Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Pamela Anderson Found Someone She Hasn't Had Sex With


According to The Mirror, last month, Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson had a string of dates at Shutters Hotel in Malibu. Ummm. Don't get me wrong because I would love for this to be true and I can make a lot of snark about something like this, but Shutters Hotel is in Santa Monica, not Malibu, and it really wouldn't be all that cloak and dagger if it were Shutters because they let anyone in there. Sure, it's nice. Actually it is really nice, but if you can afford the food or drink there, then it is open to anyone. Plus, I really don't think Michael Jackson does the beach. Oh sure, he will get in a sand box with you, but I guarantee there will be a group shower later and an inspection from Michael to make sure you didn't miss a spot.

So, when The Mirror says that Michael and Pamela had a few quiet drinks at the bar, I'm wondering where this exactly happened because people would be all over them. There is not really a VIP area because it is a hotel bar. It is not a club. Tourists mix with locals and celebs and everyone gets their drink and their suntan on.


Lets just assume the story is true. Lets just suspend disbelief. Why would it be true? Pamela is filming a reality show and landed Michael Jackson. That would be a huge ratings boost. Maybe Michael has a crush on Tommy Lee or Pam's kids and figured this was the best way to get close to them. Or, maybe Michael has the largest Baywatch collection in the world and needed Pamela to sign things for a few hours. Maybe Michael is going to be on the VMA's this weekend and wanted to try and recreate the whole Lisa Marie Presley thing. If my vote counts in all of this, I am going with the VMA thing. Either that or the crush on the kids. Maybe Michael is in fact, the only guy in the world Pamela hasn't slept with. See, if I'm the Mirror and I get all the other stuff wrong, I would just go for one of the above and just go with that. It sounds much more interesting anyway than cloak and dagger dates and Pamela being flirty. Please.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the headline should read "Pamela Anderson Finds Someone She Hasn't Milked Money Out Of Yet". What happened to the Sheik?

Anonymous said...

And please, we all know he isn't sitting in a bar somewhere having drinks with a busty blonde. Can you really imagine him just sitting there all normal, in his wheelchair, sipping some daiquiri through the bottom of his face mask while talking in that Mickey Mouse voice of his about...what? What would those two possibly have to talk about.

The British paps just draw names out of a hat when it comes time to making up stories, dont they?

Cheryl said...

I wonder which jammie bottoms he wore to the bar. Did they have footies?

not a famous adrian said...

He is such a germaphobe-- I can't believe he would get within 500 feet of her.

Grace said...

Ya know, she would "date" him if the price was right.

captivagrl said...

anything for attention, anything.

Anonymous said...

that would be a sex tape that I found more disgusting than the Verne Troyer one.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Does the rate for a beard go up or down depending on their skankiness?

Ernestine said...

"He is such a germaphobe-- I can't believe he would get within 500 feet of her."

Holy crap Adrian! You are SO right!

Dead Kennedy said...

I didn't fuck either of them. And I'm Dead Kennedy, live from the porta potty on my boat, drifting aimlessly in the Atlantic...

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