Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Blind Item #3

This C- list mostly television actress of A list offspring is going the route of her mom. Kind of. The offspring has agreed to pose for Playboy. Mom and dad don't know. The offspring also had a little lipo and has been working out four hours a day to get ready for the shoot. Might have noticed a little boost in the bust too although it was not done at the same time as the lipo so I don't know that for sure.

43 comments:

ethorne said...

Dakota Johnson

Kristin Wigs said...

Sarandons daughter?

Cleodacat said...

Riley Keough. Mom's the King's daughter.

VIPblonde said...

Rumer

Seven of Eleven said...

Is posing for Playboy still a thing?

Mark said...

Does anyone want to see a taterhead pictorial?

auntliddy said...

Grtezsky's daughter?

CJ said...

Rumer Willis is in the DM today. Her?

Unknown said...

If Rumer what will Playboy do about her face? side angles, rear end poses? Maybe a theme pictorial with masks?

rajahcat said...

why didn't she just skip it and do a sex tape.....

that's where the real career maker is...

take the Hilton-Kardashian course in fame whoring

Cleodacat said...

I read this as the parent is the offspring of an A lister. Lisa Marie did an interview with playboy a few years back.

Freya said...

Rumer has been looking a little different lately. But I can't see her doing this. No, scratch that. I don't want to see her doing that.

Mark said...

Will she be better groomed than Demi?

ethorne said...

Riley's not a mostly TV actress. Rumer & Dakota are also both offspring of A list offspring.

Cleodacat said...

Good point :-)

AKM said...

"This C- list mostly television actress of A list offspring..."

This makes little sense. The way it's written, it appears that the television actress is the product of A-list offspring. So I can't figure it out. WTF.

Kristin Wigs said...

Dakota is a good guess but I doubt the studio would let her with all the controversy surrounding the 50 Shades O Shit movie. The dildo-waving fans hate her enough.

Renoblondee said...

I'm laughing at these comments!

Hanwi said...

The writer of this blog has never really understood the word offspring, so it probably just means that the TV actress has A list parents. My guess is Rumer.

Count Jerkula said...

Playboy is so lame.

Basil said...

I took it that the A list parent posed for Playboy. I know Demi did Vanity Fair.

GatorGirl said...

That would be a no for me

GatorGirl said...

Now that would be nice! Although her body is perfection right now

ethorne said...

Nm about Rumer, Demi & Bruce aren't celeb offspring. But who knows wtf Enty meant by that.

Freya said...

@Basil That's what I thought the "kind of" was getting at. Still posing nude but for two different publications.

Count Jerkula said...

@Basil: Vanity Fair?? Demi was rocking spread leg 70's bush in Oui magazine in the early 80s. It was like a huge furry tampon.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that. Don't we have photoshopping for this shit?

ktmonster said...

The daughter is the third generation celebrity: Grandparents are celebrities, parents may or may not be famous, daughter is then famous.

ktmonster said...

Also, the daughter's mom posed for playboy. What famous actresses posed who have a famous parent.

sandybrook said...

Demi., Melanie and Janet Jones all posed for Playboy. I think Gretzky's daughter would be scared shiftless to tell her father she is posing nude because hes unhappy with the shit she has already done and even shut her down once.

sandybrook said...

*shitless* fucking spelchek

KTVerclempt said...

Is anyone else getting a headache from the letter rating hopscotch? "This Z list celebrity, Y-list in movies, W-list in navel lint, but A++ list in name, but B- in body odor and sock drawer rearranging skills..." I need a cookie.

sandybrook said...

If Paulina Gretzky acts its her if not its Rumer.

jackie123 said...

Ireland. Kim basingers daughter?

Harry Knuckles said...

Say what you want about Demi, the girl knows how to give a beaver shot .

RowdyRodimus said...

Count, that reminds me, did you ever look up that Beaulah video? I forgot to mention she does a little ass play with herself in it. I can send you a link if you want.

Count Jerkula said...

Link would be good, Rowdy. I saw the photo sets, but never a video. Thanks.

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Harry Why does Demi have a wombat nestled twixt her legs?

RowdyRodimus said...

Sent you an email with it, enjoy

Harry Knuckles said...

Charlie, the girl's got a furry one, don't she? That's how they did it back in the 80's.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever met a wombat in real life? Little fuckers BITE! Fuck you Fatso from A Country Practice!

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Anonymous said...

its not rumer! bitch wishes..
It could be Ireland? I don't think Riley Keogh doing it would be that big of deal she is a model.

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