Friday, September 23, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

You know how some cheating husbands (like Arnold Schwarzenegger) really do want to get caught, so they do stupid things and leave obvious clues? Same thing with sexually conflicted Hollywood stars such as Crotch Uh-Lastic and Toothy Tile. Now, mind you, most closeted gay guys in Hollywood are more of the Fey Oiled-Tush variety and do not want to be known—under any circumstances.

However, there are exceptions, such as Crotch, Toothy and—we dare say—Lloyd Boy-Toy, who's totally pushing the gay envelope lately. Certainly the bisexual one:

Lloyd, always a most fascinating actor, is busy maintaining quite the dichotomy-filled existence: While he dates more and more (and younger and younger) attractive women, he's also continuing to hire male prostitutes.

Now, keep in mind these women Mr. Boy-Toy goes out with are not just pretty fixtures for the famous guy to be seen with, as Lloyd also enjoys sexual relationships with these gals.

But he's also just as enamored with young men, trust us!

Add to this somewhat complicated life path the fact that Lloyd's also been caught screaming anti-gay epithets, as Lloyd's temper has never been something he's too great at controlling. Hmmm. Wonder what that means?

Probably exactly what it looks like: The handsome guy's not only conflicted about how he feels about other people's sexuality (hence, his own), but part of him is dying to be called out for who he really is!

Keep up the name-calling, Lloyd, and that's exactly what will happen.

And It Ain't: Daniel Craig, Robert Downey Jr., Hugh Jackman

42 comments:

Princess said...

Blah blah blah gay... blah blah blah...
Gay.
Blah blah blah.

The end.

Sherry said...

My first thought was Clooney but he doesn't seem like the anti-gay epithets sort of guy. Stumped..Princess' answer is prolly right knowing Ted C.

Bitterella said...

yah, wot Princess said...

parissucksliterally said...

Wilmer Valderamma? He keeps dating 16-18 year olds, even though he is in his 30's now.

mzmarymac said...

Bradley Cooper? Ryan Reynolds?

PammieC said...

This is rumored to be Alec Baldwin

Feisty said...

Sean Penn

surfer said...

Jeff Goldblum dates lots of younger women, but I can't really see him screaming anti-gay epithets.

Cheryl said...

It sounds like Alec Baldwin. He recently called a barrista a queen. Ted has been implying for years that Alec hit on him on several occasions.

Patty said...

So sick of the closeted gay blinds.

Cathy said...

It's Alec Baldwin and I'm guessing that the anti-gay epithets involve his tweet about that poor barrista at starbucks, whom he referred to as an "uptight queen."
http://www.eonline.com/news/coffee_closers_alec_baldwin_rants_about/262334

Cathy said...

@cheryl - great minds think alike!

RocketQueen said...

I thought Lloyd Boy Toy was Kevin Spacey? Baldwin seems to fit better, but he just does NOT give off a gay vibe to me.

lolaluvs2snack said...

ONLY a queen will call someone else a QUEEN. A regular guy will just call him a fag. I think the Baldwin guess sounds right but....who knows..

RJ said...

Is refering to someone as an up-tight queen really an anti-gay slur? I know several gay guys who use this term quite a bit. I follow Alec on twitter and didn't think he was being mean, I just figured he had a barrista who was a pain in the ass and also happened to be gay. Plus, even if that was offensive, I don't think it qualifies as "screaming anti-gay epithets". I will agree though, that Alec does have a reputation as someone who has publically lost his temper more than once. I would also not be shocked to find out that he's bi-sexual. Plus, he's more or less in the same age group as the men listed in the ain'ts. But I don't see much connection between him and the ain'ts in any other ways.

Cheryl said...

@RocketQueen
What Ted thinks and what is true are sometimes two different things.

bluebonnetmom said...

No, damn it. : ( Not my funny, smart, sometimes so inappropriate/offensive Alec. All the cute ones are Bi/Gay. Ted would not have a chance with him.

figgy said...

Alec Baldwin is a good guess, there have been rumors about his bisexuality for years. And he's the same age AND the same level of celebrity as the "and it ain't"s. Plus his famous temper.

figgy said...

...and am I the only one who finds the gay blinds to be fascinating? Much more interesting than the druggie ones.

Rita said...

RQ - Dick Wadd is Kevin Spacey. And rightly appropriate too!

RocketQueen said...

lol Cheryl! I'm really beginning to wonder. You'd think Kim Basinger would have had something to say about Baldwin by now if he were gay ;)

Cheryl said...

Dick Wadd! Really?!Hahahaha..I'm like a 12 year old boy.

figgy said...

The frustrating thing (okay there are many--of the frustrating things) about Ted C's Blind Vices is that there is NO hope of EVER getting a reveal, so what's the point? With Enty's blinds, at least the less-juicy ones, we may be told at some point.

Maja. With a J. said...

I have no good guesses, but I would like to add that I would be absolutely delighted if someone called me an "uptight queen"! :)

Rita said...

Too cute Maja. Will do:)

Finine said...

With the reference to Boy Toy (makes me think of Madonna) and bad temper, I'm also on the Sean Penn train.

Angela said...

One thing bothers me: Alec Baldwin is New York. Ted C. is L.A. Ted doesn't usually do gossip about people from N.Y.

figgy said...

That @Maja with a J is really an uptight queen, dontcha think?

figgy said...

Oh wait, I know--Mel Gibson!

Rita said...

Figgy - admit it, you thought Mel Gibson when typing uptight queen!

figgy said...

haha, yes @Rita, that phrase did bring his shining little punnum to mind! ;-P

Maja. With a J. said...

Aw, thanks guys! *L*

annabella9 said...

I say its Clooney. Alec Baldwin happens to be dating a young woman now, but its not like he has had a string of girlfriends that everyone knows about.

Clooney, on the other hand, breaks up w/one woman and finds another immediately and she is thrust into the spotlight.

I think that Clooney thrusts his girlfriends into the spotlight for a reason, and the reason might be so that no one will be suspicious about his sexuality.

Ms Cool said...

Why would Daniel Craig be mentioned in the aint's? Grr.

I say Baldwin since it mentioned his temper issues.

Mella said...

Do people reall believe Teds fanfiction

jen said...

alec baldwin has about 10 years on all the aints, i wouldnt say they were in the same age range.

Bubbles said...

I was thinking the same thing Jen. No way is Alec Baldwin same age category as Daniel Craig or Hugh Jackman. They're early 40's and isn't he well in his 50's?

2Cents said...

All the ain'ts have done both Broadway and movies.

intrepid_hedgehog said...

craig= james bond
rdj= iron man
hugh jackman= wolverine

so could this guy be of the same age / celeb status And played some sort of super hero slash iconic character? :)

intrepid_hedgehog said...

i was thinking of clooney too because he was Batman (suckiest one ever) but i had to do a bit of research first:

http://midnighttransmission.blogspot.com/2008/02/george-clooney-is-bit-fake.html

-temper "George has a whopping temper. I mean volcanic,"
-name calling "fat cow"
-rupert everett hatin him "if he's straight..."
-calling fabio "you big thing" and fabio (?!) thought his voice was unmanly, wth. haha

sorry for my enthusiasm, first, oh, 2nd time post here you see. :)

Excuse said...

This is Leonardo DiCaprio. No question.

btchslaptherapy said...

Tom Hardy...