Saturday, July 20, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 5, 2013

"It had been so long since I had sex with a guy who showered, didn't reek of smoke and booze and who could actually get it up that all I have been able to do since that day is smile." Foreign born C list actress/model telling her friend about her A++ list mostly movie actor ex.

Vanessa Paradis about Johnny Depp

41 comments:

auntliddy said...

And burn!!! Oh no she didnt!

Bacon Ranch said...

Since what day? Since he left?

Nichole said...

Since the day she had sex with someone who wasn't johnny depp

fancyscreenname said...

He was one of my very first crushes. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Count Jerkula said...

If it was sooo friggin horrible, why didn't she leave? Why wait for him to split?

it took forever said...

good for her she seems like a nice girl, cant see how she stayed with a drunk like depp so long,

Bacon Ranch said...

$$$$$$$ Count

Serendippity do dah said...

I agree Count. Been there, left that. Never had a crush on Depp, though I can see why others do.

it took forever said...

ENTY i must say these reveals are better than july 4th

Barton Fink said...

I don't like this. I mean, I believe that Depp is a mess 'n shit, but its' hard to believe that she would speak so pithily and produce such a summation.

just curious said...

So why did she put up with for so long until he left her for another chick????
I don't feel sorry for her.

Count Jerkula said...

I know Bacon. Considering how quick he was to get all spit shined, I'm starting to think he went smelly drunk as a passive aggressive way to get her to le ave him w/o having to pay.

CK76 said...

Interesting theory....

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

Sexiest Man Alive. LMFAO.

hothotheat said...

I think he was on the straight and narrow for a long time then Amber came along and he couldn't resist. I would have left him too.

As far as Vanessa, I like her one 1980's hit about a taxi driver but she seems to be a bit full of herself. I'm not sure I believe she would say this about the father of her children, not publicly anyway.

Diana G said...

I still think he's hot (ducks head)..lol

trouble bubble said...

One of the most common psychiatric diseases sympthoms is the lack of personal hygiene. I just can not believe that Jonhy went from the hotness he once was to the non showering mess he is now without a reason. I am not a specialist, but it seems pretty obvious to me that he has mental issues of some sort.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@TroubleBubble, that's a very interesting idea.

Longtime and/or generous use of mind-altering drugs can also call forth psychotic symptoms in some people - as I learned while visiting my LSD-loving ex in a psychiatric hospital.

Diana G said...

But, he does need to shower and have personal hygiene. It's almost like he doesn't want to be considered "Hot" anymore for some reason.

sandybrook said...

Christ shes French she must have been with her share of filthy pigs.

Bravura said...

Well considering she has children with him and did love him, I can understand why she didn't just split. As difficult as it may be to comprehend, there are some of us left in this world who love our partners through thick and thin, even if they drop off the deep end so to speak. I don't think Depp was always that nasty but I think his newfound resurgence in the film industry (aside from his grittier works and collaboration with Burton), probably added to his personal hygiene issues and excessive partying .

I mean the guy was happily living in France for years and looked great. Then the Pirates movies came and he seemed to just go off the deep end again.

I feel sorry for Vanessa. She obviously loved him despite his faults and given how rumors of Depp and Heard are probably rubbed in her face constantly, she said some spiteful things. Not the classiest but then again Depp hasn't been a gentleman either. *shrugs*

clarab said...

I agree with you Count. He's looking mighty fine in Japan and Berlin this past week. As far as the ED, hard to get excited about someone who has quit trying; she appeared as sloppy as he did, over the last 5 years, how many pics have you seen of Vanessa with no makeup, sloppy clothing, and all skin and bones...ewww...btw does he have full custody of the kids now? They're always with him these days...Did we ever rule out Vanessa as Coke Mom

Brenda L said...

My little fantasy life bubble has been popped.

Not showering and poor hygiene is a depression symptom.

bunny honey said...

Now he is just nasty. She had to really, really love him. Poor thing.

Me said...

"no makeup" = "ewww"? after you have children with someone, build a life with them, wouldn't you think that how ever "ewww" you looked with out being painted up, they would love what you had created together?

abob said...

She's got her own money, and Chanel everything at her fingertips as she's been a model of theirs for 20 years now.

And she looks great and is still making cute pop

abob said...

Shame about it being Johnny, he was, imo, at his peak in Blow.

Sherry R. said...

There were stories about Depp not bathing as far back as when he dated Winona.

annanaannnaaaa said...

She did this french film (duh) about a suicidal girl that becomes the assistant for a knife thrower. Girl on the Bridge, maybe? Anyway, I thought it was fantastic. I didn't know until years later, that this was the same woman.

Count Jerkula said...

@clarab: he may have the kids for the summer, then back w/ mom for the school year.

Snit said...

She was in Girl on the Bridge? hmm..gonna have to watch it again...curious now.

Snit said...

oops..was confusing it with Lovers on a Bridge...carry on!

hothotheat said...

@abob ITA. I love that movie and he was definitely at his hottest (as was his co-star Jordi Molla).

I don't think Johnny ever wanted to be know as "hot".

clarab said...

Count, the kids go to school in LA, she's been in France making movies, modeling, and recording most of the year. So he's pretty much had them the whole year.

no makeup doesn't = ewww
skin and bones so that you're bordering on anorexic and a dirty hobo look that borders on his does = ewww

Dingle Barry said...

I hear he is rather nice with complete strangers. Didn't hear that he smelled, but perhaps he showered for the unannounced meet and greet?

__-__=__ said...

And we have a winner! He probably ran a constant line of BS on VP. Of course she wanted to believe him because they have children. People need to talk more about the crazy!

NaughtyNurse said...

Good for Vanessa!

Anna Nonymous said...

It sounds like two people that loved each other that just didn't work out, and his hygiene, booze/drugs, and ED didn't help. Sometimes people just fall out of love I guess. They made a good run of it.

Megley said...

I bet she was a real prize, too. At least he isn't publicly trashing her, in which she could learn a thing or two.
I don't understand all the Depp hate. I want to judge all of you commenters, and pick at the most inane things that y'all do. How many of you don't shower on the regular? How many packs of cigs do you smoke? Why does your hair look like shit? What's wrong with you that you can't be what I want you to be? So he doesn't shower--he smells like most French people. Is he a woman-beater? Does he beat the shit out of his kids? Not pay his taxes? He stopped trashing hotel rooms and beating on the paps years ago.
I'm in awe of all you perfect commenters. And not in a good way.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

My hair stinks like smoke from going out last night and it is gross. Don't know how he or anyone around him can stand it. On that note off to the shower I go.

B Smears said...

I am a professional from the mental health field - you'd need more than just being a grot to qualify as mentally Ill. I don't think the DSMIV includes stinky bum as an indicator!