When you read the headline you were probably telling yourself that for it to be true I must have gone on a diet. I can assure you that there is no diet in my present or future. As long as I don't actually go over 399 pounds I am happy. I eat a lot of food. Often.
Apparently though, if you believe Heidi Montag's Twitter she eats even more food than me. I haven't really paid attention to Heidi's Twitter because I really try and avoid her or anything to do with her as much as possible. Over the weekend though, FW made me look at Heidi's Twitters because, they are some of the funniest lies ever to grace a Twitter account. Lets take a look shall we?
i ate 2 large pizzas im in a food coma.. time for cookies and cream
The above was posted about 10am Sunday morning. So, yes, I can eat two large pizzas, and if the ice cream was good enough I could probably shovel some of that down after. However, there are not many people who could, and Heidi Montag is definitely not one of them. But wait, it gets better.
in n out is the best
Now, while it pains me to agree with Heidi, she is correct about In N Out being the best. What kills me about this post though is she posted it 3 hours after she allegedly ate 2 pizzas and ice cream. Even I would be hard pressed to go eat In N Out three hours after such a huge meal. I guess she would like us to believe she is pregnant or bulimic, but there is no way she ate all of this in a 3 hour span. I would though love to see her try.
All of her posts are incredibly ridiculous and utterly full of crap, but, at least they give you a laugh.