Friday, September 05, 2008

Ted C Blind Item

Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very famous half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are good looking. Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and they've done this for years.

Not saying they've had orgies after the PTA meetings every other Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at all. And even though Shirley and her man are currently doing their damnedest to patch things up, we're told it's just because they want to look more together in their fancy neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this latest effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work).

Shirley's bitchy friends—who just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even heavens—are most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their fave reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last? "Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-haired broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't think."

Love! It's all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have written before he croaked, starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway, things don't look too sweet for sour Shirl's and her hubby—a happy 'n' squeaky ending does not appear forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude with the board ain't the only cat in this pussy's bag.

40 comments:

Sylvia said...

Tony & Eva??

Kraymond19 said...

What?

RagDoll said...

Tori & Dean? The Aaron Spelling mention would be pretty ballsy, if that's the case. But it would seem so...

RagDoll said...

oops. Maybe not. No one ever accused Tor Spelling of being "good looking"

Cheryl said...

The ain'ts are Annette Bening, Kate Capshaw, and Hillary Clinton.

Are we looking for someone politically active? The blind also rules out Tom and Hanks.

Cheryl said...

Tom and Rita Hanks

Ella B. said...

The "they've done this for years" leads me to believe it's a couple who has been married for more than 2 or 3 years.

I'd love to say Posh and Becks, but I can't see her bony ass out surfing.

Cheryl said...

Surly is a good word for the perpetually non-smiling Posh though. PTA meeting make me think of them too as their image as good parents is an important part of "brand Beckham".

triunfopark said...

Ashton & Demi, David & Courtney (Shirley Surly aka Courtney Cox plus the "friends" reference), Kevin & Kyra ?

farmgirl said...

Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins

"Both married types" means they are not married - just act like it

lyz said...

I don't think its Posh and Becks b/c he's been in the news plenty for messing around with his assistant, etc. I don't that her messing w/ a surfing instructor would do them in.

If he's talking about politically active, what about Ashley Judd? She's done some "charity" stuff before....

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Ice Angel said...

This is Madonna and wasn't this a blind from last week?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

"The Awful Truth"....

Come on -- Ted couldn't leave a bigger clue if he tried.

(1) Good-looking married couple.
(2) In the news.
(3)Currently doing their damndest to patch things up.
(3) "The ________ Truth"

Anyone? Anyone?

Kristen S. said...

The Awful Truth is the name of Ted's column.

Blondie said...

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell

Judi said...

I'm with IceAngel. I think it's Madonna and Guy. "Board" may be euphemism for "bat."

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

@kristen: True dat.

But how often does Ted mention his own column's name in his blinds? Never. This is the first time I've ever seen him do it. and there's usually a purpose behind pretty much everything he puts in there.

And it's just coincidence that Ted drops "The Awful Truth" into a blind in a week where the former star of "The Naked Truth" and her husband are in the news, and fit the details of the blind to a T???

BinkyM said...

Given that he used the word "Matronly" and then used matronly types for his "ain'ts," we're looking for older types. The people guessing Tori Spelling and Eva Longoria aren't paying attention.
While Tea Leoni's got big problems right now, I don't think she qualifies as a "matron" yet.

Goldie Hawn, Susan Sarandon, and Madonna are matrons, but I haven't heard that they are trying hard to patch up their relationships. Madonna, though, can't seem to dodge rumors about her marriage. Are there surfing instructors in London, though?

Kelli said...

Madonna would NEVER go out in the sun and ruin her face. Remember when she wrapped herself up in a blanket a while back and sat on the beach?? There's no surfing on her horizon, that's for sure.

Definitely an older couple in the news a lot lately....who doesn't smile a whole lot..and they've been together for years. Definitely someone politically active, hence the reference to 'visible lately'....

not a famous adrian said...

I'm kind of thinking Demi/Ashton.

margarita said...

I'm thinking Bruce Springsteen and Patti Scialfa...they've been together forever but had a pretty well-publicized separation a few years ago that included marriage counseling. "Fancy neighborhood" - everyone in the town where they live knows everyone else's business, I can see why it would be important for them to be seen together. "Big-haired broads" = every Jersey chick ever.

Ed said...

This is a far off guess but could it be Leo Dicaprio and Bar whatever her last name is

not a famous adrian said...

Bar lives in Israel. And somehow they don't strike me as having a genuine relationship.

CityGirl said...

Dr McSteamy & Rebecca Gayheart

BinkyM said...

Oh, absolutely, it's Bar and Leo. She's SOOOOO matronly.

(snark)

nursekelly said...

I think it's julia roberts and danny moder

danny moder is a HUGE surfaholic

Catherine said...

Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna??

Catherine said...

Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna??

Catherine said...

Wasn't there pics of Sarah Michelle Gellar surfing? Not that I think Freddie Prinze would cheat, but a girl can dream can't she??

Grace said...

This is a "highly visible couple these days." Harry and Lisa are not. Goldie and Kurt are not.

Someone on eonline wrote, "Courtney Cox * they had a pic of her the other day on a surf board."

How about Cindy Crawford?

Lisa said...

I can't believe nobody has guessed Will and Jada. They're all over the news with their scientology school about to get picketed. This blind talks about school a lot, and I think "matronly" could be ironic, because Jada is anything but matronly.

palealebrew10 said...

I reallyreallyreally think this is Ashton and Demi. "Married" types? Ashton-"What Happens In Vegas".."Just Married"

Demi has been married before. Surfs a lot. Unified domestic front? Makes me think of Demi, Bruce, their kids, and then Ashton. PTA meetings? 3 kids.

Their "marriage" has always seemed odd. Seriously something just does NOT fit there.

amster said...

John Travolta and Kelly Preston

jlb said...

Warren Beatty and Annette Benning

Starburst said...

jlb, Annette Benning is a NOT.

Oooh, John Travolta and Kelly Preston! But are they in the news a lot?

Demi is FAR from matronly.

Madonna all the way.

jlb said...

lol Thank you - I missed that she was.

sandman said...

i agree with the travolta/preston.
travolta nails the matronly clue.

ea73 said...

Michelle Pfieffer and her husband? (I'm blanking out on his name.)
Robin Wright Penn and Sean Penn?

Miss X said...

I can't believe no one's guessed Ben Afleck & Jen Garner yet.

New house, def into politics...and we've seen pics of Jen surfing (or paddle surfing??)...though she's pg now doesn't mean she coudln't still be carrying on an affair with surf instructor.