Friday, July 30, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

With those somewhat closeted chicks Terry Tush-Trade and Venetia Vag-O-Matic still lurking behind their closet doors, how very refreshing is it to see Jerry Menage-e-No at least peek out from behind hers! Sure, Jerry's no Ellen DeGeneres, for sure, but Jerry's certainly got folks thinking she's preppin' to come kinda out super soon.

See, there's a gal who's already pretty much friggin' out there, sexually, and Jerry's buds are convinced this is the woman she's emulating, PR-wise:

Jodie Foster.

You know, the woman who's never really said one way or another but who mentions her "girlfriend" in acceptance speeches, and such. Never sues when the rags say she's gay, etc. And that's going to be precisely Jerry's style, according to her chums:

"She's not hiding it, but she won't answer relationship questions. She would never do a showmance—just doesn't think it's anyone's business about her personal life."

Also, like Foster did (for a while, at least), J.M. believes in being true to her gal. The lucky babe was all over the set of Jerry's recent hit movie, Imagined Proposal, coming to visit "all the time," say other castmembers.

Added the fellow actors: "[Jerry] is super open about it with cast and crew, and doesn't hide it with friends. Everyone in her circle knows."

Fabulous! But here's hoping Jerry decides to ultimately not take the Foster route and actually come out? I mean, who was Jodie really kidding all those years?

Maybe Sarah Palin, but we would imagine that's probably about it.

It Ain't: Jodie Foster, Emma Roberts, Sofia Vergara

29 comments:

valerie said...

I just hurt my brain trying to understand this one.

Ice Angel said...

Queen?

von said...

Ellen Page.

sunnyside1213 said...

Def Ellen Page.

shakey said...

Whomever it is, good for her for doing it the way she wants. I don't understand why everyone has to make an announcement. If we see you enough times with your S.O. and/or holding hands or arm-in-arm at an event with your S.O. and your S.O. is the same sex as you, then yeah, the average person will figure it out.

I think Ted ran dry on this one.

KellyLynn said...

I'm agreeing with Shakey. Also agreeing with the Ellen Page guess. She's a super-cool, talented actress, and doesn't need to answer any questions about her personal life.

Missjenny619 said...

HA! My first thought was Ellen Page too.

She kind of addressed it on SNL and I think she peeked out of the proverbial "closet" by doing so. It was a great skit.

I don't think anyone would be shocked and I think she is very talented and has a great future ahead of her.

Jamie's Girl said...

But isn't Ellen Page a fetus? Wouldn't this be someone a little older, like Kate Walsh?

KLM said...

Not Emma Roberts? How old is she, like 12??

I agree with everyone about Ellen Page, and also agree that not everyone has to have the big coming out shock!

KLM said...

Oh, turns out Emma Roberts is 18. I am getting old. Sigh.

Icecat said...

I agree with the Ellen Page guess, she so darn cute! Love her..

But I read this as someone older, too. I think the Queen guess is great...was she filming anything recently?

pomme said...

i'm also with Ellen Page team

Jessica said...

Just a heads up Ted... if you want equality for all sexual preferences, you need to stop spending every breath and every waking moment thinking, talking, writing, and guessing what sex someone wants to stick their dick in or rub their vag on. In case you haven't noticed, there aren't any blinds about someone that we all think is gay who is secretly straight now is there? Straight people are never expected to publicly come out and announce that they prefer to stick their dick in a vag or prefer to have their vag filled with a dick now do they? No, straight people don't spend their lives wonder who else is straight. Want equality? Quit acting like the subject is gasp-worthy in the first place moron. Oh, and take some writing classes.

Monica said...

Jessica - touche! I'd love to read about someone who is straight who we've all thought was gay until this point.

As for the Blind, I think it's Queen Latifa.

jess said...

Ellen Page is a great guess. The Jodi Foster way suits her.

BigMama said...

@monica - he did one like that I think and it was widely believed to be Zac Ephron. LOL But yeah, I find it annoying as well.

Ellin said...

I was thinking Dakota Fanning????

BigMama said...

sorry, make that Efron...

Daveb said...

I'm hungup on the referenced to her latest hit "Imagined Proposal". I like the Ellen page guess as closeted but I can't see any of recent movies with wedding or other words in the title. I know Ted's writing is incoherent but I have to assume Imagined Proposal is his effort at a major clue and, to me, it doesn't seem to be pointing at Ellen Page.

Angela said...

The Sarah Palin reference seals the deal.

Sarah Palin -> Bristol -> "Juno" -> Ellen Page.

Dawn said...

Angela!! Good thinking.

Production Girl said...

@Daveb...Imagined Proposal would equal out to "Inception"...Its actually a perfect fake name for it.

Donna said...

STANDING OVATION FOR JESSICA!

cdanluva said...

@Angela, also Juno - Juneau, Alaska??

kathrynnova said...

i was thinking betty white.

MadLyb said...

I don't know why people are still shocked in this day in age when consenting adults love someone, regardless of what body parts they were born with. It shouldn't even matter whether or not someone is born hetero, gay, bi, or if it's simply their choice. It's no one's business.

Fungus FitzJuggler III said...

Jeri Ryan? 7 of 9!

She refused the menage a trois with hubby and ? a guy? in a German sex club and cited it in divorce proceedings.

His political career may have suffered .....

Fungus FitzJuggler III said...

MadLyb
Sex is fun and complicated. Politicians are destroyed for peccadillos and it is importnat to liberty to free us of that sort of blackmailable situation. Actors and actresses have varied lives and will not worry too much, if their careers do not suffer, if they are the spearhead of such a movement.

Public lives.

Who pulls the strings and makes such dreadful political decisions in the USA?

K said...

So seriously.....in my answer to Your Turn where I said something about understanding every language? Yeah, I'm adding "TedSpeak" to my *Universal Translator*.....

also---sexual preference: I live in a very convervative area, and I say: who cares? blahblahblahnotinteressting.....