Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

June 14, 2007

#2 At a thing last week, AP was in the bathroom and a C list actress starts talking about what she had done the night before. Turns out she was hanging out with this defnitely not ugly A list film actor as far as name recognition, but in reality B list because he needs a strong cast to open well. He is heroic though. Anyway, the two of them were enjoying some adult activities and she started to do move down and do something with her mouth, when he practically screamed, "No." In all her many experiences, she had never got that type of reaction and so decided to take a much closer look at the member in question. A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning.

The actor has not been married since the blind but has had a lot of unprotected sex judging by his progeny being born. He is still really close to A list and he is foreign born. His condition might be the reason he rarely has long term relationships and seem to be on and off.

72 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chokito anyone?

skimpymist said...

Ewww gross. This is why an inspection should always be done down below before any contact is made. It can be done on the sly.

Katie said...

Jude Law

Unknown said...

Benicio?

Anonymous said...

Skimpy: HOW?????
Seriously, I wanna know! I need glasses for reading so i would need to whip em out as he whips it out

Clanger said...

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

MISCH said...

Butler ?

Anonymous said...

my thought was Owen Wilson...but he's american

Jessi said...

Really you had to post this over the lunch hour!?!?!

gadfly said...

Colin Farrell?

Unknown said...

I'm assuming AP is code name for one of the original enty's actress friends that fed him these blinds?

Simon said...

How bout Hugh Grant?

Anonymous said...

Anna Paquin. You sure do get around!

Harry Knuckles said...

bon appetit

M. Brown said...

Hugh Grant is a good guess.

Folly said...

Aren't you a clever one, texas rose.

Count Jerkula said...

Good lord, get them shits froze or burned off.

Anonymous said...

Sandpaper?

Count Jerkula said...

And get the friggin vaccine. Even if you have had warts, because there are so many different strains, that it could protect you from one you haven't had yet.

Sherry said...

What the hell was he thinking was going to.happen? But thank goodness he warned her before she did anything. Who's been married at least once but has a few chirrens? And sounds like someone who played and action role by the mention of heroic.

Andrea said...

I also read this as Hugh Grant

Anonymous said...

Hugh Grant is hardly heroic. Although he did venture into the penis fly trap of Eluzabeth HURLey

BrainyAngel said...

Why would you start engaging in "adult activities" w/ some trampy fame-ho if you were experiencing a maj herps outbreak that would preclude your dick from seeing the light of day?? Obvs, at some point she's gonna go for it...so why get yourself into that position. Was he thinking "We'll make out a bit and snuggle but I'll keep my pants on all night"??

discoflux said...

Best advice I ever got was from my gyno when I got my first annual exam in high school - Never have sex with someone who won't do it with the lights on so you can see what the situation is down there.

discoflux said...

Well, best advice for bangin' a guy for the first time.

aemish said...

Gerard Butler

Renoblondee said...

Gah, I'm eating! Bleh

discoflux said...

Count - The vaccine isn't available for males over 21 years of age or women over 26 years of age. If his are external it's likely not the strain the vaccine protects against anyway as external warts aren't the kind that cause cervical cancer. And it sounds like he's well over 21.

Anonymous said...

Reno, I hope you're not eating a chokito or pollywaffle?

Jeri said...

Agree with the Butler guesses. When was Anniston with him (or was that a sham.

Unknown said...

I know people don't like Butler but blind clue says he has progeny. I'm not aware of him having any baby mama's or kids.

CJ said...

Ok. I always need to spell these out so I can get it straight!

C list actress talking about what she did the night before, in June 2007.

She messed around with a foreign born good looking actor who's described as heroic. He is unmarried, but keeps having children. He seems to have on/off relationships and none are long term.

Benicio del Toro isn't considered conventionally handsome, so I don't think it's him.

Colin Farrell played Alexander - a heroic role. Has two children with two different women, and is not linked to any one woman for any extended period of time. I think that's a good guess, gadfly!

aemish said...

@texas rose.. maybe it's about to be announced and that's why it's an 'Almost Reveal'?

Penelope said...

This is just fucking nasty.

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm with the Del Toro guess.

aemish said...

@CJ.. thanks for pointing out all of the Colin Farrell stuff.. that's a good one too

Sugar said...

I watched the movie In Bruges the other day and Colin Farrell's eyebrows were so distracting I couldn't even concentrate on the movie. Was it good? I seriously couldn't focus on anything other than his eyebrows. They were hugh and took up his whole face!
I know this has nothing to do with his warty schlong.

CJ said...

lol @ Sugar - "warty schlong"

Anonymous said...

