Sunday, September 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 18, 2013

This former A list rock star who is still in a group that will probably always be A list but individually they are older and bloated now said that contrary to what one might think, the greatest celebrity sex he ever had in his life was not with this former B list mostly television actress and now reality star, but with this C list celebrity offspring with child who he said he had to wait in line to go out with.

Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart

34 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

I think I caught something from that reveal.

Cleodacat said...

I'm shocked that some super-STD hasn't generated from some of these hook-ups. You couldn't wrap me or them enough to convince me to have sex with them.

Leo said...

VIP nailed the Kim Stewart part. So guys were waiting in line to bang her while she was knocked up.

Oh rod you should be so proud.

kate27 said...

I don't think Enty meant that he banged her while she was knocked up. Just that she has a child of her own.

Leo said...

Phew what a load off

auntliddy said...

I dont know to be happy or sad for her. Ok i do- it kind of gives me the sads. Did/does anyone like her for herself? Does she? I will say she seems to be a good mom, very hands on.

Count Jerkula said...

If she was wild enough to be at the top of Tommy Lee's list when she wasn't pregnant, I can't imagine what her horny trimester was like.

That brings to mind a Your Turn I'd love to see, although I would imagine the participation would be nill: What was your wildest sex dream during your horny trimester? My ex sketched hers on the inside of a Valentine's Day card while she was pregnant. First time I ever rubbed one out to stick figures.

SingBlue said...

Actually, the wording of the blind does indeed suggest that she was preggers - "with child". I know the enties' writing leaves a lot to be desired, but there's little ambiguity there.

I also know from a couple of friends of mine that they were horny as anything whilst "with child".

Few years ago Motley Crue played a gig in Asia, and Tommy Lee flew in a day later from Bali, out of his face on the Peruvian marching powder - with a blonde Pammie lookalike in tow.

Straight to the hotel - he hadn't slept in days - and straight into banging said blonde. Loudly.

Outside waiting was a camera crew for a scheduled interview. The presenter happened to be a Muslim - and conservatively dressed. One of the crew explained to her in less-than-eloquent language why Mr Lee would be unable take part in the interview any time soon. When she looked at him quizzically, he retorted "Didn't you see the tape?"

Some moments should be forever carved in rock.

it took forever said...

Does Kinberley stewart work> i get the feeling she lives off her dad

Unknown said...

After Harry Styles and Bennecio Del Toro? Hah. She's embarrassing poor old Rod.

Unknown said...

She needs to write a book and share her secrets LOL.

Secondbecky said...

Srsly Tina! What does she possibly do???

Rosemary Young said...

I wanna know Kim's secrets!
By the way, his remark here indicates that Count Jerkula is a father. (Or else was dating a woman pregnant by someone else, which is certainly a possibility.) I will further predict that he has 3 kids, has remarried, and is working as an accountant in Nutley, NJ. Just a guess.

Sugar said...

Well, at least she excels at something!

mygeorgie said...

As a horny middle-aged broad I wanna know her secrets too! Girlz gotta step it up a notch.

lmao @ Rosemary! Nice profiling!

Lucas said...

Okay, I know nothing about Kimberly Stewart but I do know that Rod raises good kids. His son, Liam, plays hockey for my local team. During the season he lives with a local family just like all the other players even though his mom has a condo here. My neighbor has met him and his mother several times and says they are really nice and down-to-earth. I know a lot of people in the service industry around town and have never heard a bad word about them.

parissucksliterally said...

Kim Stewart is fucking fugly as hell. She has to be in a freak in bed.

Lucas, have you see how obnoxious Kim and Sean Stewart are? Sure, Rod raises great kids.

Count Jerkula said...

@Rosemary Young: the child is mine, unless that is another thing the insane bitch lied about.

Over all when I was just coming out of high school, other than the Nutley portion (i couldnt take living in North Jersey), what you guessed was one of 3 or 4 likely possibilities. Good effort.

Count Jerkula said...

Yeah, Sean was the one on Celeb Rehab, right? Dude seemed pretty much like absentee mom and dad, nobody loves me, poor me, alkie. I hate whiny alkies.

Kelly said...

I like how she always has her baby hands on when pics are taken by paps. So there's that.

Lucas said...

Let me change that to “Rachel Hunter raises good kids" then.

Brenda L said...

Ugly girls have to try harder.

auntliddy said...

Not nice.

HimynameisChloe said...

pffft that last line made me snort

Anonymous said...

So lemme get this straight...your horny pregnant gurlfriend or wife gave you a vday card saying what shed like to do with you so you jerked off? Rather than do her or wait for her?

Alexa Rose said...

Tommy Lee has always seemed like he would be fun in bed himself. Although, with all the women he has been with who knows what diseases he has now.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Enthusiasm? Chakras? Cirque de Soliel flexibility? Its a puzzlement...:-)

kerri said...

I want to know what she's doing.... I mean, what exactly is making her so good?? Ideas anyone? Maybe I just don't get out enough.

The Real Dragon said...

Do You,Kristen.

Count Jerkula said...

@Anna: Well, it aint my place to share her thoughts. All I'll say is there was nothing as simple as would lead to "Hey, #4. Meet me in the kitchen in 20 minutes."

Anonymous said...

Tommy WAS wasted for a few decades. Perhaps he just can't remember the other good times.

Circe said...

I'm friends with Ashley., her brother. My other friend wrote a movie Benecio was in and my other friend a talented musician, was at Tommy Lee's house( he texted me the pics ). I could get those and all the answers on that extended famous family but most of what Entry wrote is true. Hollywood is small town. If you know one person in the industry ...and behave they introduce you to others.

ecua said...

No way on Nutley! The count is definitely more like Short Hills or Livingston!!

Caz1310 said...

Both are yukky to me.

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days