Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Jamie Lynn Sigler & Jerry Ferrara Split?


I don't usually even bother to take the time to write stories about couples splitting but I will make an exception for this one. According to The NY Daily News, Jamie Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara are no more. They have split. Gone their separate ways. They were practically split on Entourage anyway so this shouldn't be a problem for the show and meanwhile Jamie Lynn can start focusing on more important things. Like me. Oh how my heart broke when she started dating Jerry. Long time readers will know how I had even promised to drop beneath 400 pounds if she would go on a date with me. Well, since that time, I have gained a few more pounds so lets just say that if she went out with me I would drop beneath 425 at least for one night.

Of course this all could just be tabloid nonsense too. The report just says they were spotted on separate coasts partying with their friends and in Jerry's case with a lot of female friends. We shall see. Meanwhile I guess I better start looking for some diet bacon.

13 comments:

jax said...

ahh Enty...i think it was Chris Rock who said about Jermaine Dupri and Janet getting together. "it's like finding out something was on sale YESTERDAY!"

don't worry..once a chubby chaser always a chubby chaser. you still got a shot.

Miss(pdx) said...

ha ha jax


enty just wrap some bacon around some tofu or something... you should be fine.

.robert said...

http://bacontoday.com/bacon-flavored-diet-coke/

JustJenn said...

LMAO at diet bacon.

dj said...

poor Enty - this is a shitty time of year to try to diet!

Sporky said...

For some reason, I thought these 2 had broken up a while back. Oh well, good luck Enty!!

mooshki said...

Enty, big, soft shoulders are even better for crying on. Forget the diet bacon and invite her over to the basement for some comforting! ;)

Pookie said...

somewhere eva don't-you-know-who-i-am mendes' heart is breaking, enty. she remembers when she was your #1.

sunnyside1213 said...

I would suggest turkey bacon for dieting, but it just isn't the same. :-(

Unknown said...

There's always the old school Atkins plan, the nothing but bacon diet!!

nunaurbiz said...

Wasn't there a recent blind about a couple splitting up after the holidays after they pretended to exchange presents? Could this be the blind arriving early? :-/

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

They looked barely interested in each other back at the Emmys, so September?

Leah said...

Dang, I loved these two together, they were so adorable!

May you and your bacon live happily ever after.

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