Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Blind Item #10

This celebrity chef might be the fastest at making his excuses. He has been in the space before for cheating on his wife, but this comes from one of his many women who says, "I never met a guy who wanted out of my place faster. Right before he would finish he would look at his watch and tell me he was late and he would actually start pulling up his pants (he never completely took them off. Ever.) while he was finishing. He would finish and in the same motion he lifted up and off of me, grabbed his shirt and his shoes off the floor and as he hit the door would say thanks and he would text later."

Of course it will be revealed. Who wouldn't want to know this?

22 comments:

Rach Around said...

Pukka

aemish said...

Who?

Renoblondee said...

Flay?

Dani S said...

Gordon

skimpymist said...

Gordon

aemish said...

Flay had his wife on his show one time and things looked TENSE

~Z~ said...

I can't believe anyone would guess anyone other than Gordon! He is super fast all the time. I'm sure the text he sends later is a standard cut and past consisting of this...
That was the most amazing, extraordinary and stunning sex I've had in hours!

aemish said...

lol Z

Rach Around said...

I hate "celebrity" chefs. My BFF is a chef. She has shitty hours and has barely enough time to make herself baked beans on toast or 2 minute noodles for tea when she gets home. Let alone enough time for sexy times on the side. Shame on you Curtis Stone! Coles suck for fresh produce!

Rach Around said...

P.S Gordon Ramsay looks like the left over skin after a circumcision

Rach Around said...

Aemish; pukka is a Jamie Oliver reference. Firstly, I'm convinced he has Down syndrome. Secondly, stop putting food on a board!

texas rose said...

I don't know who looks worse in this blind, the chef or the blabbing hookup. Her description sums up their relationship.

Rach Around said...

That explains the "would you like to taste my 'special sauce'"

aemish said...

Rach you are cracking me up :p

Sliightly off-topic but my two new fave cooking shows are My Grandmother's Ravioli with Mo Rocca and Extra Virgin with actress Debi Mazar and her husband both on Cooking Channel (not to be confused with Food Network)

Every time I like a show it goes off the air so now I keep telling anyone who will listen to check them out {^.*}

D Brown said...

Obviously its whichever celebrity chef works in a fast food joint!

TalksTooMuch said...

Why would she do it more than once, then? No one likes zipper burn.

Momster said...

Well, did she expect dinner and flowers afterward?

She should be thankful she's getting a text! :)

jaariel said...

FFS, he did this EVERYTIME? That means she let him back into her bed--what an idiot!

Oh, and got to be Ramsay.

Freya said...

@Dani S - A woman wrote a book about her affair with him and said he had the nickname, "Flash Gordon."

i said...

My favorite cooking show is Masterchef: The Professionals, on the BBCTwo. Jean Michel Roux Jr. makes Gordon Ramsey and the rest of the celebrity chefs look like evil dirty uncles. I do like Jamie's drive, even if he is a cheating slag.

Last season's finale made me cry. Who the hell cries watching cooking competitions? The guy who falls asleep reading Julia Childs Art of French Cooking, that's who.

Susan said...

OMG. i, your are my soulmate.

Flash Gordon. That's a good one.

Now every time I catch a Jamie Oliver program, I'm going to keep my eyes open for food on a board.

My current fave cooking shows are the Debi Mazaar one Extra Virgin, French Food at Home with Laura Calder, which doesn't even film anymore, but she is just fabulous, and I can't believe I'm writing this but the Bobby Dean show Not My Momma's Meals is quite interesting. And he's a good host! That boy has charisma. At one time I was mildly entertained by Bitchin Kitchen, but it totally jumped the shark for me. And who the fuck puts maple syrup in EVERYTHING?!?!

I'm so glad I checked out this thread. I've had the longest day ever and it's giving me a good laugh.

Little Broken Bird said...

Well he obviously isn't getting the job done properly if he keeps his trousers half on. What about all the different positions? The amazing tricks to please a women he's picked up over the years? A pumps and done? This should be revealed, save some other poor woman from bad sex! @count you need to become some kind os sex guru to the stars. Make.sure the poor bitches at least get one orgasm out of it!