Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Angelina Jolie Collapses On Set


I love when some tabloid brings out the whole collapses on set story. I think it jacks up the drama level from boring like, "Brad locked out of the house" to something way more cool like,"will she die?", or "She only eats paste to survive." When someone collapses or you saw them sitting on the ground in between takes and figured they must have technically collapsed to get into that position, it makes the speculation much more fun. I would much rather guess whether heroin use led to a collapse than if someone is going to have four or five bridesmaids for their mythical upcoming wedding.

Now Magazine is reporting that Angelina collapsed on the set of Salt. "It all got too much for Angelina. She collapsed between takes, complaining of shortness of breath and dizzy spells. To be fair, it was after she'd filmed a strenuous scene in which she ran around the set, but it was still shocking to see her crumble. There was something very wrong with her fitness levels if she couldn't handle a couple of action scenes."

Shortness of breath and dizzy? She is probably pregnant. Either that or she isn't eating. I guess last month producers allegedly told her she needed to eat something because she kept losing weight and there is only so much CGI in the budget to make it look like she was the same weight throughout the entire movie. The picture above was taken on the set of the movie. She looks healthy to me, but then again she is just standing there and someone might be down at her legs propping her up so she can read her lines. See? So much more fun than whether or not she has spoken to Jennifer Aniston about Brad's snoring.

32 comments:

Mooshki said...

Hee! Enty, you funny.

Harriet Hellfire said...

It does look like her new movie has a lot of action in it. Then again, a lot of people do action movies without collapsing. Then AGAIN, she might not have collapsed, she may just have sat down for a bit. Then YET AGAIN, she does look like she could use a sandwich or two.

Pookie said...

there's something about her that just isn't on the up-and-up. idk what it is, but she's shady.

palealebrew10 said...

Took a trip over to Ian Undercover and they're suggesting it's methh. Yikes.

canadachick said...

paleale......that site is ridiculous...with his "inside sources" ....we can all make things up. I dont' know if she's on or off drugs ...or separated or not..but i wouldn't use his site for reference....JMO

AnonMom said...

What is the deal with Ian Undercover, anyway?

Mooshki said...

LOL, Harriet!

shazzzba said...

WRAPPED UP IN FUR, WHO KNOWS...BUT I SAW TOMB RAIDER THE OTHER NIGHT...AND SHE LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL...SHE'S NEVER BEEN HEAVY ALWAYS SLENDER ARMS AND LEGS BIG CHEST, A WOMAN...BUT THIS....EAT !!!! FOOD IS YUMMY...RIGHT ENTY.

figgy said...

One of Ted Casablanca's recurrent blind vices is about an A-list actress who does heroin big time, and it's generally thought to be Angelina.

Mind you, I have no basis for passing along this rumor. It's just fun.

juicy said...

How can you say she looks healthy? She's wrapped head to toe in a big fur wrap of some sort!

Other pictures of her lately look downright disturbing. She's nothing but skin and bones and completely unattractive. And this isn't the first "angie collapses" story. There have been quite a few the last few years. I mean seriously, is what she does THAT strenuous?

I don't know what the real story is, but I agree with Pookie, she is shady. I wouldn't be surprised if she's back on the bad shit

AnnMarie said...

She's been off the front pages for about two weeks.
THAT'S why she collapsed.
Attention withdrawal...aaand now her fix.

AnnMarie said...

She's been off the front pages for about two weeks.
THAT'S why she collapsed.
Attention withdrawal...aaand now her fix.

Sylvia said...

Wasn't the collapse story used for the movie that she came out before?

juicy said...

Just google "jolie collapse" and look at the myriad of stories over the past few years. What healthy person collapses THAT much? 6 kids or not.

Impertinent Vixen said...

Stay down, Angelina, stay down!

Norah said...

oh gross that outfit

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Miranda said...

@juicy ... I don't think a lot of stories about passing out necessarily mean there's something drastically wrong. I'm fairly anemic so passing out a few times a year for me is pretty common :)

Honestly, I really think it's just been a slow celebrity news week and Angelina stories always sell, no matter how mundane.

palealebrew10 said...

canadachick-yeah the site does not seem very credible, I'll agree. I actually just discovered the site last week. I do think that drugs are somehow at play here, though.

She's lost her sex appeal IMO. She looks brittle and old. She looked great with curves. But it works into the theory of how Brad likes his woman scary-skinny.

linnea said...

palealebrew - really? hasnt she always been like that though? I mean, she was always skinny...

Anotheramy said...

Ian Undercover used to have some interesting "inside information" but Brangelina must remind him of his mother or something because its all about them, all the time now. Most of it is so ridiculous its not believable even if the subject is AJ.

OT Angie has an obvious eating disorder, I would like to say I dont believe it but between having 6 kids and not eating it probably is true.
As for the reasoning that she has a troop of nannies, I think with all the bad you can say about her, she is one of the few that actually try to be an active parent. 99% dont.

rummer said...

Heroin is a helluva drug.

AnonMom said...

About Angie and heroin, there have been a series of blinds throughout the years alluding to this, and even Enty alluded to this in a recent random pic, where it was late at night, and she was wearing sunglasses, looking like she was on the influence of something.

The original blind was about a family-woman with a partner who hung out with Marilyn Manson, an old druggie pal, one night, came back totally looped up and scared the bejeezus out of her partner, aka Brad Pitt.

Ernestine said...

Angelina looks like shit. She has NOT aged well. I CANNOT believe she now looks like this. It's as if Gisele Bundchen morphed into Phyllis Diller overnight or something. Okay, not really, but the change IS extreme. Homegirl went from a dark swan to an anorexic emu.

And she's wearing chinchilla, so fuck her. I don't care if it's for a movie. It's fur. She's dead to me.

Judi said...

Bunch o' bunk.

J said...

How can anyone look at her and think that she is well? She WAS actually curvier at one time. She was filled out when she filmed the George Wallace movie(pre-Gia).

IDK if its drugs or anorexia, but something is obviously WRONG. Between her appearance and fainting spells, its safe to say

Enty alluded to the heroin rumors in this blind also

bionic bunny! said...

if she has health problems (anemia, low blood sugar) that cause her to collapse, won't she lose her pilot's license?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Ernestine--it's entirely possible that it's fake fur; they've got some really high-quality fakes these days, and plenty of actors/actresses will insist on using them instead of the real thing. Now, one could argue about the relative morality of even appearing to wear fur, even if it's fake, but that's probably an argument for another blog...

Also, doesn't she have a history of eating disorders from her teens onward? Could be that, could be drugs, could be just plain run-down; whatever it is, here's hoping she gets some help and starts feeling better soon, esp. for the kids' sakes.

SDgirl said...

I think she looks healthy and gorgeous... btw, that IUC site is truly laughable. And, this particular story I believe originated there!

B626 said...

Is it a lack of food problem or a chemical problem?

claudia hermione said...

she looks healthy, ha! really? i mean, really? thin, good, hot, lean, sexy... all of those, fine. but healthy? HEALTHY? that chick hasn't looked healthy in years. bwa ha ha! i spit my laxative all over my screen when i read that.

shazzzba said...

SHE WAS FAINTING WHEN FILMING WANTED....THEY HAD A REAL PROBLEM...I'M AMAZED THEY DON'T HAVE A HEALTH CLAUSE IN HER CONTRACT....I WONDER WHAT SHE WEIGHS...SHES 5'10"
I BET SHE BARELY WEIGHS OVER 100 POUNDS...HER ARMS AND LEGS ARE LIKE STICKS...