My hubby had a pimple on his John Thomas and asked me to squeeze it. I gave him a quick hand shandy and told him to apply clearasil and stay the fuck away from me til it disappeared. True story.

aemish said...

LoL @rach

gadfly said...

Thank you, @CJ!!

Count Jerkula said...

@disco: Really? Why the age limit? They assume you are already infected?

Lights on is good. I hate lights off sex. TV light is tolerable.

My neighbor (ex military) said when he was out of country, he would keep a packet of lemon juice on him for random hook ups. Open the packet, squirt it on your hand, and swipe the chick's pussy. If she cringes from a sting, then she has an open sore so just get outta there.

Unknown said...

@aemish - after rereading clue I see why you might think that is what the clue meant but I really don't think the progeny part was supposed to be a secret.

skimpymist said...

On the sly is by acting like your nibbling at his pants and when you reach the underware you pull it back with your teeth while giggling or something and take a glimpse in there without him noticing.

Bacon Ranch said...

Rach, it may not be a bad idea to be tested.
Not quite sure how common pimples are on a penis.

Anonymous said...

Bacon, believe me, it WAS a fucking pimple. He was at it like a meth addict at invisible bugs under their skin. It cleared up, we've both been tested and my I.Q came in at 43.

Anonymous said...

@Count: lemon juice always goes well with seafood

Count Jerkula said...

A buddy of mine was talking about quitting smoking and how his sense of smell came back. I said that I can't quit then, because a fully functioning sense of smell would be detrimental to my love of eating pussy and ass.

Alabama said...

This

Meanie Rhysie said...

Ugh!!!

Some of youse is killing it! LOL

Anonymous said...

Count: my hubby loves my nunu scent & I always bathe THOROUGHLY when he chows down on my wrong hole,
Makes me squirm.
P.S sent sick 3 year old to bed and just got laid. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Colin farrell good guess....but I throw Jeremy Renner into the ring as well...

Kathy W. - One Brown Mom said...

Back when I was young and cute my bff was a hardcore star fucker. On more than one occasion she tried to go down on a celebrity guy only to be greeted by a bumpelstiltskin penis. Super EWWWW!

Iskateboarding said...

maybe heroic and needing others in the cast refers to someone in the Avengers movie

Anonymous said...

*hands KL imaginary award statuette* bumplestilskin! Ha ha ha!
(I love you)

Momster said...

Renner's not foreign born. . .and after reading this I'm glad I'm not eating. . .anything. . .

i said...

My penis will never enter the zone, unless I can personally see the landscape with my eyes. I had a frightening experience with my present g/f, during our first sexual encounter. What I thought was a bump, which scared the hell out of me, was found to be a piece of jewelry. Lights on, always before the actual game does begin.

discoflux said...

Count - I'm not really sure why the age limit. Maybe it's just a recommended age but everything I've seen said that it's for females ages 12-26 and males age 12-21. Maybe you're right and they figure by those ages you're probably just a lost cause.

That lemon juice trick is a brilliant idea.

Unknown said...

Seriously, why the hell does this guy not go to the dr. They make meds for this.

anon said...

Butler in the 300 would be considered heroic, no?

hothotheat said...

GButler doesn't have children (that we know of) so not him.

Unfortunately, Colin Farrell fits. He had one kid by 2007.

Annee said...

@KL I snorted at "bumplestiltskin penis" !

In-N-Out!! said...

Ewwww

Jacq said...

Goddamnit, Harry!

Unknown said...

Pappiloma virus is quite serious and a cause for ovarian cancer. Once you have it, its there forever.

Just put on a condom people and OUT people who don't disclose.

Why is this an "almost-blind"??? Why bother?

Count Jerkula said...

@Unknown: I know you have it forever, but I have read that 2 years after an outbreak, you are cleared of that strain. Like chicken pox, you will always have it, but not always be contagious. Unlike a herpes.

DISCLAIMER: I didn't research the article I read that in to determine if it was reputable and what they based it on. Consult your physician if you need accurate info.

GMonkey said...

The age restrictions with the vaccine are just when they are typically covered by insurance. If you really want them, you can get them but you'll have to pay cash. Also, Tagamet, the heart-burn reducer will help the body attack any warts, plantar, genital, etc. It makes the virus bio-identify as something to kill by the body and it will reject it like a bad kidney. Not a cure, but a reduction of the virus.

L said...

Warts may equal HPV not herpes

Brad Nehring said...
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Unknown said...

I reckon it's Colin Farrell.

PJJ said...

Lol!

PJJ said...

Lol!

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