Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Angelina Jolie is still in Hawaii. So, do you think she weighs more or less than 92 pounds as one tabloid reported.

We know how much Amanda Bynes weighs because she tells us everyday. I called that blue wig.
Ben Affleck shows off his gold teeth. Wants a full grill.
Brooke Burke with a couple of her kids.
Bradley Cooper is back in New York and on his way to a lunch date with his girlfriend.
Beyonce in glitter. Not the movie.
Bill Murray filming his latest movie.
Courteney Cox is directing her first movie and tells Olivia Thirlby what to do.
Carmen Electra tries to capture some of Amanda Bynes' fame.

52 comments:

Cathy said...

That doesn't even look like Beyonce's face

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Bill Murray for the hooker loving aged dude in the BI?

Gold teeth are so out of date and unclassy. If I were as rich as Affleck and missed some dental pieces, gold would be some of the last things I would put in my mouth.

What's with that Beyonce-like woman in the pic's ass? It's like a chair or some critical back illness.

Count Jerkula said...

Miss Mandy

Angie

Beyonce in the glitter.

skimpymist said...

What in hoppity heck is going on with beyonce, how did she twist her arm like that, is she a contortionist now lol.
Love amanda's blue wig. I can tell that's a top quality wig. If she had put on different pants she wouldv'e looked really cute.

msgirl said...

Angie is filming in Hawaii so she'll be there for months.

I thought about Bill Murray for that blind, but I don't think so. He's filming so he doesn't need night nurses, still healthy.

libby said...

Today, I just weighed in at 5'7", 115# (I have GI issues). The only way Angie is skinner than me right now is her scrawny arms. Her waist/trunk is thick. NOT 92#, hatews!!!!1!

trainrides said...

I just tried Beyonce's hand pose and it hurt. So either that's someone else's hand or she really is a contortionist.

auntliddy said...

Angie looks same as always to me. Amazing she had all that surgery and hasnt skipped a beat. Meanwhile, youd think Mariah lost a limb with all news pics and stories!

msgirl said...

Libby you're thin! Now I'm doubting that armpit is yours!

Anna Nonymous said...

Carmen doesn't look quite right in her pic, the hair, shirt, shoes, lack of pants with fishnet stockings in a hotel hallway? WTF? Something's, many things, are not right there.

Anna Nonymous said...

yep @ Libby, 115 at 5'7 is tiny.

B Smears said...

Don't get the glitter on your knob. Chaffing.

MISCH said...

Angie is 5'10" she better weight more than that...
She's scouting locations for her next film...not a bad place to be.

Count Jerkula said...

@Libby: What is the cup size so we can figure out where you carry the 115.

@B Smears: If I do catch some glitter, by the time I'm done the inside of her vagina will look like a kaleidoscope.

nudibelle said...

every other site has courtneys swollen face..wassup?!!!!
that deserves a post itself

parissucksliterally said...

Affleck, grow back your beard. It is hot.

AJ is so freakin skinny!

Ick, Beyonce. I don't like that pic.

Carmen Electra has always annoyed me.

Tammy said...

AJ's arms look skinny, but she doesn't have that Skeletor thing where you can see her sternum and upper ribs. She could use a cheeseburger,for sure, but I don't think she's 92 lbs.

sparky said...

Angelina is only 5'7", not 5'10" and I doubt she's even that tall, everyone in Hollywood embellishes their height.

libby said...

Count---OMG, The answer is right there in your name.

The pic is from 2006, i was on steroids & other pills that made me puffy and I felt 'buff'...hence the photo of my macho pit-sniff.


115# of flab is a larger size than you'd imagine. If I were at all active, I'd probably be at least 135.

B Smears said...

I dub thee Gary Glitter (without the weird paedophile shit)

B Smears said...

Tis a hefty girl's armpit to be sure!

B Smears said...

Why? Stand em next to Tom Cruises for Twink Ass and they're exposed as vertical embelishers

B Smears said...

