Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Larry Birkhead's Secret Gay Lover Tells All


From the new issue of The National Enquirer.

"I was Larry Birkhead's secret gay lover!" That's the sensational revelation of Kerrick Ross, a handsome male model who carried on a torrid two-month sexual affair with the man who won the blockbuster paternity battle for Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl.

In a bombshell world exclusive, The new issue of the NATIONAL ENQUIRER publishes the stunning truth about the secret gay life of the world's most famous out-of-wedlock father. "America doesn't know the whole story about Larry Birkhead," Kerrick, who's 38 and lives in Louisville, Ky., told The ENQUIRER. "He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!"

The two met at a cocktail party in Louisville around mid-2000 when Birkhead was a struggling real estate agent and writer, angling for a show business career in Hollywood. "We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me."

But Birkhead insisted on keeping their romance a secret. "I had been 'out' for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship," revealed Kerrick. "He was especially afraid of his father finding out. He said, 'If my Dad knew about this, he would kill me!'

Birkhead's lawyers deny that he had a gay relationship with Kerrick, but Kerrick passed a rigorous polygraph test administered by a top-notch examiner. And Kerrick says Larry didn't consider himself gay. "He was more comfortable saying he was bi-sexual," Kerrick told The ENQUIRER. "I never knew him to go out with women when we were together, but I found out after we broke up that he had been seeing women. "

While Kerrick says Birkhead was inexperienced at gay sex, he found out later that he'd stolen Larry from another man!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totally believe that he could be bi-sexual although it has no relevance on whether he will be a good father to Dannielynn. That baby will need a hell of a lot of explaining to when she gets older?

WTF said...

Not surprised.

mary mac said...

I don't believe this story for a bit, and really don't care even if it is true...why is this even news? LB is a grown man and entitled to have a relationship with whomever he chooses.

He looks so cute in the pictures with Dannielynn...what a beautiful baby! I can't wait for them to start their lives together.

And for anyone who says Larry is just out for the money, what about getting two for the price of one? Congrats Larry...you hit the jackpot on both counts!

P.S. If I were anyone involved in the case I wouldn't bank on Dannielynn getting anything from the Howard estate any time soon. How long has this been going on?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I'd still hit it.

Anonymous said...

I'd still hit it too :-)

Anonymous said...

I sense Virgies ham-handed handlers in this....but big whoop! In fact, it's even better; Birkhead will raise the profile -- and acceptance --- of gay parents and adopters.

Besides, how credible could this Louisville guy be? He's not very good as a secret lover, since now everyone knows about it.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I doubt the Enquirer would go to print without some evidence of watertight story. They're already being sued by J-Lo and husband so doubt they'd want another libel case on their hands to go with it right now.

There's every possibility Larry likes his guys as well as his dames. As long as he's a good dad to the kid then what does it matter? He's an adult, he can choose to date who he wants.

ambersumiko said...

9:41 and 9:43.. you do realize if you 'hit it' with him, he'd hit you where the sun don't shine.... No the other one.

jb said...

I'm from Louisville and there has been no hint of him being gay or bi here

TMZ says he has already hired a lawyer to go after the false tabloid reports

But I agree with those who say, doesn't matter either way

Anonymous said...

10:07, honey, I don't believe a word that bullshit rag says. Never have never will. And 9:55- Yeah, the National Enquirer does have a rep of being truthful and checking their stories before running them. They are NEVER wrong. As reliable as People, I always say. *rolls eyes*

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter what gender he likes. Just as long as he is a great dad to that cutie baby! Good luck to them.

Anonymous said...

10:07, honey, I don't believe a word that bullshit rag says. Never have never will. And 9:55- Yeah, the National Enquirer does have a rep of being truthful and checking their stories before running them. They are NEVER wrong. As reliable as People, I always say. *rolls eyes*


Well it just shows how much you actually READ carefully because I didn't say they were never wrong. I said they already have one major liable case on their hands at this moment in time and if there wasn't something to run with vis a vis Larry that they could prove in some capacity, even weakly, they would print it right now.

Yes you can hire a lawyer and even get a payout to protect you and shut people up from 'scandalous rumors' but in this day and age of loopholes and payouts and child welfare he probably would wouldn't he, esp. since the screaming 'Burn the gays in hell!' brigade will be on his case, calling him an unfit parent.

Either way, all I am saying is it doesn't matter to me.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

10:07 - I'm down with it.

Anonymous said...

^^ I also freely acknowledge the story might be total BS and it could be that someone just doesn't want him to be the one looking after the little girl, hence a planted story. But this is a big gamble if so.

I am only saying as others have, it wouldn't matter to me.

hez said...

This is kind of funny, since my fave part of the Will Ferrell video in the post immediately above is the line "My dad's gay!"

But for the record, I don't believe it (and even if it were true, I might not hit it, but I still think "it"/he is gonna be a damn sight better parent than the alternatives).

And if he sues, I hope he wins. He deserves to have a little "walking around money" of his own so people don't think he's just in it for the baby's inheritance (like all the other players obviously are).

PS: A nix on the frosted tips might be in order to butch up the image a little. Just sayin.

ambersumiko said...

Brendalove, good to know hahahha You're cool, I like you more and more every post. :D

noel said...

Hey Hez

Leave those frosted tips alone...

Guy looks cute with them ;-)

He doesn't need to be butchered up,

age will do that for him.

Hopefully we'll see some pics and

then they will dissapear off the

tabloids radar for a while...

Especially Virgie!!