Thursday, July 18, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Brad Pitt has arrived back in France and is ready to get married. Possibly.

Someone who did get married was Carlos Leon who once had a baby with
Madonna. Lourdes is the one covering her face.
Courtney Stodden and her back scratcher goes where back scratchers should not go.
Catherine Zeta Jones learns to do the lean back so it looks like she is walking backwards.
Emma Roberts cries after learning that punching her boyfriend in the face does have consequences. It gets you more publicity and a higher asking fee for your next movie.
Evan Rachel Wood is counting down the days to the birth and her first post pregnancy joint.
Gisele Bundchen shopping for herself in Santa Monica.

52 comments:

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Stodden is probably the classiest prostitute I've ever seen. And that's saying a lot.

Emma Roberts should do the alec baldwin defense, which I don't know how it is, but totally works.

Cookies said...

Pitt's shoes: do they come all scuffed like that or has he been cow pokin' around alot in them...

Carlos Leon's new wife is gorgeous!! And those blue sandals -- lovely! He seems like a good fella.

trainrides said...

How did a blah photo of Brad Pitt get to be on top today? Is(are) the new Enty(ies) in love with Brad? That would explain the perpetual snark on Jen and Angie.

hotchacha said...

WOW! Let's all do the slow clap for Courtney who's bravely wearing a panty for the very first time.

Kels said...

Dont kill me, but cant you use a vape while pregnant? Or edibles?

MommaBear said...

Oh for the love of god, someone slip Courtney a deworming pill ASAP.

Anna Nonymous said...

Kels: google: Dr. Melanie Dreher

Anna Nonymous said...

LOLing at Momma Bear's comment!

Layna Day said...

MommaBear wins the internet for the day! LMAO!

Kels said...

I like!

Count Jerkula said...

Evan Racheal Wood, w/ the baby bump

Broad Madonna's ex boy toy married

Emma Roberts, as long as she is still crying and agrees to wrist restraints.

MichaelaK said...

Oh please, you know that back scratcher has been further south of Stodden's border.

You feeling OK, Enty?

MontanaMarriott said...

Funny but I met Carlos Leon years ago and he always gave me "gay" vibe for realz.

trouble bubble said...

Is it only me or is Courtney's breast so streched, it's purple

Lisa said...

Did anyone else see the pics of Emma Roberts black and blue legs? If mine looked like that my boyfriend would have had a bloody nose also.

Jessie said...

Photos of people cry seem super invasive. Just a personal comment. Not an attack on Enty. Does anyone else feel like that?

Del Riser said...

I think Courtney has the most painful looking breasts I've ever seen, they look like the skin might tear.

Molls said...

I'm sure what Brad Pitt is wearing cost more than I spend on clothes in a year, but he still looks like a homeless person who lives in a dumpster.

Unknown said...

@ Jessie - it depends on what they're crying about. If it over a death etc., then yes, I feel that is too intrusive.

However, with Ms. Roberts, she's crying in self-pity, IMO, so this photo is fine with me.

Sunny said...

Courtney's photo reminds me of that Friends Thanksgiving flashback episode where Monica first lost weight and Rachel told her to make everything she touches sexy to impress Chandler.
Ohhhhh, mmmmm, these carrots. These carrots are soooooo sexy. This macaroni. Ohhhh, this macaroni is sooooo sexy

Cindy said...

There's an awful lot of chin going on in the pic with Carlos and his new wife, but if the shoe size is any indication, I'm sure the marriage will be just fine.

Pip said...

I like Carlos Leon. He always seems to pop up on shows that I really like.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

Emma Roberts, PR-pre-planned crying for sympathy. Is that the boyfriend she beat up hugging her? What an ass. And btw, that looks like a riding crop, not a back scratcher. She's using it exactly correct.

kelgela2 said...

I know it's all late and most of you won't see this but... Premios Juventud is on right now. It's a Spanish award show. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are on it. I wonder what's going to happen backstage?

Pythia said...

Stodden's boobs = size of her butt. She's like an ├╝ber deformed Barbie.

ANNIEOSCAR said...

Lols @ sunny. Spot on, bit of smell the fart acting face about her too

Susan said...

Why is this Courtney Stodden person a part of my daily gossip?

ERW rocks a cute baby bump.

I wonder what Giselle's shopping allowance is.

Jenn said...

That's a strap, not a scratcher. She's whippin her own ass, because Douggie is too busy putting on makeup to do it for her.

B Smears said...

You seem to have a penchant for the preggers ladies....mummy issues?

B Smears said...

It looks more like a short handled riding crop.

Count Jerkula said...

Blogger B Smears said...

You seem to have a penchant for the preggers ladies....mummy issues?

I figger that's aimed at me?

I just like hot pregnant chicks. Big swollen cans, the awkwardness of it, the raging hormones, the lactating, the glow. I'll probably never experience sex with a pregnant woman again, so I dig fantasizing about it.

Only issues I have w/ mummy are when she won't shaddap, but she's a broad, so ya gotta expect them things.

Sunny said...

@ANNIEOSCAR
Ha! Smell the fart acting. Friends is my comfort show - I could quote it all day!

B Smears said...

Good to know! When the kid of the mutha you've been pounding is born, I hope he taps you in the forehead with his finger and asks "how do you fucking like it?!"

marie-ski said...

Love how she's gazining at him lovingly and all his attn is on the cameras

B Smears said...

Don't ask darling. Mummy walked into a door. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Count Jerkula said...

@Smears: Like I'm hung enough to reach it.

Henriette said...

Carlos Leon is on speed dial for all the Law & Order shows. He always pops up as one of the criminals who turns on the main criminal and usually, he ends up dead.

Henriette said...

Has anyone noticed Vadge's exes all seem happy and get married when they move on? The one exception is Sean Penn, but he's just a naturally miserable narcissist.

marie-ski said...
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marie-ski said...

My bad kels
I hope you could vape while prego
Would take away the morning sickness

marie-ski said...

OM gerd Agree with you again, Evan is HOT with the bump
You were right count, it gets better every time!
Help me! Iv'e fallen to the darkside!

marie-ski said...

Is there anyone who finds Courtney attractive?
She realy has/had the potential.
But then she got those big awful juggs
She was a maybe, now with those streched out pillows

marie-ski said...

They look like over ripe melons.

Count Jerkula said...

@marie-ski: That's it. Do you feel the energy of the dark side? It makes you feel ALIVE.

B Smears said...

T'was what I was implying!

figgy said...

The skin on Courtney's chest has to be in so much pain. Even if/when she has them removed, that skin is going to be stretched beyond recovery.

I feel so sad and sorry for her, for some reason.

B Smears said...

You're mean to me. I'm telling my mum!

Ja'mie King said...

Draw string waist pants Brad? Really??

megan00m said...

I cant get over them...you're so right...get it you're a fame who-rey for hollywood but geez girl..ur tatas are painful and weird looking...there has to have been better option. That why doug is holding on so tight looking at her feet, he's trying for best postion to catch her in case she gies ass over kettle.

megan00m said...

*falls ...sometimes my dyslexia shows..sorry

megan00m said...

Omg. U really nailed it.

megan00m said...

Oz for one!