Thursday, December 24, 2009

Kim Kardashian Gets $10,000 Per Tweet


Do you know PRNewser? They are a company that is paid to talk about other companies. Put out press releases and that kind of thing. Anyway, they did a press release for one of their clients, Ad.ly, and they interviewed the co-founder. Well, Ad.ly is known for bringing advertisers and celebrity Twitter posters together. He let it slip in the interview that Kim Kardashian gets $10,000 per Tweet and that she does one ad Tweet a day. Seriously? That many people want to buy what she buys? She does have 2M followers, but $50K a week? For just saying stupid crap like go buy a pair of shoes at such and such a place. So lets see 140 characters times 5 is what? 700 characters a week and she makes more than 90% of teachers do in a year. Why? Because she made a sex tape.

While I admit she is attractive, she has no discernible talent. She doesn't sing or act or do anything that contributes positively to society. She has no athletic prowess. She has not invented anything. Yet, she makes over $2M a year just by posting one Tweet a day. I really need to f**k Ray J.

36 comments:

SFG said...

UGH this makes my blood boil. Especially at this time of year with so many people having a tough holiday thanks to being out of work. People with skills and craftmanship and intelligence. What needs to change in this society to STOP rewarding these inane narcissistic personalities with tons of cash?

Lady J said...

I really need to f**k Ray J.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Don't do it, he is looks like he is riddled with STDs.

chihuahuense said...

most STDs are treatable. I say the line starts here.

Little Red Leo said...

oh I'm sure she has a gift that she gives to everyone who gets a little too close to her.

It's like christmas all year round between her thighs, and she will give you that present.

Thisisridiculous said...

It's stupid Americans that make people like Kim and Paris famous. If I were in their shoes I would take advantage too, so let's not blame them for their "success?"

not on my dollar said...

Now you know why everybody wants to f--k a celebrity, tape it and get their own reality show.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

shelly_bean said...

omg "I really need to f-ck Ray J"!! that is hilarious!!!


Enty, thanks so much for posting on Christmas eve and keeping us who are stuck at work entertained. Have a wonderful, bacon-and-booze filled holiday big guy, we love you!

Pookie said...

i'm so in the wrong profession.

Harriet Hellfire said...

And from the looks of it, she isn't even that good at f*cking! I mean, talk about a boring sex tape!

shazzzba said...

NOW I'M REALLY PISSED....WHO IS SHE ? A BIMBO WHOHA THAT'S WHO....BOILING BLOOD I'M WITH YOU....

sunnyside1213 said...

Sorry Enty...I don't think she is that good looking.

I will be so glad when tweeting is dead. I am so over Twitter.

witwritergirl said...

Just what a currently unemployed, single mother wants to read the day before Christmas.
While I admire the pure lack of self esteem it takes to parlay ones sex life into a thriving business;she is at the end of the day the fancy fruit-filled lime jello on the buffet table of life. Very interesting to look at but- yuck really.

NotSoAnonMom said...

ARe you freakingkidding me???!!!

dbfreak said...

chihuahuense said...
most STDs are treatable. I say the line starts here.

LMAO! Thanks for the best laugh I've had all week : D

Vanessa said...

why are people mad at her....she is doing what she got to do to make money...if you were her would you not take the 10 grand b/c someone out there is suffering ( in which you had no cause in the suffering)...i know i wouldn't.

why are people calling her a slut...hatred for women has gotten so ridiculous and now people are saying she may have STDs b/c she has had sex....nice and so very klassy. B/c obviously if you are pretty, a woman, have sex, and had one sex tape released bt your ex-boyfriend....you must have be a slut and have sti.

Only in America.

She seems like a nice person and I am not going to hate on her for hte fact that she has used good financial sense and able to make money out of nothing.

The thing w/ the teachers and people starving....you need to talk to your gov't on why the choose not to do more to help those people.

look at yourself to see if you have done anything lately to help besides bitching & hating on others b/c they made millions out of nothing.

I respect her for the fact that she is making millions.

TheWatcher said...

Dear Vanessa? (Kardashian Friend), why do people like you write "only in America"? Generalizations like that are so profoundly assasine. You really need to get out more and see the world. I know for fact that people in many other countries agree with Enty about this nobody.

I don't know how you can say she seems like a nice person if you don't know her personally. I don't, but perhaps you do, Khloe, or Kourtney, or her mother, etc. It is ridiculous that anyone cares what any celebrity thinks about anything of importance, but it absolutely mind blowing to see that anyone cares what a sex tape leaker has to say. That's the part that is so crazy. It's her only claim to fame! For someone to throw that kind of money at a slightly retarded fame WHORE is unbelievable. But for you to condemn an entire country in defense of someone like her shows your sublime ignorance.

If you don't like what you read here, then don't visit. Watch out for that door hitting your big fat ass.

TheWatcher said...

And to Thisisridiculous...please stop throwing in "stupid Americans" in your posts. You live in America! You live in California and are perpetuating the generalization that Americans are stupid. Stupid people would have sufficed. You might be surprised to know that there are scores of Europeans and Asians that adore those fame whores. They are bigger celebrities there, than they are here. How stupid is that? If you don't like America or the United States, please leave. I do hope you realize that AMERICA includes more than the U.S...it makes you sound like one of those "stupid" Americans you were talking about

Mango said...

@ TheWatcher - I agree wholeheartedly

McDooks said...

To The Watcher- Woooooorrrd.

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

@TheWathcer - keep rocking the truth. THANK YOU!

chihuahuense said...

bravo! @ the watcher

Vanessa said...

THe watcher.


I can write only in america b/c i have lived in many countries and it is only in america that you have people hate on other people b/c they happen to make more money than others......
jealousy won't get you anywhere....and the slut slamming, insinuating that people of STDs and dragging woman down b/c they happen to have sex is just sick and disturbing...especially if you don't know the person.

