Thursday, June 04, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This actor is C list, and has done 90% television. At one time in the not too distant past he was B list and decided to roll the dice for A list and came up empty. Since that roll of the dice it has been all downhill at a very fast rate. Even though our actor barely works, he was on a very big hit show for several years. People recognize him. He doesn't have a problem picking up women to take home. The other night he had four competing for his attention at a nightclub. A very crowded club. Instead of being a gentleman about his potential one night stand for that night, our actor said the one who took off the most clothes and got the most dirty while standing on the table would get to go home with him. All four ended up getting completely naked. This resulted in the actor and the women being asked to leave the club. When they got outside, our actor was asked who he had chosen and he replied, "None of you. I just wanted to see what you would do to f**k me."

121 comments:

maggiemei said...

David Caruso

121007 said...

matt le blanc

jb said...

At first glance I thought of Gale Harold but yes, it's obviously Caruso.

Booster Seat said...

I was gonna go with either of the Matthews from Friends. But moreso Matthew Perry because he was in a few hit movies with Bruce Willis but has done practically nothing since then.

The only movie I can think of for LeBlanc was the one with the baseball-playing monkey.

empyrios said...

LMAO at maggiemei's guess

i can totally picture Caruso doing that and he did roll the dice after NYPD Blue and came up empty as Enty stated.

i really like that guess. Nice one.

It's just me! said...

Matt Le Blanc for sure.

pomme said...

i'm whit Matt Le blanc team

It's just me! said...

Hasn't Caruso rebounded with CSI: Miami though? The blind says the actor barely works. I wouldn't call being the lead on a network hit (even if he JUST left the show) "barely working."

littlemanwhatnow said...

i actually think it's funny. girls in LA are such star fucking whores (well not all of them, I live in LA and am def not one of those types). what kind of women really would get naked just to fuck some celeb that isn't even a big deal anymore? even if he was brad pitt what kind of person would humiliate themselves? i just don't get it. i'm not trying to be mean to these women but what did daddy do to you to have no self respect?

Ice Angel said...

What a bunch of tramps. They so deserved that diss. Absolutely hilarious. I can't stand starf***ers.

surfer said...

Although this sounds like David Caruso, it can't be him because the blind says he barely works. DC is the lead on CSI Miami.

And those women are just pathetic.

Ice Angel said...

littlemanwhatnow.....wise minds think alike!

nancer said...

i want this to be caruso but i think the le blanc guess is better because of the 'barely working' part.
caruso crawled back on his knees after flopping in films and got a gig, at least.

Emobacca said...

That is fucking hilarious. Whoever this is I would like to shake his hand (while wearing a glove of course).

Isabel said...

@littlemanwhatnow: Um, did you never watch Flavor of Love or Rock of Love? These people (cause it ain't just women) have no self-esteem and humiliation is nothing new to them.
I would say Matt Le Blanc, but is he even C-list? Caruso sounds better.

Paisley said...

All of the Friends actors were A list when the show was on.

Karmen said...

David Caruso's still on the show. Not him. Ew, seriously, who would want to bang him? That's beyond ick nast. *cringes*

Matt LeBlanc makes sense. Hasn't done much since the spin off, but when did he roll the dice not too long ago? Lost in Space was 11 years ago, and that seems to be the only decent attempt to be A list, but end up in as fail.

SkittleKitty said...

Is there any other star (besides Caruso, whose CSI Miami role seems to lock him out of this) who left a series at a very high point to do movies?
Clooney, of course, but who didn't have Clooney's post-ER career (besides Caruso post-NYPD Blue)?
I think the Friends-sters are good guesses (I can believe LeBlanc in particular), other than the fact that they all left the show together/agreed to end it.

Cecilia00 said...

Mark-Paul Gosselar (sp?)

Karmen said...

Isabel - Right on the nail. That's the only reason why multiple women would throw themselves at a washed up celebrity who resembles a rat.

LauraM said...

