Friday, November 15, 2013

Blind Item #8

This B list actor who would be a C- if not for the A list franchise asked to see a supervisor when he set off a metal detector two days ago. It seems our actor has a c**k ring which set it off and didn't want to have to explain it to the security guard.

44 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't think you are supposed to leave those on indefinitely. Wouldn't that lead to Loppedofflolly?

SrslyMike said...

Was Jamie Foxx in any A-list franchise?

Bacon Ranch said...

RPat?

aemish said...

I'm beginning to wonder if all people are secretly this nasty or if this is unique to Hollywood heathens.. I hope it's the latter, I really like all my neighbors YiKes

VIPblonde said...

1) Who wears a cock ring around town?

2) Does Enty know that a cock ring and a Prince Albert are two different things? Because the latter would make much more sense

3) On an unrelated note, I heart Liam Neeson

Zelda Zonk said...

Liam Hemsworth jetting all over for Catching Fire

Unknown said...

Prince albert makes much more sense. Although you would think he would ask to speak with supervisor before setting it off.

sandybrook said...

Sounds like sumthing Taylor Lautner could be doing

ladybaus said...

Liam Neeson just made me feel very inadequate lol---get that Russel Brand up VIP girl!

VIPblonde said...

For @Derek :)

ladybaus said...

lollll----thats not real though is it? that HAS TO BE photoshoped from Katy Perrys team

TalksTooMuch said...

@VIP: I see the beans, but where is the frank?? There must be a frank if there are beans!

NomNom83 said...

He's a grower, not a show-er.

aemish said...

@TTM.. Franks and beans, franks and beans! :p

VIPblonde said...

@Derek I can't attest to its validity; it's just funny :) To be fair to Mr. Brand, here's Russell and a dude, and it has been verified to be him

Sugar said...

OMG! Where is his penis?

Sugar said...

Let's fucking hope so, NomNom.

NapAssasin said...

Oh my god is he tucked? Lets hope so. Where the hell is it!?

Kristin Wigs said...

Matthew "Neville" Lewis
Josh Hutcherson
Orlando Bloom
Andy Garcia

ladybaus said...

@VIP lolll thanks now I feel better after that Neeson pic and you size queens lol. That is PRETTY BAD and aint growing into anything useable

Hammer_Girl said...

It puts the lotion on!!!!!

Steampunk Jazz said...

At first I thought he was taped back but then I saw the lil squirrel hiding in the nest. Poor thing must have been Cold! ( Seinfeld anyone?)
It explains why the cops weren't arresting him for indecent exposure, there was nothing exposed, lol.

Unknown said...

It could be this person was wearing a chastity device, and that might set off a metal detector. There's a difference between a cock ring and a chastity device, just saying.

ladybaus said...

Maybe it was Russel Brand wearing a pinky ring---

Unknown said...

Wouldn't have set off metal detector:)

Tinydancer said...

Lenny Kravitz

Beetlejuice said...

This is Andy Garcia for sure

TalksTooMuch said...

@Johhny: I know, right??

Sugar said...

I can't hear you!

Anonymous said...

Russel? so small? All that sexual appetite gettin lost in my v***? Im disappointed as its damn small.

Anonymous said...

Doh mah dah. need a drink. I always thought he has it big just in case...

Pogue Mahone said...

I don't even know what that IS!

Count Jerkula said...

I'd never get a piercing or a tattoo on my dick. If I was in a committed relationship, and the chick was into it, I would get the stainless steel BBs implanted in a pattern designed for her pleasure.

auntliddy said...

Ahhh, liam. You still da man.

Unknown said...

Wow VIP. I loved him before too but NOW I want him to murder my vagina.

Renoblondee said...

Yummy. Liam. Even my teenager thinks he's hot and isn't he almost 60?

Sherry said...

RE: Russel's sex addiction = overcompensation. Whoa! Very very uhm teeny!

Snapdragon said...

LULZ

keetz4 said...

Kellan Lutz

Unknown said...

Some guys wear em out it makes your junk look bigger.

di butler said...

Jude "Puzzle Piece Head" Law! Sherlock Holmes.

Danni P said...

Jude Law and Kellan Lutz are good ideas ..... Liam is too square for anything .... He couldn't handle Hannah Montana

Anonymous said...

I've seen people get ink& piercings in all sorts of places. The ones I actually witnessed that made me flinch were clit, knob piercings and a tongue split. Gross.

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