You need to get off your high horse and stop being so judgmental.

The hate that woman get is so much more than the hate that the men get who are also involved in the sex tape.

This country if fill of moralistic hypocrites.

They cry about why can't teachers get payed more but than go whine about taxes being raised to pay for these teachers or they yell for tax cuts.

you guys are freaking ridiculous.


If you don't like what i have to post than don't post...and NOWHERE DID I SAY THAT I DIDN'T LIKE WHAT ENTY SAID but I DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS PICK ON ONE PERSON B/C THE GOV'T HAS REPEATEDLY FAILED TO DO ITS JOB IN PROVDING FOR TEACHERS AND THE POOR.

you are so pathetic if you can't read my post.

i don't hate the fact that she has used her skills to make a whole lotta money out of nothing.

If you want to blame someone about the fact that we have so money people on the streets not getting help or that so many social, gov't workers not getting paid enough...do something about it.

Capitalism at its finest.

Meg C.H. said...

I cannot wrap my brain around the fact that Kim Kardazzzzian gets to make $10,000 per Tweet while some of my friends and family are still out of work and struggling to pay their bills each month. I watch their stupid show, so I guess its idiots like me that keep ratings high and keep them getting richer. RIDIC.

TheWatcher said...

Ok, NESSA, you need to stay on track here. I was outraged about your "only in America" comment to begin with. Then I gave my opinion on that whore.

Let's review...the Hilton Ho and the Kim Ho were best priends. The Hilton Ho makes a sex tape and it gets "leaked' with her permission. Presto! Now she's a celebrity. The Kim Ho and her Boyfriend Ho make a sex tape and it gets "leaked" with her permission and PRESTO AGAIN she's a celebrity, and so is he. SLUTS abounding and tapes a playing. She "used her skills" all right. Who doesn't have sex skills by the time they're 25? Getting paid to tweet and twitter and facebood and spacebook and whatever next stupid waste of time comes along, is beyond ridiculous. But to be paid because you got banged and put it out there to seek fame whoredom is a travesty. She is talentless and that's a fact. Being a BLOW JOB artist is not a talent. Doing it for money makes you a SLUT! She is, therefore, a SLUT!

Now you're throwing teachers, "money people on the streets"?, the poor, high horse and taxes into the mix.

To top it off, you provoke us with your "Capitalism at its finest" remark in closing.

Again, I beg you to leave my country if you dislike it so much. Do you know the alternatives to capitalism? There are plenty of countries that would welcome you. Oh, and you won't be able to sell those sex tapes there that you think are so skillful. They'll just exterminate you for not knowing your womanly place. And once again, I implore you to educate yourself before shooting your mouth off.

juicy said...

Who is this Vanessa character? She is very entertaining today! :) Must still be winter break for the kiddies.

shakey said...

That explains why, when I stumbled across either Kourtney or Chloe's tweets, there was an ad on there. Thought that was strange.

(Sorry if someone else posted about this. Christmas Day, so I don't have the leisure of reading through as usual. Merry Christmas!)

c17 said...

@ TheWatcher -

If people didn't watch her show or follow her tweets, she wouldn't be making money. Simple as that. Blame the people keeping her in business, not her for capitalizing on it.

And what's wrong with being a "slut"? If it wasn't for them, people like you would prolly NEVER get laid.

J-Mo said...

~so please, let's not watch her show! or is it actually interesting? I truly hope not. One time I watched Paris Hilton judging her potential BFF's and couldn't bear it for longer than a minute tops. I implore you, if you're bored and the Kardashian show is on, switch to a Canadian cooking channel!!!

TheWatcher said...

c17, if you had read all the posts, you would see that I don'tcare that she's a slut. I just think it's ridiculous that someone with no discernable talent would be paid like that for no reason. You don't know me, so you don't know my sexual situation, but that was pretty childish of you to say something so silly. What does a slut like her have to do with my sex life? I'm a woman, not a man, and I'm not a lesbian. That was even more assanine than some of the things nessa wrote. Wow.

J-Mo, I agree!

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Anonymous said...

Vanessa, glad to see all mentally disabled sluts have a spokesperson!

Ariel said...

I loath Kim Kardashian. She is a low rent porn failure and a slut.
Do us all a favor and post less about her in 2010

Carrin said...

Wow- stating that only in America do we get jealous of people who make money and are a success? (I have a hard time describing any of the Kardashaians as a success but whatever.) England invented the sport of hating on those who succeed in any way shape or form. Not knowing this makes me doubt the veracity of anything else you write.

And, oh yeah, Kim seems like a slag. SO not jealous....

Kristen S. said...

I admire rich folks who make their livings by, you know, WORKING. I despise mentaly deficient fame whores who get rich by lying down and giving a few insincere "oh baby"s on tape.

amanda rae said...

Vanessa-

Good to see that making money is the reason you respect people. Only in America, right?

Personally, Kim can make all the money she makes, with my blessing. I wouldn't want to be in her shoes for any amount of money, but then again, I have self-respect and would rather die than be famous for getting f*cked on camera. So really, does money make it all better? Does it make it worth it? Some people may say yes, but not me. Money cannot buy everything...

zandra said...

We can all stop this dead in it's tracks. Don't buy anything this whore is shilling. If companies feel she's not making them money they will quit paying her. She drives a Bentley, she lives in a multimillion dollar home which she got by letting some zlist loser piss on her face in a porn, an sucking up to Ryan Seacrest - he's made her fabulously wealthy. Don't listen to his shows or watch them, eventually she will go away. Her mother is truly the one driving the Kardashian train and remember there are several more of them in the wings waiting to take your money and live well too.