Hmmmm.... This is one of my favorite blind items ever. Enty is on a roll today. All of his posts have been hilarious, I love it!
Anyway, David Caruso is a great guess, BUT, he's currently working. My guess is Matthew Perry. I think ever since The whole nine yards fiasco and that movie with Selma Hayek, it has been downhill for him. I think it's him, because he does barely work, (he was barely in that 17 again movie) and Matt LeBlank has virtually done No Work. Oh and what he did to those girls was hilarious. They deserved it! I mean, how low can you go? Obviously for these girls, you could never be too low to score with a anybody from hollywood...

MontanaMarriott said...

This smells like Matt LeBlanc who according to a friend of mine in the sex business also has a penchant for Trannies.

Rocket Queen said...

Caruso's working steadily, so it can't be him. Just checked imdb, Matt is single so more likely him. That being said, this could be a lot of guys.

Karmen said...

Zack from Saved by the Bell is actually working now. He's on Raising the Bar.

It's just me! said...

The "rolling the dice" part was Le Blanc attempting to lead a sitcom spin-off, at which he failed miserably. None of the "Friends" cast could have pulled that off, IMO.

lorelie8 said...

Wilmer Valderrama

Cecilia00 said...

Karmen, thank you.

Then I guess Mario Lopez.

For some reason, the Saved By The Bell guys are just in my head.

Stephen said...

How about Jimmy Smits?

nancer said...

i don't agree everyone on 'friends'was A list when it was on. le blanc was never more than B list, even on that show, in my opinion.

Dijea said...

Mark Paul Gossellar has a TNT Series so I say NO to him. As much I hate David Carusso he is working. I like any of the three guys from Friends.

I hate women like that. What stupid F***ers!

Jungle007 said...

I'd LOVE if this was Caruso!! I hate that bastard!!!

I doubt it's anyone from friends, mostly because a mass amount of people guess the cast of friends for EVERY blind about a male who did mostly t.v.
They can't be the answer to all of em! I'd say it's probably someone who "rolled the dice for A list" translation in jungle-speak to "acted in a movie about gambling but it flopped". Mostly t.v? James Caan has done lots of movies, or i'd say him. He was on that show las vegas from 2003- 2008(on a hit show for several years).
Hmmm
Mayve someone from the csi cast? George Eads?

It's just me! said...

James Caan a C-List TV actor? No way. Not when you've got The Godfather on your resume.

littlemanwhatnow said...

Isabel and Ice Angel

yay! it's true though about these reality tv whores too, it's just unreal.

i saw this one mtv reality trash competing for some rappers affection and these two dumb bitches got in a fight. the one told her that her mother was a whore and the other said my mom died and then the other proceeded to laugh and say, "well good she is dead, fuck your dead mother." and the other one started to cry. it chilled me to the bone how horrid these people are to each other (and a bit mad at myself for watching it)

there is no real tact and class anymore. and maybe there never was but at least people were more discreet about it.

robert said...

@It's just me!

That is what I was about to say. He tried to be the single lead and the show sucked.

Hehe, checking IMDB I was startled to see that he was in the Charlies Angels movies, big presence there...

robert said...

Oh, and James Caan has had steady work since 1971.

Lots of award nominations with a few of wins.

Nature Girl said...

Imediately thought of Matt LeBlanc as well.

Does having no credits since 2006 (w/failure of "Joey") count as hardly working?

I think he'd be C List just based on being Joey Tribbiani for 10 years.

Karmen said...

@ Cecilia - Can't say I blame you for having them on your mind. Zack will always be in my heart as one of my first TV crushes. Mario Lopez is just proof that cute boys with dimples are the biggest douchebags EVER! Me? Bitter? Naah.

Char said...

My first thought was Matt LeBlanc, even before I read the other comments. Just because of the "making a play for A list" thing, I thought of the show Joey, which, I guess if it had taken off (and been any good at all) he would have been the major star and had his own show and that could conceivably have made him A list.

Pookie said...

ooooooooooh....am liking the mario lopez guess. *jumps on train*

Dschingis said...

