Monday, September 19, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT perky All-American actress has had so much cosmetic surgery that producers on her comeback film added a clause in her contract that she can’t get nipped or tucked until after the movie’s release? She’s desperate to make her way back to the A-list, but movie execs fear when the film comes out no one will recognize her on the big screen!

29 comments:

Susan said...

Reese Witherspoon?

Rita said...

I keeep on thinking of Rose McGowan... But I don't think she's all American...

Saw her face on SVU over the week-end, of a woman having an affair with her twin brother (eeeck!) Her face looked awful, old, over done. She used to be so pretty.

MontanaMarriott said...

Is Meg Ryan trying yet another comeback?

Basil said...

I'm voting Meg Ryan.

mikey said...

^^ agree - Meg Ryan. She was America's sweetheart, and she barely looks like herself anymore.

Anonymous said...

This is SO Meg Ryan.

Bnl1016 said...

yeah agree with meg ryan. she's got a movie in production currently. and its been a couple years since she's been top billed in a movie.

ms_goddess said...

First thought was Meg Ryan

ms snarky said...

I agree, Meg Ryan has gone totally overboard on the surgery train.

However, don't discount Sandra Bullock for this. Look at the closeups in The Lake House, it's fairly obvious that the work started back then.

MISCH said...

Gotta be Meg Ryan...so sad

Reese said...

This screamed Meg Ryan to me.

Rose said...

Sandra Bullock isn't trying for a comeback, she's been here for years.;)

The Black Cat said...

Perky has to be Meg Ryan, oh how I hate her perkiness.

RocketQueen said...

It's too late for Meg Ryan, me thinks. That face is wrecked.

bluebonnetmom said...

Meg Ryan. : (

MadLyb said...

Meg Ryan can't possibly be having more surgery, can she? She's needlessly ruined her face. I'm voting Meg for this one. It could be anyone, but the 'perky' sealed it.

Beth said...

So Meg Ryan.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Meg Ryan with the van dyke for the win.

Merlin D. Bear said...

For those who don't get the joke:
Famous Hollywood actress is scared of getting old, so every year she visits her plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
As the surgeon unwraps her after the latest round of surgery, she's horrified to see a dimple in her chin.
She screams at the doctor about it, and he looks at her and says - "Lady, that's your belly button...one more lift and that'll be a van dyke!"


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Sylvia said...

Meg with the trout lips hehehe

white lorelei said...

... and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Meg Ryan was totally "perky".
... but then, so was Mary Tyler Moore and I was thinking her, but there's nothing in IMDB that she's working on anything.

so I think it's Meg FTW

Nosey Parker said...

I doubt that Meg will ever be A list again.

Jeri said...

How about Renee Z??

Lori said...

@Rita...agreed. I couldnt stop thinking...poor poor rose, you used to be soooo pretty! close your fish lips, please:(

ardleigh said...

Has to be Meg.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@RocketQueen - Agree. :(

Meg's IMdB page has her last gig in 2009 on Curb & is filming a movie due out in 2012, so seems like this is a good guess. So sad. I loved her old face.

shehla said...

Heather Graham? She was in Lenny Kravitz's American Woman video.

Sian said...

Tara Reid?

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