Monday, March 10, 2008

There Is A Reason You Don't Marry Your Best Gay

The reason is it just doesn't work. According to the National Enquirer who is having a very good week reporting wise, Star Jones has kicked her husband of 3 years, Al Reynolds to the curb. I guess she got tired of pretending. Actually I take that back. I think she did love Al, and probably still does, but he wasn't living up to his part of the bargain. Instead of shacking up with mama, he was off shacking up with daddy down in Miami.

I love this quote from a source. My bet is that the source is actually Star herself.

“I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

Well first of all when they got married Star outweighed Urkel by about 200 pounds so of course she was going to do the heavy lifting and carry in the groceries, and change the oil in the car. As for being an old fashioned woman, most of them didn't have gastric bypass, they went ahead and stayed fat, or did this little thing called eating better and exercise. Not that I am throwing stones., because this glass house would shatter. As for supporting her. Ummm. I'm sure he was willing to listen to her problems, at least for a few months. But he probably gave up when she mentioned how she hated Kathy Griffin for the 300th time, and how if only Al would help her get rid of Barbara. Perhaps just a little hip check down the stairs so Star could be The Star.

Oh well, maybe Lance Bass is looking to marry an out of work lawyer who still has a ton of unopened wedding gifts.


Twisted Sister said...

Am I the only one who has an insane urge to pour quick-drying cement in her mouth?

captivagrl said...

before the view canned her, she stated that if/when hillary ran for prez she would quit the show and help run the campaign. i think if hill steals the nomination and wins in nov.(god forbid), ms. jones may slip into politics(god forbid).

Twisted Sister said...

Cap, I am SOOOO with you on both God forbids!!!

Anonymous said...

Say what you want about her, but the woman has a brain in her head, and an intelligent one at that. Her Huffington Post article was very thought provoking and well written. She may have made some arrogant mistakes in the past, but I admire that the woman can actually think.

Anonymous said...

Her open letter to Bill o Reilly was even better. Priceless. Another thought provoking piece.


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