Matt leBlanc

Did really try it:

98 Lost in Space
98 Looking italian
2000 Charlie´s Angels 1
2001 All the Queens Men
2003 Charlie´s Angels 2

Then the fast roll downhill: Joey
also a "fast roll downhill": he got reeeally fat.

kittenkeane said...

REALLY hope this isn't Matthew Perry~ the Cahndler character was my alltime favorite.

That said, I have heard rumours that he may be what we call a "Summer's Eve".

:(((((((((

Jamie's Girl said...

Not Caruso. I think it is Matt LeBlanc too. Sounds like a douchebag, but isn't he also gay, which means he wouldn't take any of the girls home with him.

robert said...

I found him: http://imgur.com/5fr85.gif



/sorry

Missjenny619 said...

What about Noah Wyle? He seems like too nice of a guy, but who knows...

He's been in movies, but what is he up pto nowadays?

(IMDB is blocked at my office...how tragic is that?)

Cecilia00 said...

new guess - Benjamin Bratt?

He is married (I would think Enty would mention that) and works somewhat, but nothing huge IMO - and didn't he leave L&O to pursue a big film career?

kittenkeane said...

Also Stephen~ Jimmy Smits was recently on "Dexter"~ one of the best roles I ever saw him play, so hopefully not.

It's just me! said...

Ehhhhh...I don't know about Mario Lopez taking any big gambles after Saved By the Bell, and he does work a lot more consistently than others (A Chorus Line on Broadway, most recently). Elizabeth Berkeley wins the epic fail award for trying to jump to A-List after SBTB, though.

empyrios said...

robert that's wicked!

love Busey!!!

robert said...

Benjamin Bratt has also had steady work for a while.

Karmen said...

Yeah, Robert, I don't know if I should thank you or curse you for that gif.

cdoo said...

ugh - why are some girls so desperate?!?

robert said...

I'm making that gif my wallpaper.

Karmen said...

Missjenny619 - Your work really blocks IMDb? Are you serious? That made me die a little inside for you.

sunnyside1213 said...

Matthew Perry is dating Elizabeth Reeser from Twilight. Hopefully, he is not one of those scumbag cheaters.

muccimooch333 said...

What about Michael Vartan?

portlandgirl said...

Scott Baio?

Paisley said...

It's not the Friends guys. In a 2008 BI reveal (the 10 year blood donor), Matt LeBlanc was listed as a former A list television actor.

sunnyside1213 said...

Nooooooooooooo....Michael Vartan is in back to back movies right now. I love him.

Marisa said...

How about Jesse Metcalf

Sylvia said...

What an asshole whoever the guy is and the women what a bunch of stupid sluts.

Marisa said...

let me explain: he was in some tweener movie (s) and was hot on that DH show, until he left. C-List might be pushing it, but he is jobless and is known to be an uber-douche...

Nonesuch said...

What about Tim Allen?

David D. said...

Speaking of Scott Baio...how about Anson Williams?

Marisa said...

oh wait. Jesse Metcalf was only B List in his dreams. nevermind.

Ice Angel said...

Great Busey gif....love it!!!!

I'm surprised with all the Friends guesses, no one has mentioned Schwimmer.

Anyway, I agree that they were ALL A-list...a million dollars an episode certainly qualifies.

What about Eriq LaSalle? What has he done? He always seemed pretty full of himself.

Marisa said...

How about Jacob Pitts? He was in that gambling movie "21" [hence the 'decided to roll the dice' clue] and has been doing nothing since...

ardleigh said...

Just to be different.
Anthony Edwards.

selenakyle said...

I know who it is...a total dick.

Karmen said...

Anthony Edwards has done quite a bit of movies. Enty says this guy does 90% TV.

dana said...

why did i have mario lopez in my head the entire time?

shazzzba said...

THIS MAKES ME ASHAMED FOR MY SEX...HOW CAN ANYONE THINK SO LITTLE OF THEMSELVES...?

selenakyle said...

Ooooh, Eriq LaSalle is a good one...

Didn't we hear something about him being an ass? Something about a huge ego.

Sh*t, they ALL have huge egos though.

Beth said...

