Monday, March 10, 2008

$200,000 A Year One Drunk At A Time


I was reading Marie Claire's story about how George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson are engaged. While, I don't think they are engaged yet, I do think that my Valentine's Day prediction will come true. I only saw them getting engaged. At this rate, she will already be married and four months pregnant by next February.

While reading the article though it started talking about how they met, and how she gave up her waitress job to be with him, and I'm thinking, "so what?" Then, I read this next line.

"Since Sarah met George she has ditched her £100,000-a-year job..."

Give me a wig and a skirt because I'm off to be a cocktail waitress in Vegas. Is Marie Claire guessing here? Is this like a President trying to guess the cost of a gallon of gas? I want to know who told them she earned $200,000 a year wearing a short skirt and calling out "cocktails" for 8 hours.

She might have earned $200,000 a year, but she didn't do it just carrying around a tray. If waitresses could make $200,000 a year in Vegas, there would be people lined up at the casinos for hours each day trying to get a job. Waitresses would have to have bodyguards because everyone would be trying to kill them. Waitresses who worked downtown would dream of someday carrying a drink tray on the strip while confessing this to the waitress who has lost her looks and is on her way back down the waiting ladder. I don't know who plays the up n comer, but I see Teri Hatcher as the wasted, worn out waitress on her way back down the ladder.

Next stop, Denny's with maybe a stop at Whiskey Pete's.

18 comments:

kevin said...

Hasn't Lainey pretty much confirmed that she was an escort? Or at least was T&A for hire, and then more services could be procured from her as well?

P.B.S. aka Ms. F said...

The more i hear about this chick the more I think it is true..no way do you earn $200,000.00 just serving drinks...

hollywood snitch said...

I believe it. I work at a bar in Beverly Hills as a cocktail waitress and I made $85,000 last year. She could've made 200 grand in Vegas the way drunk people throw monet around to pretty girls.

califblondy said...

EL, Whiskey Pete's??? That's hilarious.

While $200,000 seems like alot, who knows what she could have been raking in? Obviously, if she met George there, there were plenty of other celebs tipping big.

SisterMaryHotPantz said...

I dont understand the hatefest for Sarah. Whats the dealio?

Stacy said...

EL, you don't seriously believe this do you? Yes, George loves him some skank, but he ain't dumb enough to marry it.

Anonymous said...

Where can I apply for her job hahaha?

Reese said...

I don't know about $200,000 a year, but I have a friend who put herself through college working as a cocktail waitress at a high-end strip club in LA. She made enough to finance UCLA and grad school with a VERY healthy savings account at graduation. Well over $100,000 a year in Vegas sounds very realistic.

Twisted Sister said...
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Twisted Sister said...

In an upscale restaurtant, making over $100K is doable.

canadachick said...

don't know about the US but here in Canada land - its tax free too kiddie's - the tips i mean. Oh you claim a pittance to keep big brother off your case ...but most of it is cold hard cash !!

Sexecution said...

Is it even a secret she was a conventioneer's hooker? She's still on the nine.com site, which is an escort service - she's admitedly bisexual, guessing he loves them dirty. Still no pics of her with his family... with no family love there won't be a wedding he's too close to his moms and dads.

Judi said...

He won't marry her. He won't marry anyone again. He has said so repeatedly. I believe him.

la said...

According to various intarweb sources, Sarah used to be a party girl for hire, she'd go round to hotels where promoters were having functions and, um, entertain. There are pictures of her out there somewhere. She's basically T&A for hire as someone else once said. Marie Claire is doing George a very kind favour by trying to big his girl up. Fact is, and a sad fact it is too, George Clooney likes skank.

P.B.S. aka Ms. F said...

Sexecution

When I type in nine.com I get a betting site..is this the same site?

Kory said...

I wish we could get the rumors straight. No pun intended. I am also surprised that no one came in here and said that he was gay. Is he gay or a skank lover or both?

Sweater said...

I think she also worked as a 'contract' girl (heh) for different companies, like Bud Lite and Redbull. Here are some promo shots she took while working for Redbull. Keep in mind she allowed these to be taken expecting Red Bull to use them on their site.

(NSFW. Well, kinda SFW because dirty parts are dotted out, but still gross)

http://mavrixonline.com/mavrixonline/2007/10/clooneys_girl_goes_commando.html

Boy if that isn't pure class, I don't know what is..

Beth said...

She was a professional escort for various companies. nine.com is one of the comapnies she worked for. She and three other girls would go around conventions in tight titty tops and hooter short-shorts and throw around nine.com souvenirs. Then at night, they'd show up to "entertain" the conventioneers. There's video of it out there on the web.

Oh, and here's the lovely and demure Sarah hard at work at her serious $200K "waitress" job. Warning, NSFW. So for all you "oh, you can make good money as a high end waitress", yeah right. I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya.

http://mavrixonline.com/mavrixonline/2007/10/clooneys_girl_goes_commando.html

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