

(NOTE-I have heard 3 or 4 versions of this now, but it is still fun)

#1 Sometimes you hear about something and you just do not even know where to begin. Nevermind, I guess we will start at the beginning. See, there is this singer/actress who has had a bit of a drug problem in the past. Perhaps she has kicked it, and perhaps not. While visiting the UK recently she met an actor who is A-list in the UK, but no one has heard of here although he is in one of the year's biggest hits. He was so enamored of his little doll that he followed her back to LA. She was flattered and loved the attention. He began telling her of his special needs in regards to sex. Think KK video and you will get the idea. Although she did not find it appealing, she was flattered that he wanted to do it with her and so she agreed. UNTIL she found out that while in LA and not seeing her, he was finding some women who accept money for those kinds of things and doing it with them. Serious bonus points for getting his name.

Courtney Love and Steve Coogan

#2 What happens when you are at a nightclub and think you are the shit, but no one is paying any attention to you? What happens when you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any consequences? Well this Seinfeld reference decided to take matters into her own hands. An A-list model was dancing on a four foot high stage and drawing the attention of the entire nightclub not only with her beauty but in the way she was dancing. This did not sit well with our spoiled princess and so she pushed the model off the stage and down to the floor. It was only because she happened to land on someone that she avoided a possible career ending injury. Those who saw what happened began to boo at the princess, but she was so into herself that she did not even care. She did not really dance, she just kind of did red carpet pose after red carpet pose. She was loving herself even more than normal. The only problem in her little plan was that the model and the owner of the club are really close so the next thing you know, the princess was yanked from the stage and shown the door. The crowd went crazy and all waved buh bye.

Paris Hilton and the attacked was Serinda Swan

BONUS**

January 31, 2007

So this is barely a blind item, but we will count it as such. Last night at a movie premiere, it was discovered that a recent romance with a very unlikely couple should actually be categorized as a "romance." Seems our actress was looking for some publicity for her new film while her new "boyfriend" agreed to help because he had started to fade from the limelight as well. Our actress made one other recent attempt to garner some headlines, but no one was buying what she was offering. Whatever kisses you saw on camera were the only kisses these two shared. Although good friends, they are only good friends and more like brother and sister than boyfriend and girlfriend.

Mandy Moore and Adam Goldstein

January 30, 2007

This B list television actress is a new relationship with a guy only she could love. The problem is that the the guy really thinks he is God's gift to women. She wants this relationship to work out so much that she is looking past his blatant flirting with other women, while she is standing there. She thinks it is love and he is just using her as a free ticket for award show season. He has no interest in her outside of being that extra ticket, and has acted accordingly. Whether her back is turned or not, he is always looking for the next one. Her friends are appalled, but know it has been awhile since anyone cared and are just hoping things turn out for the best.

Teri Hatcher

53 comments:

Mistik said...

Thanks for the reveals ... but EL, you do mean Steve Coogan, right?... :-)

WTF said...

Does Diaz have acne that is resistent to treatment? Her face always looks horrible.

kchal11267 said...

WHOOO HOOO
thanks for the reveals!!
I think we got most of them too between all the guesses :-) Love the bonus!!

Anonymous said...

mistik beat me to it about james coogan.

ohhh, that pete doherty one is scandalous!

Mistik said...

PS.... I would not have guessed Ricky Gervais (and I'm not sure anyone else did, either)... think we all thought Daniel Craig due to the comments Judy Dench made a while back...!

ent lawyer said...

I did mean Steve Coogan. I had James Blunt in the head because I hate his last name, and always want to make it Blount for some reason.

chickie said...

i *heart* you, lawyer dude... not in the way hez *hearts* you.. but still.

Anonymous said...

Ugh I love that he gives us the answers BUT its the ones we really want to know that he decides at the last minute not to share :(

hez said...

Wow! Third-party flirting. (Proxy flirting?)

I'm good.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I just knew the Mandy Moore one was her and Nicole Ritchie's he-ho

brendalove@gmail.com said...

FORMER he-ho, that is. Nicole's got a whole other brand of ho now. :-)

Anonymous said...