Matt LeBlanc

a) lives a quiet life and doesn't go clubbing.

b) already WAS A-list for awhile on Friends. Never went for much beyond "Joey" and is happy living off residuals and not working. Never "pulled a Caruso" trying to become a big movie star.

c) has been dogged by gay rumors for a long time.

This item is NOT LeBlanc.

selenakyle said...

And Caruso? ICK. I would be celibate for the rest of my life, that's how much I would SO not f*ck that hideous thing.

Cheryl said...

My first thought was Handy Manny

lorelie8 said...

Doesn't anyone think this might be Wilmer?

Catherine said...

I was thinking of Rob Morrow for some reason....

Mackenzie said...

Yeah, I'm thinking younger than the usual guesses. Wilmer Valderrama or Adam Brody.

ChrisH said...

While is does sound like something Wilmer would do, how did he ever make a play for the A list? Is Topher Grace a possibility? I kind of love him, so I hope not. But I thought after Traffic he'd transition easily to movie stardom - and he really hasn't. I haven't seen him in anything since that Spiderman 3 bollocks.

Kimberley said...

I agree that this is not a Friends cast member. Enty has referred to them as being A list while on the show. Also, taking the lead role on a show when you don't have a job isn't really a gamble. Right? It may have stunk, but its not like he gave up anything good to get there. (besides a little integrity)
As for who it really is... I don't know!

Miss X said...

Lorelie8 -- love the Wilmer guess!

CMM came to my mind since he just left OTH.

Stacy said...

This is so totally Wilmer Valderrama

anita_mark said...

None of the Friends actors left the show to try their luck, the show ran its course. And while that show was running, they were all A-list.

I want to say David Duchovny. I hope not because I'll always love Fox Mulder but he did leave when the show was big and didn't do much. The only reasons I think it might not be him is Californication and a sex addict would've taken all four girls home.

Jasmine said...

@MACKENZIE- yes, i'd definitely agree younger. while many starf*ckers would happily f*ck just about any famous guy, many i've seen would only do something that publicly shameless and exhibitionist if the "star" were younger and "hotter" looking vs an older actor whose star faded a long time ago.

with that line of reasoning, my vote is for Jesse Metcalfe - his "jump" being that hideous looking teen movie after DH...about killing his character? see, such an epic fail i don't even remember the name.

on a sidenote, my friends were all over how hot he was (height of DH days), then one night we see him in hollywood, completely devouring what i affectionately call a 'danger-dog' (i.e. bacon wrapped hot dog that are sold on the sidewalks of hwood after the clubs let out)...let's just say my friends no longer thought he was so cute afterward.

Jungle007 said...

ok ok... tim allen.

L1 said...

Robert Isler

You know, A.J. from The Soprano's.

"big hit" show

Jasmine said...

although, i could easily see this being Wilmer Valderrama too. there is a post on Lainey from Tuesday that describes how low he's gone in order to make $$: http://laineygossip.com/Wilmer_Valderrama_in_Vegas_posing_next_to_a_stuffed_doll_because_he_is_celebrity_poor_.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0


he went from dating starlets (at the time) such as Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan to....vegas parting with a life-size cartoon guy of Handy Man? Hmm...now that i think of it, i switch my vote to him! I can easily see 4 skanky wh*res at a vegas club doing this and it being "very packed/crowded" as Enty describes...

Jade, That Girl said...

Wilmer, for sure.

nunaurbiz said...

You're all wrong.

It's Tom Bosley!

(He paid me to say that LOL)

Lauren said...

Karmen, your Bret Michaels/rat comparison was enough to make me laugh and out loud and share with my husband.

Judi said...

Wilmer.

Goldhorse said...

How about David Spade?

Crabby Patty said...

what about gary dourdan (warrick brown) from CSI? he's got a rep for being pretty douchey, CSI is set in vegas (roll the dice) and according to imdb, he's attempted two movies (that look pretty crappy, imho) since his character died on csi.

probably unlikely, but he's the first one that came to mind...

ms snarky said...

my first, tragic, thought was Matt Perry, and I cry a little when I say that. I love, love, love him. For absolutely no good reason. I even liked Fools Rush In! Despite the really bad dialog.