We need an updated pit pic. I think I saw your pit on a dinner date with John Stamos.

B Smears said...

Stunt arm. You can see it fold when she sits down.

Sylvia said...

BeYonCe does not look like her face. That hand looks weird the way it's pose...

B Smears said...

What are the first things you'd put in your mouth?

B Smears said...

Why is her back finding fault?

B Smears said...

Yeah, I agree. I was a very sick vegan and at 178cm weighed about 40kg (90 pounds). The gaping hole where her soul once resided must account for that.

B Smears said...

I want to see Amanda bring a new look this season and wear a Magistrates wig. And bring back the Jacobean ruff.

TalksTooMuch said...

Celebrity sighting in my neck of the woods: Miley Cyrus is in Edmonton visiting Liam Helmsworth that is filming here: apparently wandering the streets wearing no pants and a Tupak Shakur shirt. I was downtown and thought I would look around for them and then I remembered I am 40. Figured it would be awkward for all 3 of us.

Sherry said...

Odd photoshopping for the Beyoncé picture. Yeah is she a contortionist.

Lisa said...

Angelina weighs more than 92 lbs. even though her arms are thin she still looks a very healthy weight. You can't see her breast bone and in other pictures of her she had looked really good.

teg said...

Love Bill Murray. The day my father died I was driving home, a bit aimlessly, and at a red light I look to my right and there's Bill Murray, and I'm convinced he smiled at me. Not my first Bill sighting but my fave--love him even with his mixed reputation.

TalksTooMuch said...

So the point if that is: they are still together, if only in Canada

discoflux said...

Turkish Taffy - If you're reading today I hope you're safe and well.

Charlotte. said...

Great story, teg!

Bacon Ranch said...

No way anyone believes you libby.
Not a chance.

But hey, I'm Dr. Spencer Reed and I would like to say I am NOT dating Taylor Swift.

(That's more believable than your measurements. Glad you could toss in the Crohn's though.)

In-N-Out!! said...

Wtf with Carmen electra's entire body

Molls said...

Since ppl look ten pounds heavier in pix, I'd say Angie weighs about 80 lbs.

Me said...

I have a daughter who is 5'5", weighs 95 lbs. WAY thinner than angie-jo. guessing 15 lbs thinner.

Unknown said...

@ Molls: the television camera adds 10lbs, not a still camera.

Sarah said...

Yeah, well look at her fucking ARM

Sarah said...

Who are you and why are you being a dick to Libby? She's legit here

Sarah said...

Angelina doesn't look THAT thin. I'm guessing the major surgeries are involved.

Ruby said...

Beyonce looks like Tyra Banks in that photo

PJJ said...

Lol

MISCH said...

All I know is that Angie ordered jeans from my friends company for her own use (and paid for them) 34 inch leg....thats tall

Gayeld said...

LMAO

Gayeld said...

I can do that, no problem. BUT, I have hyper-extension (double joints) in my shoulders and elbows.

figgy said...

@Libby, GI issues suck, sorry. I can't imagine being that thin...I'm 5'6" and when I've been 145 I was downright skinny...can't imagine what I'd even look like at 115. (I'm more than 145 now tho)

I can't stand Beyonce and totally believe she faked being pregnant which I think is THE most HIGHlarious celebrity story ever, but, nonetheless in all fairness, I must admit that her face and body are both gorgeous, just stunning. Love her muscular frame. In glitter? She's off the charts.

Dingle Barry said...

Hear yee, Hear yee. That is a mighty excellent idea dear chap.

Dingle Barry said...

Two thoughts both related: Courtney Cox and Bradley Cooper have odd body shapes. Never noticed on either before. Then again, CC isn't one who should wear skin tight jeans, many thin women think they can, but they can't, nor should. Bradley Cooper just looks really odd. I guess the suit does make the man. The sweat pants un-make him.