Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Kris Jenner Files For Divorce

After almost a year of being separated after first telling the world they weren't separated, Kris Jenner filed for divorce and Bruce Jenner filed his response a short time later. The two have already split their property and Bruce is a free man. No longer will he have to film if he doesn't want to and he is free to roam the world in his Spanx and become the person he has always wanted to be. The guy has looked miserable for the past five years and was treated like crap in almost every episode of the show. You know that if he was treated like that while filming it must have been even worse when not actually filming. I'm sure that he probably signed some confidentiality agreement so we might never get the tell all that he could publish and would probably bring down the Kardashian family for all time. Oh how I would love to read that. 

51 comments:

sandybrook said...

This news completely devastated me!! Between this and Carlton only scoring 32 on DWTS last night, I was a total emotional wreck! :( Poor, poor PMK! Can I get a strong female shoulder to cry my eyes out on??

Unknown said...

more magazine covers... they are business partners, it seems. he seems to enjoy the oceanfront house in malibu.

CoBe said...

Run, Bruce, Run!!

(And Good Morning Sandy)

sandybrook said...

Morning CoBe

Sherry said...

Sandyboo, I'm here for you.

Dena said...

Can we get a holla from fan-favorite Bruce Jenner?

__-__=__ said...

Poor guy really needs therapy. He won't be over the PTSD for a long time. He destroyed his kids lives. They're nothing but bimbos now.

Dexamyl said...

I hope he lives a quiet and happy life away from the brothel.

sandybrook said...

Thx Sherry I knew I could count on you

MISCH said...

Big Woop…………who's Kris's next victim ?

Sass71 said...

Bruce, we got nothing but love for you here.

Tina Mallette said...

Bruce Jenner, free at last, free at last.

auntliddy said...

Divorce was always the plan, so no surprise there. But lets not make bruce out to be some poor dupe. Kris made him a millionare many times over, and he loved being able to have his helicopters and other toys to play with. He's a self absorbed person, and equally as culpable as pmk.

Sherry said...

Of course Sandy. we do need our Mr. Jenner to show up.

True story, one degree of separation- I went out with Bruce's cousin when I was 18.

Seven of Eleven said...

Run, Bruce, run! You are as free as your toy helicopters!

Jordan T said...

Oh Bruce is the only likeable one in that family. I hope this is the straw that broke the camels back and they all go down now. Boooo Kardashians :(

Connie151 said...

Let's see how quickly Kris goes back to being a Kardashian...you know it always killed her to be a Jenner.

Unknown said...

Kardashian Free Fall? (pun intended)

CoBe said...

Now Kris can marry/adopt Bachelor Ben and the singles everywhere will be just a bit safer.

Seven of Eleven said...

@CoBe, probably not. More like Sugar Bear.

Kels said...

Good observation.

Angela said...

Curiously, the left of the picture isn't photoshopped.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

I thought this was the guy who had a sex change. I always get relatives of American famous people wrong, or I just don't care enough about them.

Kels said...

I mean, who raised Brody Jenner? Certainly not Kris. Says something.

CoBe said...

Ha!!!!! Match made in heaven . . . er . . . somehow.

Maybe a match made with a lot of wine.

CoBe said...

Unless, of course you are talking about Sugar Bear and Bachelor Ben. That might be a workable pair.

Steven O said...

I wonder if Kris gets custody of his balls under the property division.

Sherry said...

Steven O she took those a looooong time ago.

cece said...

Yes. He might be a nice person, but I don't respect him as a father.

MISCH said...

Actually it was Bruce who taught Kris the ropes…in the early days of their marriage they did commercials together….I think it was then she found her calling

crila16 said...

Just venting, because this story reminds me of a guy at a football game on Sun.

He told me he was divorced w/ 2 kids. We had awesome chemistry, and he was a great kisser. When he called me the next day, he said he wanted honesty from the beginning. He then told me that he wasn't divorced, but separated 4 months. I said ok...then he tells me they still live together, but in separate bedrooms.

Needless to say, I told him to contact me in 3 years.

All Lace no Leather said...

@Crila, so sorry.

Wen said...

Who would bother with a tell all? We all know everything about this disgusting family. The church is a tax laundering scheme? Kris was a paid whore, her daughters are paid whores, they are all plastic freaks, have no morals, etc.? Really, what would there be to tell? Kim likes to be urinated on? Ha, we already know that.

Unknown said...

+ 3579053327895569065 yup

auntliddy said...

Steven-somehow, i dont think he's gonna be needing those.....

auntliddy said...

Crila-sorry but u handled it well. I find men much much more devious about marital status than women.

Dexamyl said...

PMK certainty did not make Bruce a millionaire. He was loaded long before meeting that pimp and her piglets.

auntliddy said...

Wen-my thoughts exactly! Wtf is left to expose??!!

Brenda L said...

@ Crila, ain't nobody got time for all that. Good for you for sending that crate of trouble on its way.

Dorothy said...

I was thinking the same thing. But then again with the older girls soon to be on their way out she'll want to be associated with the next round of money makers, Kendal and Kylie. I'm betting she keeps Jenner.

auntliddy said...

Dex-when he married jris, he was, by his own admission, broke, in debt and living in one room apartment. She took over his business affairs and him and herself very rich.

Ugly_bitchy_toes said...
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Ugly_bitchy_toes said...

How is this even news?! Do people still actually care about what Kris does?

sifichick said...

Bruce is finally free to be the woman he's always wanted to be.

My mother has a serious crush on him. Even when his face was seriously messed up. She's probably dancing at the fact that he's going to be single again. She LOVES this crap show and has tried to make me sit through a few episodes. I finally had to put my foot down and tell her I wouldn't come over if she continued to try to get me to watch it.

Dexamyl said...

@auntliddy That's not the version of events I've heard at all and certainly some of his business ventures predate Kris. But who knows? Perhaps PMK is truly a genius in all areas of business. Too bad she then felt the need to whore out her own children.

auntliddy said...

Dex, it was interview with him and later she came along to say how she fixed things up, so they seem to be in agreement on this point. So pmk may be amoral, but shes a hellava business woman. Agree shld not have whored out kids.

ELBTH said...

That would be THE BEST TELL ALL ever.

Alexa Rose said...

Can't understand why he ever married her in the first place. He was so handsome and she never was very attractive and has a terrible personality. Doesn't say much for him.

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A girl said...

It's sad to see how he totally gave up on Kendall and Kylie along the way. He used to be the (only) responsible voice in the house.

rolotomassi said...

Bruce REALLY looks like Renee Richards.and I'm not being facetious. He LITERALLY does, M/B they have the same doctor

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