Ricky Gervais is the one who's well endowed!! Wow. I never would have guessed him.

Anonymous said...

HAHA, Ricky Gervais is rich, funny and well-endowed. Good for him.

So the one that is not revealed is the Wesley Snipes one? Everyone seemed to be spot on with their guesses, so I think that we are right.

GGA

NARC said...

LEAVE IT TO A CANADIAN TO DO WHAT LEGIONS OF THINKING PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WOULD LOVE TO DO FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY -

PUT THAT NASTY HERPES HILTON IN HER PLACE.

BLAME CANADA! ;)

Anonymous said...

What is a KK video in the Courtney Love one?

Anonymous said...

What about Jackass and valet?
And bathroom sex?
And cheater whose wife showed up at the eatery?

Anonymous said...

yay i love reveals!!

one questions---the James Blunt blind item...didnt they go to the Grammys together? The BL says they broke up.

Anonymous said...

KK video is Kim Kardashian "golden showers" video of her and her ex having sex.

i'm getting annoyed with this narc person.

I misunderstood, I thought he was revealing the others also.

Michele

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 12:36, I think that is why Ent said in one of his Grammy posts that it was all for show.

Anonymous said...

Hello,

Are you going to reveal the blind items which we did not guess right? Please reveal all of them! They are the best really! Thanks and looking forward to that!

Anonymous said...

Hello,

Are you going to reveal the blind items which we did not guess right? Please reveal all of them! They are the best really! Thanks and looking forward to that!

Anonymous said...

WTF does canada have to do with it??

PS...Yawn on the Blind items they were way obvious, lets hear about all the ones posted in code last week.
..sorry love you EL but boring.

littleoleme said...

RICKY GERVAIS!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God I was so attracted to him already (for his huge....brain)now I'm going to fall right over the edge for him.

Anonymous said...

Who is Geri Halliwell trying to convince friends she's having a relationship with?

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Serinda Swan and in what universe does she count as A list?

Anonymous said...

Wow, I am very impressed by you good guessers out there. Good job!! I can never figure these out. Except for the really obvious ones like Courtney Love. Please ET dumb it down for me so I can play, too....

Frenchie said...

I thought Paris was trashed in Austria. Not Canada...

Wait, the girl gets trashed pretty much anywhere she goes, doesn't she?

Oh, and I'd have to agree with these being too easy. We need the juicy ones revealed.

Anonymous said...

Serinda Swan is canadian and she is the model that paris pushed while dancing... check out her portfolio... some look a ton like Lilo... ha! maybe she thought it was Lilo! in her mind altered state

Anonymous said...

I hate to sound ungrateful but the reveals were so anticlimatic this morning. Ent please reveal the juicy ones!

ellebee said...

Thanks EL for the reveals but they were a bit boring. How about we give you a list of the ones we want revealed LOL :)

Anonymous said...

No wonder people fold up their blogs, what an ungrateful bunch of toads. EL's the best blog going on right now, so keep complaining bitches.

Jem said...

Yeah, stop complaining. I thought they were awesome to know for sure.

hez said...

Anon @ 3:59 just took the words right out of my mouth.

To extend a metaphor from the other day, the chafing dishes on the banquet table are full of piping hot Shut The Fuck Up -- just serve yourselves, everyone.

Anonymous said...

no fair... two of these you had already revealed in the past..... most notably the one about lindsay... you own us 2 more!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the reveals.

How about more info on Jan 5 blind item re the actress getting private tantric massage lessons? Or at least some more clues?

Angela said...

The most shocking revelation from the B.I. is about Ricky Gervais' huge ego. He sounded like a decent fellow, simply not interested by milking his fame by supporting parts in blockbusters and quite frank about it. Little did I know that he is also a diva after all. So, he took two paper napkins for lunch when shooting "The Office" while the rule was one by person?

Anonymous said...

Gosh, the sense of entitlement some people have! Darling, Ent doesn't *have* to reveal any of the blind items. He does so out of the goodness of his heart.


>no fair... two of these you had already revealed in the past..... most notably the one about lindsay... you own us 2 more! >

Anonymous said...

lovesit.thanks bb.

