Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Anonymous Finds Tickets Easy To Get


Did you hear about the ticket broker in New York who bought 1,000 tickets for All My Sons? You know, the play starring Katie Holmes that always confuses me with the television show My Three Sons. Last time a reporter interviewed the broker, he had sold about 100 of the tickets he had purchased, and that was only at a steep discount. Apparently the Scientology people are not doing a very good job of ensuring sellout after sellout of the production. You know they could, but maybe they won't because Tom wants it to close so Katie can come home. So, since no one else was buying any of the tickets to opening night, why not Anonymous? In addition to the special surprise outside the theatre opening night, members of Anonymous will be scattered throughout the audience. Nothing like a sea of masks in the audience. The great thing is none of the Scientology thugs can really do anything about it. There is no law about wearing a mask inside a theatre, especially so close to Halloween. What would be really cool though is if they wore masks of characters from Tom Cruise films.

Plus, no one will even care how awful Katie is in the play because everyone will just be talking about Anonymous and what they did. Every story across the globe about the play that night will join together Katie, Tom, Scientology and Anonymous. Brilliant.

12 comments:

Timothy Drake said...

It's great to see Anonymous in the news here. I wonder if everyone knows that Anonymous is a group of anti-scientology folks or if that should be more explicit earlier in the article? I forget what their website is. It might be xenu.net. Apart from donning masks and having fun protests, they've pulled together a lot of good information.

$cientology isn't just another weird religion or shameless scam. I wish Anonymous wouldn't use the masks because while there's plenty funny about $cientology, from what I understand there are work laws being violated and the lives of children being put at risk every day by the "church" and that's not funny.

jax said...

lol. i saw tropic thunder last night and that scene at the end made it worth every penny.

go anons go!

Timothy Drake said...

Or rather... they should use masks but not funny ones.

not a famous adrian said...

At what point will KatE start regretting her contracted marriage? It seems to have only hurt, not helped her career. I did like her very much in "Pieces of April", but I doubt I would ever want to see her in anything else.

Ayesha said...

Contrary to everyone else, I would love to see this show. I love the other cast members, and I would love to critique Katie's acting. Plus it would be fun playing "Spot The $cientos" during intermission.

Dave said...

I'm assuming the theater could refuse to let them enter if they choose to do so, I assume it's a private establishment.

Paisley said...

How did Dianne Wiest get caught up in this mess? Aren't her plays normally sold out?

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Dianne got caught up in this mess cause Tom/Katie's bat shit craziness ruins everything and everyone it comes near. Poor Dianne.

Oh and ENT, forget masks of his characters....just get a mask with one of those crazy, toothy grins of his. That would be hella funny but the rest of the cast would prolly run away screaming. Or laughing. Hard to call that one.

Gracious said...

Hi there. To the relief of Katie, Tom, the theater and just about everyone who attends the debut performance, the talk about Anons wearing masks INSIDE the theater is just that. Talk. Not intended seriously.

Feel free to read Anon plans as they are made: http://forums.enturbulation.org/15-media/protests-planned-katie-holmes-broadway-show-opening-27941/

WTF said...

If Anons are there will Tom & the $cio's still show up?

redgurl72 said...

Forget the masks - they should all just jump up on their chairs whenever Katie has a scene and yell "I love this women!". It's an oldie but a goodie.

FreeThinker said...

timothy..

anonymous is NOT a anti-scientology group..

they just chose to fight against them..

for now..

and the foreseeable future..

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