However, you've all convinced me that it's not my Matty. Thank god.

So, David Caruso? Can you imagine any four girls wanting him? Please. Only in his clearly warped imaginary world. Way serious ick factor there. Skin crawling as I even consider it. Eek.

Even though concensus seems to be not the Friends guys (I agree that LeBlanc is probably tranny-friendly), it wouldn't shock me for this to be Ross. David Schwimmer made a play for film, didn't work, he hasn't done a whole lot recently, and he seems like he has an egoist arrogant side. Comes from not being particularly good looking.

I vote Schwimmer.

Lucky777 said...

All the "Dice' hints made ,e think Andrew Dice Clay...but I didn't really read th erest of the blind.

Ayesha said...

I'm pretty sure Matt LeBlanc is gay.

I like the Caruso guess.

P.S. What kind of pathetic bimbo would get naked on a table to get busy with a has-been? Dignity, ladies!

*girl said...

@kittenkeane: "Summer's Eve". I just spit a little coffee out when I read that. Awesomeness!

lyz said...

David Schwimmer hasn't done much since Friends. He's done some voice over and 1 episode of 30 Rock. I can totally see him doing this.

I think David Schwimmer thought he was going to be a big deal after Friends.

figgy said...

ms snarky, I first thought Matthew Perry too! And I like him and guiltily liked Fools Rush In. I hope it's not him too.

linnea said...

Im going to agree with all those who say the Friends cast are out of bounds here. They are so A-list, and have all been referred to as such in more than one blind!

Lin said...

Jesse Metcalfe for sure. He was photographed in front of Madame Royale just the other day.

Uncle Scoopy said...

I need to know who this is, so I can pay proper tribute - throw parades, build statues, possibly even erect a cathedral dedicated to his worship.

Carrie S. said...

I was thinking what you were thinking Chris H - Topher Grace. He did a few movies after "That 70's Show" with some big name stars, but then disappeared.

monkeybone3 said...

My first thought was Gale Harold as well. Caruso works on CSI so it can't be him.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

LeBlanc.

amymarie said...

I think it's Wilmer. He had his own show on MTV for awhile - something with Yo Mama jokes - so maybe that was his attempt to become A list (although pretty pathetic).

And if he is the voice of HAndy Manny then he is barely working because he is only working his voice, not his acting skills.

Funny Girl said...

My first thought was Noah Wyle.

David Schwimmer has been successful with directing projects after friends...

Lucky777 said...

David Spade

Carrie S. said...

Hmm...another guess...Zack Braff?

Jamie's Girl said...

Holy Guac! Enty said that absolutely all of our ANSWERS ARE WRONG! Let's get going on this again!

Jamie's Girl said...

French Stewart from 3rd Rock.

Ice Angel said...

Ewww...who would fight over f-ing French Stewart???

I'm guessing this must be someone attractive, at the very least.

cowgirl guide said...

the james vanderbeek(sp?) guy from dawson's creek

cuse-la said...

It's David Faustino

kittenkeane said...

Jason Alexander?

He was on Seinfeld all those years and also was on Celebrity Poker!

(ok, I got nothing. just really bored at work waiting for 5pm)

Lisa said...

Someone mentioned Topher Grace, but did anyone guess him? 2 spots in Ocean movies (poker scene ala "rolling the dice"). Late to the game guess

Tenley said...

Yikes! Entourage is what immediately came to mind and the only thing that came -- aside from the fact that almost any of the guys from the show could be the blind. I can't believe no one's guessed even one of those guys yet.

jayhawk said...

Michael Richards

Ella said...

Gale Harold? WTF? He doesn't have a reputation for acting like that, at all.

LACar523 said...

ROB LOWE, He left the West Wing and then took that show about being a Dr in a Las Vegas Hotel!

Kimberley said...

I like the Rob Lowe guess, but he's working on that Brother/Sister show. Right? This is frustrating! I wanna get this cuz it doesn't seem like it should be that difficult!