Anonymous said...

thanx for the reveals ent
i was ungrateful thinking they were a bit boring... sorry

but hez...
wow what claws you have my dear...

trying to scare the sh*t out of anyone else auditioning for the future bride of Ent?

mngddess said...

This blog is like friggin' crack. I love you Ent!

Cyn (sticking tongue out at Hez)

Anonymous said...

I agree that some of us can be so ungrateful. It is obvious that most of the guesses are on the right track most of the time, and ENT is confirming what we already kind of knew. Thanks, ENT!!!!!

NARC said...

CAN I BUY ANY OF YOU A SENSE OF HUMOUR?

OR A LIFE?

NARC said...

OR A CLUE PERHAPS?

SERINDA SWAN IS CANADIAN.

SHE IS THE ONE WHO GOT HILTON KICKED OUT.

YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE WITH YOUR IGNORANCE.

Anonymous said...

Hey EL,

How about doing one big post with just a single "juicy" reveal? :)

You could hype this up on beforehand as well, make it an event just as much as these multiple reveals make an event.

You obviously know which are the juicy ones. If not, we could point them out.

It doesn't have to be MV, there are a lot of other ones as well. Some of the male gay ones. Jackass. That one from late november-early december that was possibly just a delusional plant by your friend Britney (about celebs arguing when they were secretly gay lovers, we guessed LiLo and Paris)

/Marcus

Anonymous said...

Yes Narc, I googled Serinda Swan and found out who she was. My point was that she can hardly be an 'A List Model' if someone from outside the US/Canada has never heard of her. And I follow the modelling industry - not fanatically but I know most of the big names.

Agree that hez is scary in her slavish devotion to the blog site owner. I can just see this making an episode of Law & Order Criminal Intent: crazed blog fan stalks and kills another blog reader who says something mean about EL.

Hee.

Anonymous said...

Ricky Gervais has a schlong? Shame about his face then..

And a diva too! Hah. I never watched The Office because he irritated me so much. (though some of Extras was pretty good)

Virgo74 said...

These blind items are really not the juicy ones. A bunch of folks had guessed them, Mandy Moore and DJ AM, Ricky whatever his last name is. I wanted to know the other juicier blind items I though EL was gonna reveal.

I guess at the last minute he decided to change his mind. Darn!!!

Senna said...

it's a shame that the most interesting BI will not be revealed. the one with the wife that is a child molester in eastern europe.

the rest is partially very surprising.

hez said...

Um, Anonymice? It's awfully rude to talk about someone when they're in the room.

Sleep well tonight in the knowledge that I am under no illusions about this blog, its owner, and our place in each other's respective lives. Presume all you like... I'm happy to say I have a very pleasant, very full life away from the Internets, fuckyouverymuch.

I certainly won't waste my time posting comments anymore.

Now go kiss Tyra Banks' fat ass.

mngddess said...

As Hez's unofficial bodyguard I would like to stay she hasn't said one thing that could be interpreted as stalking. I think it's some of ya'll that need a life if your're going to waste your time reading into every phrase someone types.

Whose ass do I have to kick here?

Cyn - and where the HELL is Jeeze??

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what club Paris was kicked out of?? Since the pap follows her everywhere you think it the story would be on another blog site like X17.

Anonymous said...

er, all the UK relevant posts were taken from clear media sources printed way before the first printing here- Steve Coogan in the News Of The World, Pete Docherty in the book he wrote, Rod Stewart in many UK papers, James Blunt in The Sun, Halliwlee on Popbitch, etc. The only dodgy one is Gervais cos everyone knows fat bloke have tiny cocks lol!!! Will the next blind item be "What US singer has shaved off her hair cos shes psychotic and f@@ked up over her divorce" or wha?

Anonymous said...

wow hez
that sucks
i really enjoyed your wit and way with words
i just didnt like getting shuthefuckup shoved down my throat... it gave me the worst case of heartburn... and i get bitchy when i have heartburn...
wont you come back you stubborn lass... jesus c... i am sure you woulda laffed yer azz off at the stawker thing if it hadn't have been about you... it was silly... people are prolly jealous of how you were the main squeeze and flaunted it!! tee hee