Friday, July 12, 2013

Corey Feldman Has A Music Video

If Paris Hilton is ever looking for a duet partner, I think I found someone even worse than her. There is another Goonie in it though which is why it gets half of a star.

41 comments:

hotchacha said...

Nooooo! You're just hurting me with this.

sandybrook said...

Someone begged for t:his earlier this morning?:(

texas rose said...

The new site Fishwrapper that is on TMZ's site said it was amazing. What is the story on Fishwrapper - seemed like they popped up out of nowhere. Are they owned by TMZ or some outlet?

Unknown said...

Awww, dude. This gives me the sads :(

MM said...

Is this... a joke? What is with this weak MJ imitation?

hotchacha said...

Can someone just explain to me what the Michael Jackson fixation actually is? Is he a superfan of MJ? Is he in love? Is it molestation weirdness continuing to distort over time? Is it just desperation, grasping at any iconic imagery to try to remain relevant? Is he mentally ill?

Seriously and genuinely... what the ACTUAL fuck is going on with this guy?

Nemesis said...

What in the autotuned hell was that??

di butler said...

Michael Jackson just texted me from the beyond to say, "Aw, HELL naw!!!"

di butler said...

Neon Energy drink should ask for their money back, and go stand in the time out corner for infinity.

Anna Nonymous said...

he looks like he's on meth with the hyperactive movement, facial expressions and scrawnyness. no one wants to see your o face Corey, put it away.

discoflux said...

This was awesome on so many levels.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

I love ALL the video, but these are the highlights for me:

Min 1.45 : He throws something to his back, hits the girl, the halo this "angel" is wearing almost falls, and the video goes on shamelessly.

The Michael Jackson's dance, and the faces of the background dancers who sometimes don't think they are in a serious thing or expect to the director's orders.

The "special effects" where he "is" in a concert are just a still photo, technique already mocked in "the naked gun".

His voice, envied by all the angels in heaven.

The girls' bust. This isn't ironic.

Vicky said...

When I read there was another Goonie in it, I immediately thought Jeff Cohen. Totally disappointed.

NATHANIEL MANELLA said...

Apparently MJ never put any of his TALENT up his ass..

CanadianMiss said...

Omfg. I watched the whole thing...
My favorite part was when he almost fell over during the dance party. Dude has major delusions of grandeur.
He's pathetic and pitiful at the same time.

dawn bee said...

Michael Jackson Jr. he is not. However, that has got to be the best thing I've seen all day.

a non a miss said...

Leave Chunk alone!

bloggerlikefrogger said...

So, I figure that party was ALREADY happening and someone with a camera showed up. WallAH! Instant music video!!! Just add drugs.

side effects may include; facial melting; terrible lyrics; bad singing; general artistic homicide; loss of IQ points; unexplainable cravings for Baby Ruth

auntliddy said...

Make him stop!!!

L-rod said...

@hotchacha I laughed so hard at your comment I started coughing and my boss brought me a cup of water. Thanks

Sarah said...

Reminds me of a combination of "The Dentist" in Little shop of Horrors and Michael Jackson. And a 5 minute song is way too long.

yodelay said...

@texad rose, yup, it's a TMZ site.

crila16 said...

He's not even singing. It's all fake electronics. This is so embarassingly stupid.

crila16 said...

...oh...and the michael jackson hair and look...it was over when the 80's ended.

yodelay said...

Wow.

Charlotte. said...

I didn't beg, but I wanted to see Enty cover it. It's so very very bad, but Sean Astin in his Goonies role. It's hilariously awful!

Charlotte. said...

Yes, @discoflux!

Charlotte. said...

Thanks, Enty! My favourite part of Corey's interview in the DM is where he says that when people think of him, they think of 'the guy surrounded by gorgeous women' and 'a rockstar' in addition to 'teen heartthrob'. So wonderfully deluded! Long live Feldman!

Meg said...

Oh Corey...the tooliest of tools. Maintaining that level of delusion must take a staggering amount of energy.

George Glass said...

He's a douche and this is bad, but, sad as it is to say, it's still nowhere near as bad as:

Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car
Travolta/ONJ - I Think You Might Like It

Jenn said...

He's a much better vampire hunter than...whatever this is.

NaughtyNurse said...

MJ really damaged this guy.

HannahBanana said...

Yes! Yes & sadly yes! :-)

HannahBanana said...

As bad as this shit is...Everyone's comments on this thread are sooo worth it. I'm about to pee my pants laughing!!!

hotchacha said...

L-rod, that made my day.

Sandy said...

This is the music video equivalent to Sharknado. This is much more pathetic, though.

lovelylunacy said...

I've seen Corey Feldman in concert. Twice. It is the most *hilarious* thing I've ever seen. Truely, grisly awful. I can't even put into words how badly it sucked. Both times were in Detroit dive bars. Once for fun with friends, where the crowd gloriously turned on him after a lecture in manners. The second just after Gain died where Daisy from Rock of Love was singing back up. I had entirely too much to drink and ended up meeting him. I didn't realize he was next to me when I said 'he's like a mini person!!' He tried to autograph my neck and I quickly bolted. The end. :)

lovelylunacy said...

Haim, not gain. Oops

Charlotte. said...

OMG he tried to autograph your neck!!! I'll bet he was genuinely surprised you didn't allow it too. I love this guy. I want to bottle him!!!

SayWhat said...

Poor Samwise Gamgee, stepping in for another hobbit.

High Heels said...

I don't know which was worst; the singing, the dancing, the song or the whole concept and production of the video. Maybe the first thought of even making something like this and then actually going along with it. It was cringe-worthy they didn't show him dancing from the waist down, cause he couldn't keep up with the other dancers at all! And this guy is supposed to be an actor???