Thursday, March 13, 2008

Random Photos Part One

I know, I know. It's shocking. Brittany Murphy at the top of the heap? What the hell is going on? First she is without her sweaty sidekick that she calls a husband, and secondly she did something really nice for a friend of mine this week which she didn't have to do, so she gets the top of the list. ONCE.
Where have you been hiding Amaury Nolasco? This guy is always so damn happy, and always dressed great. Seriously, I don't understand why people can't take a little time when they are going to a premiere. It isn't that damn difficult.
Alanis Morissette - San Jose
So instead of obscure Australians, today we go with people from France. Andy Gillet and Stephanie Crayencou are not a couple as far as I know but damn they would make a good one.
Matchbox 20 - San Jose
This photo is from last week, but I don't know why I didn't spot it before. Leelee Sobieski looks amazing. I vote her for best legs in Hollywood.
It has been a long time since Kevin Spacey was this close to a woman. Doesn't really know what to do with Kate Bosworth so close.
I think that if you go to a Fashion Week event, you should show that you have some sense of fashion. Juliette Lewis apparently disagrees with that line of thinking.
Isla Fisher goes for the movie kiss. Hugh Dancy goes for the tongue. Not that I really blame him.
Raven Symone hasn't improved much over last week's photo and the bar was set really low. Thanks to Lisa for the photo.
I wish Parker Posey would read me a bedtime story.
"That is some really good shit."
If you are getting paid a bunch of money to promote a line of products, you would think that you could at least feign interest.
Mena Suvari gets some love for showing up at the fashion show of Jenny Han who is an amazing person. I think she is a hell of a designer too, but then again I think that the deep fried Twinkie was one hell of an idea.
Vanessa Lemon Jello shows she knows how to handle a pair of balls.
The Enemy - Manchester
Well Shanna Moakler finally found a show she fits right into. Pieces Of Ass.
I love Sophie Marceau.
How about a father/son LaBeouf sandwich? Naahh. Me either. Hell it might not even be his dad.

25 comments:

jax said...

ok ALannis either gained a few after her breakup or is PREGNANT!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I like Juliette Lewis. If the rest of us are marching to a Meg White drumbeat, she's marching to a Keith Moon drumbeat.

SchmaddaKid said...

The Prince Charles caption is a classic. What can I say other than ENT should be writing for SNL this week.

Reese said...

Both Alannis and Parker Posey appear to have put on weight. Parker was always such a stick that this is surprising.

Eve Montana said...

keep it coming with shia. thanks

Mooshki said...

Reese, I think they stole the pounds from Sophie.

What's up with Mena's skin?

april said...

Brittany Murphy looks like she suffers from Shannon Doherty syndrome; her eyes are way asymmetrical. Or is it possible to be so coked-up that your eyes look like that?

Parker Posey looks great!

april said...

Brittany Murphy looks like she suffers from Shannon Doherty syndrome; her eyes are way asymmetrical. Or is it possible to be so coked-up that your eyes look like that?

Parker Posey looks great!

Irishstayc said...

mmmm shia! Can never get enough of him, that's for sure. And I think Alanis is putting on weight not pregnant. Now that she's not in the limelight w/ Ryan she can relax a little.

jax said...

well it looks like she's relaxing for all of us in that case.

im still going with knocked up.

Marnie said...

That Parker picture made my day, Ent!

More brunettes in green! More reading to children!!!

RagDoll said...

Amaury Nolasco! Poor dude's been WORKING! Isn't he in "Street Kings" with Forrest Whitaker??

Elle said...

Isn't it long rumored in the British press that Kate Bosworth and Kevin Spacey have had a longtime secret romance?

Yes....I know he's gay, but something about wanting a family/kid?

Looking at that picture, I'm starting to believe it...

And, Alanis, yes. Either bad camera angle, or too many breakup donuts... we've all been there.

shiny_special_one said...

Apologies to all the Raven Symone fans—and I remember from last week that she had a lot of them—but damn, WTF is she doing? She's dressed like a homeless person and sorta looks like Diana Ross in that part of "Lady Sings the Blues" when Billie Holiday got all strung out on smack. Except, um, heavier.

shiny_special_one said...

P.S. LMAO about the Cruz sisters, and I love Sophie Marceau too!

trashtalker said...

Not only does Parker look perfectly fine, but she has her legs closed. She is truly a role model to children AND panty-challenged celebrities.

classalpha said...

... so... did Brittany WH0RE HerSelf "out" to your "friend" too, ENT. L.? ... you "know"... *that's* EXACTLY "what" Her *sweaty/FAKE/FONY/FRAUDULENT "husband" aka that SKUM-jacka$$ KREEP* is currently "doing" to Her - WH0RE-ing Her OUT TO *his* "friend(s)" "Em" order to BLACKMAIL and KONTROL Her and keep Her "career" KOMPLETELY 'DEAD'.

STOP BEING a KOWARDLY SHEEP Ent. L.... MAKE Her GET A DIVORCE from *that D"Em"ENTED/DEMONIC "rabbi" PHRAUD-jacka$$* then take Her to *plastic surgery* REHAB... and STAT.


BAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Amber said...

Wow.. Parker Posey is looking really really hottt.


And "Holy shit, what?" at the post above.

Amber said...

Wow.. I just Googled "classalpha brittany murphy"


:O

Amber said...

I say wow too much.

classalpha said...

^... Yes... "Wow". And while you're *at it*... why don't you Google up the words "Britney Murphy Publicist concerns, Ambrose" in Google Groups. Yes, Her Name is mis-spelled there. Also, search "Supermodels Are Lonelier Than You Think!, *Eminem* " w/o the asterisks. Read the article down at the bottom of the page which m"Em"tions Her "seizure" in Detroit on NYE 2002. Oh YA... can't forget the "skankymurphy.tribe.net" page - there's a rather "Em"teresting *article* there re: "my brittany story" posted by a woman named "Jordan". There is MUCH *more* if you Google the *name* of Her former "fiancee" *Jeff KWAIinetz* and also "Mike Ovitz"". As well, try *Joe Mancaluso* and "Little Black Book* and look at the DATES WHEN She "dated" BOTH OF Her *former fiancees*. See if they co-"Em"cide with *each other*. Yes, read about *them all* and WEEP... Google search results not for IGNORANT SHEEP... BAAAAA.

Marnie said...

Brittany libre!!!!

duncanpowers said...

Maybe Kate Bosworth is so skinny, Kevin mistook her for a manpurse?

Lilly said...

---Parker Posey looks so cute!!!

---And did Vanessa Minnillo go on Spring Break? Does she do aaaaaaanything meaningful?

---Agree that LeeLee looks awesome, where has she been?

Winterjanuary said...

The latest rumor about Kevin Spacey is that he's in a relationship with a female co-worker at the London Old Vic theater (of which he's the artistic director). And allegedly there's a baby on the way. As a matter of fact I never really believed that gay buzz about him. It just came from the fact that he's very discreet, he fiercely protects his private life and rarely dates fellow actresses. But he's been seen with several girlfriends over the years.
He's very friends with Kate Bosworth. She's so much his little protégé that he hardly plays in a movie without her.