Friday, November 15, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 3, 2013

This actor used to be A list. Used to be. Still A list name recognition and he has crawled his way back from C- to a solid B. Mostly movies. Back in the day he was considered a real stud. Good looking and had lots of women. Steroids though have ravaged him. He is not the same guy he used to be and despite having younger and younger girlfriends and even trying his hand at men for a brief period, he can no longer achieve any kind of erection no matter how much Viagra he pumps into his system. Apparently he has also started to lose his mind and when he films roles has to have cue cards or a teleprompter because he can no longer memorize more than a line and filming with him is a very tedious process. His temper has also grown more legendary and his long time girlfriend finally left him after suffering his verbal and physical abuse for several years.

He has an Academy Award nomination within the past five years and relies on friends to give him roles now.

42 comments:

Gypsy said...

Rourke.

VIPblonde said...

Sticking with Rourke

TalksTooMuch said...

Mickey Rourke!

TalksTooMuch said...

I now picture the angry chihuahua every time I imagine him getting busy

VIPblonde said...

Vintage Rourke

KTVerclempt said...

MR - yep

Unknown said...

Mickey Rourke - Oscar nom was clinching clue.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Mickey Rourke or Penn. Each has an award that qualifies. Rourke though, is so messed up , I can believe that he roided out too.

Amber said...

Rourke was so hot back in the day. And now he looks like the mom from RHOM :(.

Amber said...

@Steampunk - Well, there was a BI revealed about Penn railing some chick in a rental car and it smelled disgusting when he returned it. I forgot who the chick was, though, but I think it was a more recent incident.

Unknown said...

Amber - I think they were test driving a ferrarri or something like that. The dealership allegedly called him after and said the car stunk and they couldn't sell it so he bot it. I think it was Scarjo.

Amber said...

@texas - so vile. I am trying really hard not to imagine it for fear of gagging.

Count Jerkula said...

Rourke was definitely juiced to the gills. Poor bastard. But, you reap what you sow.

P.S. Since we are talking about roids, if anyone has been on them, is it true they make yer cock bigger, as they shrivel yer nuts. I have seen some juiced up meatheads in porn, and their cocks look just as cartoonishly swelled as the rest of their body. Sad part is, they never get a full "spring steel" hard on, and they shoot weak loads.

In honor of FFF, I'll post this black guy as an example. No way he had that cock when he was a 98lb weakling, right? NSFW

I watch a lot of porn, but my real life cock knowledge is small in scope. (heh)

Steampunk Jazz said...

That's right, I forgot about that.. Yurkk

aemish said...

I thought this was so obviously Rourke until somebody mentioned Penn.. now I'm all confuzzled bc Rourke seems like a nice guy and Penn is the one with the crappy temper

kelli grrrl said...

Holy smokes, Count Jerkula! That picture!!!!! It's like a combination of an overly ripe plantain & a battering ram. Ouch!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry Count, can't help, not my area of expertise. Mickey's face now reminds me of that scene in The Mummy where that face is pushing up thru the sand. Or that lion woman who's rich husband liked big cats,.. Ewwww

KTVerclempt said...

Oh dear GOD...looked like he was giving birth, holy sh** <>
Breathe in...breathe out...(lamaze)

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't think anyone here thinks Rourke is a nice guy, thanks to a revealed blind about him emotionally and sexually abusing Carrie Otis.

Danielle said...

Damn it! I was going to say Brendan Frasier but you guys are right with Rourke!

Unknown said...

aemish - a number of stories about rourkes violent behavior with women. I think there was reveal about him throwing naked girlfriend out of his house or something like that.

aemish said...

Ohhh.. I didn't know that.. I only stumbled upon this site like a week ago

Seven of Eleven said...

Rourke was definitely not a nice guy.

KTVerclempt said...

^ So glad she got out and away from that.

Unknown said...

So you do "Almost Reveals" to out someone instead of just outright naming them. It's just as bad, especially when it's this obvious.

Here is the old Enty's take on outing.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/outing

Cheryl said...

Penn didn't crawl back from C-. Rourke did and all the other stuff fits too.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Welcome to the site aemish. Its a pleasure...

Steampunk Jazz said...

It was my thought because Penn is a crawler to me. He is a waste of oxygen and he deserves this kharma as much as Rourke.

MadLyb said...

Definitely Mickey Rourke. I remember back in the day he was considered an Adonis, and his acting was constantly praised. Maybe it's karma if that one horrible blind item is about him (the one where he abused his girlfriend and locked her outside in the snow...)

Anonymous said...

Dear gawd Count. That looks like a wide trunk yucca plant I bought the other day. Give me nightmares. You'd get stretch marks around the mouth, and experience an episiotomy every time you had sex.

leemonada76 said...

Alan arkin

auntliddy said...

Tourney! He's a nasty abusive prick and what goes around comes around. Karma's a beyotch.

jaariel said...

How is this not Sly Stallone?

__-__=__ said...

Put that away! You're only going to hurt someone!!

Cucu said...

Not Penn he is A+ and never had to claw back from C, same with Sly who has A++ name recognition while they have acting breaks and don't work as much their ratings never went down at least not as far as name recognition is concerned and Sean is an A hole but no,way he is any less than an unwavering A

Unknown said...

No that is pumping - Roids will give you a bigger cock but nothing that much bigger..and yes they do cause your nuts to shrink (because they stop producing testosterone when you are jucing)

di butler said...

Shitty hard ons, and many lost ones. This was with a 23 yr old dude! Imagine an old fuck!

di butler said...

As for that BBC, I'm not riding anything that needs a saddle.

Rourke for the easy guess, but I guess it could be Doberman face Penn
Sean Penn's face was re-upholstered w the naugahyde from my mother's best 1972 couch.

shakey said...

Even I got this one right.

I clicked on the picture. I can't imagine him having much sex. His eyes look sad, lol.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

I was thinking Nic Cage but the only recent awards have been Golden Raspberries.

Danni P said...

The last 5 years make this Rourke

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