Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Kris Humphries - Not Living Up To The Kardashian Name


Several of my friends in New York who have seen and spoken with Kris Humphries over the past few weeks say this is a guy who appears lost and out of his element. Apparently on the west coast you have Kris Jenner trying to book Kris gigs so that he can expand the Kardashian name and introduce them to a new audience and just be another person out there working. This is why you see Kendall and Kyle out there too. There are so many Kardashians out there that you feel like anytime you go to a JiffyLube opening in Arkansas you have the chance to see a Kardashian there making a few more bucks for the family.


Basketball playing Kris though is not very good at this whole being the center of attention thing and is not catching on at all. He seems overwhelmed and not sure what he has got himself into. Meanwhile Kim is regretting her decision to get married to the guy and I think the only reason they have no publicly split is because they are waiting to see what happens when the wedding airs on television.

35 comments:

Seachica said...

Who had 3 weeks in the splitsville pool?

cheesegrater15 said...

Weren't they the answer to a blind or something?

what do I type here? said...

Is it me or does he seem a bit slow?

Rita said...

Quelle surprise! Saw an article where Kim is speaking of annulment. Meaning, they did not consume the marriage. Or she is abusive towards him. Whatever.

Atlchica: I had 3 months, 2 weeks.

BrandieMarie said...

i can't talk about these ppl anymore. SO over it.

swatymyers said...

Never trust a big butt and a smile, that girl is pooiiiisssoooonnnnn....

Goodgrief said...

Wasn't this expected to happen long before they even walked down the aisle? They were supposed to get married for those ratings and then split up.

chopchop said...

swatmyers FTW with the Bell Biv Devoe lyrics!!!!!

Cathy said...

I honestly wonder if Mama Kris is behind this rumor. Think about it; how many people might tune into the next season of Kourtney and Kim take NY just to find out if their marriage is crumbling?

cheesegrater15 said...

Can we send the Kardashians on a hiking trip to Iran?

figgy said...

So let's see, Kim just turned 30 and is about to have her second divorce. She needs to hurry to catch up with Liz Taylor and JHo. And she could be in the running for one of those "shortest celebrity marriages" lists if she gets a move on it.

Maja With a J said...

THEY GOT MARRIED FOR PUBLICITY? SHOCKING! SHOCKING I SAY!!!

Patty said...

I feel sorry for him. He is a bit younger than her and I'm guessing is really in love. I think she wanted to get married and he was the first one to ask her.

Although, we all told him to run long before the wedding. Should have listened to us CDAN readers!

crila16 said...

Oh please. I have no clue why she married that guy, except for attention. He seems sweet and totally in love, but she comes across as too attention needy and bossy. She needs another celebrity like when she was with Reggie Bush. Someone who can handle her. Kris can't handle her. She also doesn't seem as in love with Kris as she was with Reggie. I knew this marriage was doomed from day 1. Why do most celebrities have to rush straight into marriage when they only date for a brief period of time?

Carrie L. said...

Even my husband told me Monday night that the fact that the Kardashian magazine mouthpieces were already saying how Kris wasn't liked by Kim's sisters and there were already problems in the marriage was nothing but prepping the public for a split if their wedding failed to bring in the profits. And my husband isn't one to follow the celeb gossip, other than to enjoy the blind reveals with me twice a year. They are so transparent...please tell me that this joke of a media spectacle is what finally shoves them closer to the shelf of unwanted & uncared for washed up reality stars. Paris Hilton could probably use some company on that dusty, smelly, diseased shelf.

Anonymous said...

crila16: Thing is, I think Reggie grew tired of Kim's family, particularly her mom. He went out of his way not to be on any of their shows. I think he saw the writing on the wall--the Kardashians are total famewhores and you can't deal with folks like that.

So if someone like Reggie--high profile, went to school in Los Angeles, used to having cameras in his face--can't put up with them, a guy like Kris never had a chance.

Kim will hold on to him until she gets another show, Kim's Single and Ready to Mingle, some tripe like that. Then, it's bye-bye Kris.

MISCH said...

No one forced him to marry that BIMBO and whore himself out.....so now it's tick..tock...tick...tock..

Little Baby Jade said...

I think we all saw this coming. Except Kris. idiot.

bluebonnetmom said...

I really feel sorry for Kris H. and it makes me hate the whole damn family even more. Poor guy. :(
I thought Papa Joe Simpson was the worst parent around this side of a Lohan. Kris J. is a Madam. Whoring everyone out.

PammieC said...

I don't really feel sorry for him. Does anyone watch the show? It's a guilty pleasure for me, and he has come across as an ass on several occasions. I don't think he is smart enough to be faking it either. They kind of deserve each other.

parissucksliterally said...

we all knew Kim married him, because he was the only sucker willing to put up with Mama Kris and her bullshit.

This whole relationship is so fake, and it is so obvious how fake it is!

ForSure said...

I would like to pee on this entire family, and not in the fun sexual way that they like to videotape.

Rita said...

FS - Watch out! It might burn like hell afterwards.

chopchop said...

Okay that was funny, FS!

Jeri said...

Kim & Kris got what they wanted. The huge televised wedding and all the gifts. The groom is disposable.

RJ said...

I'm with Vicki Cupper. Let's start a Kardashian Hiking Fund, shall we?

Rita said...

You know what we can do? Maybe the dude who owns her porno home-made video would agree to pull it off (hehe) in exchange of her quitting showbusiness.

Don't think she'll do it. That movie is the only 'reel star' recognition she ever really had.

Miss X said...

@PammieC Yes, I noticed that. I watch the show sometimes, too.

Barton Fink said...
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Barton Fink said...

I think that he would be better off with Taylor Lautner. They could have long conversations of "No, you're cuter." "No, you're cuter! You've got that pug nose!" "You've got a pug nose too! You're so cute and carmelly." "You're more carmelly. And muscular." "You're more muscular. And with a six-pack." "You've got a six-pack ... of caramel." And so on. I can imagine the two would never run out of things to say.

YourNameHere said...

GOD he reminds me of Baby Huey so much.

Bit dams said...

have any of you seen that promo where the one kardishain sister is bitching about him saying she didn't like him because he asked her if her "marriage was real or for tv"? she acts like that is such an absurd thought. makes me want to smack her.

RocketQueen said...

lol Barton Fink!

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Me - I've seen that and thought the same thing. I am kind of shocked their marriage has lasted this long though!

It's pretty hard for me to have any kind of sympathy for Kris H. He had to know what he was getting himself into.

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